Spooky Stories to Wrestle Your Hog To - PATRON EP. 77

First off good in Milwaukee from a dewalt guy. They gave a better warranty. 2, nails should be used bc they flex and screws will most likely under load just break and not flex.

Hey Sam, real bricklayer guy here. How about you fly my ass out and take care of that brick work for ya. Sounds like you royally fucked it up. You wouldn’t know the shiner side of a brick if I fucking hit you over the face with one

Wow everyone is mean on here

if there’s no episode tomorrow me and all the other patrons are turning off autopay, we have all discussed it in a group chat without you guys

TALK FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT

We might have to start a union if these episodes keep coming late like this.

FEED ME FATHER'S

Hmph :( wheres my podcast

Staining your deck is definitely something you should ask people about. I work at Sherwin Williams and we sell deck coatings that are transparent, I would suggest checking those out. The price can be a bit high, but it's worth it for quality

The fuck does early this month mean? the 20th?

podcast idea; upload an episode

Much love for PapaPoob

Podcast idea, do a podcast with someone who door dashes for a living

Poob if you see this, listen to this song. I can’t pee in a urinal by Johnny Silkwood

I miss bryan

I actually enjoyed their self-review/critique of their shitty podcast that didn’t air.

hell yeah milwaukee is where it's at

Hey, somebody bombed Harvard. Legacy media is calling it an “intentional explosion”. Isn’t that just called a bombing?

I don’t wanna be that pencil neck dweeb but the bomb lance was real. I’m a patron don’t make fun of me

Staltt, you good??

Guest idea Eric Bernhagen. I love him

I don't know who that pokemon card appraiser was but that dude was dead wrong and probably a little autistic. If you rip a card and it's black inside it WAS a real card, but now all you got is worthless half cards lol.

I giggle every time they talk about shitting themselves.

Straight cranking my little piggy to his heavenly voice

Speaking of month or year long projects I would die if you guys could get internet historian on. That would be ground breaking. Dude takes a year to make videos on main channel

What's with Sam's mic? It's like I can't hear his laughing.

PT deck boards can be screwed or nailed, but if you said screws you should plan something heinous

I gottta get drunk and do yard work so I'm going to need yall to remake an audio episode with more descriptions of whats happening by tomorrow...

Awfully short episodes lately.

Neither of the Sam's are wrestling hogs, theyre wrestling micro pigs.

Haven’t even listened for 2 minutes. Consider my hog wrestled

That image will be saved now sir, it’s MINE

I’m not wresting a hog to this, I’m wrestling my BOAR

The intro genuinely fills me with dread I have to skip it everytime

Sam you look fucked on that boat.

Damn Sam have you lost weight?

Waiting for the last day of the month, wouldnt have it any other way

Happy Halloween everyone

holy fuck i’m cumming

The fact that Sam keeps being able to eat things that repulse others to a point of sickness is hilarious.

Hey Sam I know that you posted that picture of yourself to be funny or whatever but as fans we’ve gotten really concerned about you lately. You’ve lost all passion in your eyes and have seriously let yourself go. Please get help

Sam you have to bone your wife in the Ms. Frizzle costume… for the patrons…

shiver me timbers

barely 2 hours smh this aint worth my 5 bucks

Happy Halloween 🎃

Dont feel bad sam i got so sick deep sea fishing, i puked for literally 10 hours i was puking nothing by the end of it

This Is exactly what I needed to get in the mood

After my hiatus, I return to say… Not the first comment, not the last comment, but a spooky comment nonetheless.

Straight up "samming" it if you know what I mean

Looking good Sam keep it up

I have presidential aids

As it was foretold by Poob, it has arrived. All hail the prophet

Hey yeah brother

That image fucks

My heroes have arrived

2hrs, we're back

Just got my heart ripped out and feel numb, can't wait to dissociate from reality and half listen to this, thanks guys !

Woohoo!!!

Spread the news its live. Run to the town and tell them its live

Fuck yeah

Hell yeah I know my men could do it. Beah. Beah.

Thats literally sam in like 30 years

Got rock hard as soon as the notification popped up, thanks guys!

I friggen love this podcast. Thanks captain Sam and Poon! Happy Halloween to all of you truckers out there

I wish that fish was my flaccid penis 🤷‍♂️

I am farting so bad rn

Ty gamers

Took your damn time. Thanks lads

Hip hip hooray

Damn Abby really putting weight on ya

Happy Halloween!!!

Hell yeah

First!!!!!