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August 17, 2025

The Patron Inquisition

Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us at gunpoint?

Ask em here: https://www.speakpipe.com/ForeheadFables

Also thanks for sending in the guest recommendations. We've already received a response from one so we got that to look forward to.

unrelated picture of a badass midget

With love and everlasting adoration,

Sam

Comments (57)

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Real Identical Twin · June 26, 2026

When will you have identical twins on the podcast like you keep bringing up. Also you said in a recent patron episode to let you know if anyone in the audience is an identical twin. I am one

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Swabi · August 23, 2025

Don't make me call Morpheus or worse..... Dr Manhattan

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Deadweight · August 22, 2025

Man, I bet we're all going to Die of Laughter when this podcast comes out

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MilkMan248 · August 22, 2025

Off with your head

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Swabi · August 22, 2025

Bring out the Patreon funded guillotine

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Richard Wagner · August 22, 2025

Need slop ASAP

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Puddinghouse · August 22, 2025

Where's the episode SAM(s), I need the episode SAM(s), gimme that episode SAM(s)

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Fletcher Hughes · August 22, 2025

Dol now

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Swabi · August 22, 2025

I will piss in your cereal

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Caleb Blankenship · August 22, 2025

I’m beating my shit

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oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg · August 22, 2025

Its time

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Fresh · August 21, 2025

Chop chop losers

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MilkMan248 · August 21, 2025

Aye post it today I need a solid chuckle

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Jerry Balsamic · August 20, 2025

Am I too late?

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Swabi · August 20, 2025

Where is my slop four eyes

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Deadweight · August 20, 2025

I'm going to laugh so hard when they're surprised by the volume of DOL questions and have this "who could have ever predicted this" moment. Or if they're baiting us to announce DOL is coming back, that would be acceptable too.

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Worldize · August 20, 2025

Yes, but I doubt that it’s ever coming back.

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Sheenie · August 20, 2025

When die of laughter how big is poob weener

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BakedOmelet · August 20, 2025

My payment just went through, WHERE IS MY CONTENT

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Syrup · August 19, 2025

God I'm so fucking boring I can't think of anything interesting to ask.

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QuakeDea · August 19, 2025

When (not if) does DOL come back? Remember, I have a Gun!

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chase.coffel · August 19, 2025

Kys

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Devin Wilson · August 19, 2025

Any trucker gamers here?

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Deadweight · August 18, 2025

I hope you enjoy my DOL question

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Julian · August 18, 2025

Get dugo on the podcast

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DiggingTrapHoles · August 19, 2025

when are you getting dick piss, aka dugo on the pod? I can't wait for you guys to ignore him for 2 hours

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DrewBird · August 18, 2025

NOTHING BUT DOL

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Devin Glover · August 18, 2025

I hope I get picked

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Grelk · August 17, 2025

it better just be a DOL inquisition

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Nicholas · August 18, 2025

i fw the pfp

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Arttu · August 17, 2025

Why the ass taste cleaner than the plush lips?

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Cricket · August 17, 2025

get ready for some DOL questions then lol

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ArcticRabbit · August 17, 2025

This is gunna end like shiiiiiiiit

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sausage_king · August 17, 2025

Now that's a badass midget

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BitchAssMf · August 17, 2025

Shut up

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Mlake · August 17, 2025

I went for knuckles and now my hand smell like shit thanks

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Krinkmore · August 17, 2025

Is it Geoff?

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BigKitten · August 17, 2025

Sam I kissed your ass and it tasted like poobs mustache

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SugmaNard · August 17, 2025

SAM FITS THE MIDGET BODY EVERYONE SCROLL DOWN

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Hardstuck Jett 3 · August 17, 2025

Time to submit 500

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Brandon Trevino · August 17, 2025

Midget is pretty sick

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austin · August 17, 2025

sam and sam send me 400$

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austin · August 17, 2025

each

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joehsjerkin · August 17, 2025

Ever been forcibly fucked in the butt? Wanna find out? How was being fucked in the butt just now? Will your family come looking for you when you don’t make it to dinner? How long do you think the police are going to keep up their search?

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Nikos · August 17, 2025

Hell yea

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Latina_Destroyer49 · August 17, 2025

Hello poop

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Joe Gang · August 17, 2025

I kissed it

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TREWAYUZUMAKI · August 17, 2025

He got me dude I kiss his butt

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Nathan G. · August 17, 2025

Epic

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Trizide 101 · August 17, 2025

Awesome but also isn’t the midget the one from the pirates movies 😭

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TREWAYUZUMAKI · August 17, 2025

This is an amazing idea, thank you!!!!

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TreeBeard · August 17, 2025

What matters more girth or length??

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Brandon Trevino · August 17, 2025

Suck my speak pipe?

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Porkchop · August 17, 2025

How do you guys feel about falling out of relevancy? Love u ♡

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Zharrgrim, Willard’s CEO of Money · August 17, 2025

I’ll ask you if that ass bounce whenever you walk, Sam

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BoofTube · August 17, 2025

BoofTime

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Lumps2468 · August 17, 2025

Epic