Master of the House - PATRON EP. 75
poobertons big move
He still hasn't christened the house yet but that boy does things different i reckon, so i guess it shouldn't be a surprise to me. If he doesn't do it soon i'm gonna fly up there and lay claim to the property myself.
Video Version: https://youtu.be/Vfn0yN8k6V0
Comments (137)
Hand tools don’t matter too much unless ur doing specialty work. Go to harbor freight for the warranty, they let you return any broken tool without receipt. Now power tools, I’m a time traveler and I know Poob bought into team red which is perfectly okay.
Please have Stallt back on, I liked the episode with him
Sam is spot on for tools but he was a home inspector at one point
Good eppy
I'm an auto tech that uses Milwaukee for both profession , and as a homeowner for things like plumbing, electrical, and HVAC shit because I'm too cheap to pay other people to do shit. For Poob, I'd say go to harbor freight and get either Hercules or Bauer. Tons of tools on the battery platform, and way cheaper for something you probably won't use
Spotify won't approve my comment being hopeful for Homo-ner merch.
House party at Poobs new place when?
Makita or nothing for me. (Aircraft mechanic for reference)
Love the call in segments
Sam have you considered buying Abby tassled lingerie?
Aight boys, we halfway through the month. Im cravin SHLOP
May I have more podcast, please boss??? 🙏
Meat canyon would go crazy
Am I the only one who realizes the better this podcast gets the more people complain. Keep on moaning fellers I think it makes them more powerful.
Yeah thats how it should work? You don't make a negative review to be bitchy and pissy its because there is something wrong with quality of the product/production and the creators of said product/production then try and make it better
You could try to get WranglerStar again or you guys ever tried to get AvE or Physicsduck? I feel they could enjoy some goofiness along with teaching
AvE would go crazy
Post the next fucking podcast you inbred chickenshit motherfuckers
cant wait for it to be another speakpipe episode with only 20 minutes of content packed into 1 hour and 40 minutes QQ
Okay guys I get you're really beat up over the Charlie Kirk thing but come on its been 2 whole days I'm fiending for some forehead fables
My peanuts went sour
Fuck you and fuck ur piece of shit heist video. Post a podcast. I don't understand how these take so fucking long now you two dont even do anything but listen to people jerking off on speakpipe for 2 hours. There better have been a death in one of ur families or one of u better be comatose
I'm with Gloop 🖐️
I'm tired of waiting for the next episode. That's it I'm driving this 18 wheeler off a cliff.
WHERE IS IT? Question mark
Is there a way yall can release the video versions on here instead of clicking the YouTube link. It never saves where I left off so I have to screenshot the time stamp. I like to see poobs visual bits.
They tried that and everyone hated it lol
Dr Manhattan drained kirk of all his energy
How is this the place I find this news out wtf
Heist video this month or we riot.
Dude even 1 year from now isn't being realistic. Do you even know who you're watching?
Ofcourse they're waiting to upload on 9/11. Makes total sense now why there's no new episode.
if you complain about morpheus or doctor manhattan you aren't a real forehead fabler
does it mean that Poob and Happy broke up?
That next podcast is sure taking its time, love the podcast.
You must be new here
poob carries the podcast hes the funniest man on the planet (not to mention very handsome) and any loser ass general sam fan that slobbers over him doesnt know shit about poob.. talm bout "less desireable sam" i know for sure he not talkn about my poob. fuck ass patron who he think he is..
I want to see Poob shoot an elephant rifle, his ass would get thrown.
"Sorry guys we have a lame excuse as to why the next episode is late. Again" After 150 lame excuses it kinda loses its meaning Sams.
Lawd please bless us 🙏
I’ve paid for this for years and never have time to stay recent, until today. I’m here caught up now baby. Time to unsubscribe.
Sounds like Poob brought some invasive Steve-spores back to his old place and they‘ve infested the carpet
This comment made me rewarch the whole steve symbiote episode, thank you
how do I join the discord?
Guys for your next “hike” I would highly recommend the Minnesota boundary waters canoe area. You can carry more stuff with the canoes and it’s super remote but there are still plenty of nearby campers if trouble arises. More paddling than hiking too.
Ok guys you can upload the new episode now haha
Sam You should really just move to Maine instead of Colorado, your making a mistake.
What is this propaganda
These fuckers work less on this podcast per month thank what i work daily, i cant believe we still are getting these late episodes. Im really sorry for poob cause this shit aint going nowhere like this. Will still be subscribing but im just worried for the future of this podcast.
Its 5 dollars a month....
How do I friggen send voice messages brosephs
When they do it they put up a community post where you can follow a link to speakpipe, scroll down a bit and you should find it - is what I would say if I was captain saveadumbass but instead I gotta ask if ur actually this stupid or ur just tryna piss me off, i give you 1 day to delete your comment
Pls get Bruce, Lawrence and Kassem from Brought You This Thing on as guests they'd fit in perfectly
They absolutely would. I was an old Funhaus fan back in the day - and Kassem was hilarious before he scrubbed most of his stuff - thanks for telling me about this new thing btw
Wow my voice was on a Forehead Fables podcast. Now my life is complete and satisfied
DEWALT ON TOP. NEVER FAILED ME ONCE.
Cum
Got into a car accident listening to this podcast 10/10
Get smallbrainedamerican on
True
Can u have adamn killa on the podcast thank u
I got this podcast tattooed on my wrist because of this episode
Get Maya Higa on the pod for the insect and animal questions
In before abbey walks in with some nipple tassels and sam ends up with a third kid
Poob you look like a Ryobi kind of guy !
Harbor freight tools are less expensive and enough for you're house projects and car work tbh. Go with like Hercules they have good warranties. Also Ollie's bargain outlet is good for inexpensive rugs and just random house shit in general
Demo ranch actually made a video bending bullets with a pvc pipe
Poob if you need a good ladder but don’t want to pay those crazy prices check Sherwin Williams they always got good deals, also I’m a general contractor You should definitely get some Milwaukee tools. The M12 series is really good for a homeowner. Congrats on the house brother
27:02 ??? You already miss Happy that much???
House warming party at poobs when?
Poob drop your address so I can come from Illinois to buy your things for my apartment
Poob im a crusher mechanic and have bought thousands of dollars in tools and would say Milwaukee power tools will give you the best quality for a price and most of their tools have a 5 year warranty but you should go to harbor freight for hand tools. There’s no need to spend a ton of money on tools you don’t use for a trade.
I do want to find poob for the reason he’s scared about
Keep doing the call inns till you get to mine then stop
Thank you stalltt
Instead of buying several guns, Poob could strategically place stunt powder around, and convert that bathroom window to sugar glass.
Poob Harbor Freight is the way to go
It's so crazy how much yall struggle to just click the go live button and play video games
I recommend bauer power tools from harbor freight, been using them 2 years every day as a professional mechanic and haven't had any issues
In my expertise in listening to podcasts i recommend not rushing through the speakpipes even when running out of time just talk when yall have a thought ya feel
Just make the damn cup so I can buy it
Oh god damn this was a banger boys
Hey poop! Just wanted to say i was not going to come and magdump you! Thanks!
Lowe’s if for cowards
Poob you're not thinking lazy enough. Stream yourself putting shelves up and weeding. Irl home reno stream. Some sad losers will watch and give you money I guarantee it
Missed the speak pipe. Nice new house poob, genuinely happy for you. Sam. Quit being such a prude and continue die of laughter. Dig up Brian. No excuses. Jokes aside, love the shit. Keep it up boys.
You gonna get SuperMega on or what?
You can take Poob out of the basement, but you can’t take the basement out of poop.
DEWALT IS SHIT
Theyre both high quality sturdy tools
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET MILWAUKEE
You gotta get Makita tools poob. It matches your whole vibe.
He really is a Makita guy. Or metabo
Today is my birthday and this is such a wonderful surprise.
The hike part 2: redemption
Milwaukee for power tools, snap on/ Mac for hand tools and you can't go wrong.
If he thinks 150 is bad for a ladder I'd like to see his reaction to a 500 dollar set of screwdrivers
Waiting 31 days for a less than 3 hour patreon only podcast. Yall really got this shit down pat huh? 3 hours of work for a 2,5 hour video for 1000x5$ a month, not bad
Poob go to a god damn harbor freight big guy. That place is the Holy Land of tools and diy.
Put up the original trilogy Star Wars crew hot toys on a shelf right behind you. Classy and dope.
Poob, dont blow your whole load buying every tool at once. Get a drill, hammer, wrenches and screw drivers to start. Then you'll start accumulating everything else over time as you need them. As far as power tools, Dewalt is middle of the road for someone who just needs it for around the house. Milwaukee is for your contractor or someone whos a hobbyist in woodworking or something using it regularly. Congrats Poob
Eh, My House! (Borat voice or something idk)
Poob it’s time for you to binge wrangler star for tool advice. Sam, please try to get Cy the home inspector on, that guy would probably be a good possible guest.
Back to the basement
Poob, listen to this carefully tools are all corporate there is no brand that's better than others you will pay for quality, but for the things you'll be doing anything will do. If you get battery powered stuff LOOK AT THE BATTERY PRICES those will go out and will need replacement so go with one that makes sense to buy. Also bro I would fix your car for you for the price of parts. Gotta stay safe man
you've clearly never used a milwaukee and a ryobi in the same session before
CONGRATS POOB
Thank you guys 🙏
if poob makes another one of those "super man does good, i do well" jokes again, I swear imma gonna wedgie his ass so hard until his tighty whiteys become his durag
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Did anyone win the powerball?
I got the garage
No one does it like MILWAUKEE
Solid work as ever stalltt
top 10 anime moments here
Let's go boys. Right on my day off 🔥🔥🔥
I think you could have got it a hair closer to the end of the month lol. Congratulations Poob!
I'm gonna mine so much fucking copper to this pod boys
well well well not so dirty after all
Does Poob have an age filter on? He looks like he aged 9 years or did the house hunting take a toll on him
Hell yeah, happy to see poob in the new place.
Congrats on the house poob
Looks like another banger
Oh shit!!!
Ty gamers
Stalltt got done editing this like 8 minutes ago I bet. Thank you boss man.
13 hours ago, roughly
Its my two favorite sams
I'm so happy for a new pod on my trucking route I'm gonna do a u turn in the middle of the highway
Hell yeah!
Badass
Just in time for the goon sesh
Yippeeee
Groob. Bloob. Ugh yeah
Just in time as usual freak
hells yeah brother
BoofTime gamers