How to Defend Yourself (as a Gamer) - PATRON EP. 72

Funniest episode I’ve listened to in weeks

Tear down the jungle goes so hard

where is it?

I'm at my truckstop and yet still no podcast. I need my pods for trucking 🚚

Where da fuck is it days at the warehouse been real slow

Waiting a whole month for a new pod is kinda fuckin lame.

Patience my fellow patrons.. my prediction is eps will drop 20th,26th,29th

you guys should get Ryan McBeth that intelligence guy on the podcast. hes got a big fat stupid looking head like you sam.

Guys I think they are working too hard, what if we payed 10$ a month instead.

Alright you had your two weeks off boys

Id love 30 grand a month for the bare minimum

You guys are going to have a lot of fun making 3 episodes in a week at this rate

did Jimmy fuck it up again?

Milord the peasants are getting quite unruly as of late. They clamor for another bucket of slop to be cast from thy golden tower. Perhaps milord may consider increasing their ration to 3 buckets per month to prevent further unrest? Surely thy vast estate can produce 3 slop buckets milord

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have some compassion , the only reasonable answer is that Sam’s grandma actually died . Or maybe they’re just being bums

Hey Sam. Hope your grandma is doing okay.

Got my CDL so I could afford to be a member of the Patreon and this is what I get

Provide for your family old head. Also, naked podcast anytime soon?

At this point us patrons are caught in a humiliation ritual

y’all think they just quit?

No podcast and poop not streaming really makes my hemorrhoids itch

I think we’re running out of time, boys…

What are the odds they had to scrap another Jimmy episode

The podcast is fine, if they start rushing it when they don’t feel like doing one it might not be good.

Hope you guys are well! ❤️

What Barf Drinker said, been here since basically day one and he basically hit it on the dime

I shit on yo! bastard!

Seriously, just communicate, put out an announcement saying the ep (which has a 50% chance of being sloppy shit) will be late or something. This zero communication thing is gonna make people unsub, I mean not even staltt communicates anymore.

Hey guys message from a genuine concerned fan. I know its hard with all these negative comments every month from people getting upset that the episodes are late but i genuinely feel like its getting later and later and while i still enjoy the podcast some episodes genuinely just feel lazy and i'm not even talking about the review episode where you watched the scraped footage, i actually enjoyed that episode a lot. I'm talking more about recent episodes where you go on and on about episodes being late, people being upset, doing nothing about it and then moving on. I feel like in the past you at least brought some things to talk about or at the very least had some forethought about what you where going to talk about on the podcast. Now it feels like the very bare minimum thought or the episodes are just completely winged. I feel like part of the issue is releasing episodes so late, it doesn't give you any time to actually reshoot a podcast if it isn't particularly good leading to you essentially just uploading whatever you have at the end of the month. I genuinely want you guys to do well but we've gone from having a dnd podcast, regular podcast, fun little bits like the tier lists, guests and 3 hosts to one podcast, 2 hosts, sparse guest appearances and completely unplanned episodes. It use to be funny when you'd talk about putting zero effort into episodes but now that it feels like its genuinely the case and that you're just showing up for a pay check, it just feels insulting, especially when you bring up the heist bit every single episode, at this point just release it or don't release it, you've beat the bit to death as much as i genuinely loved that episode I'm sick of hearing about it. Again i love you guys and i don't see myself stopping my patreon any time soon because i want to see you guys succeed but it's just frustrating especially when episodes being at the back end of the month is just becoming more and more often and it definitely feels like the effort has dropped in recent months.

DIckheads barely post AND you dont even add chapters to the fucking podcast anymore... what the fuck am I paying for man ;{

16 days with no slop makes piggy very angry.....

Only two and a half weeks left until we get another episode!

clocks ticking fat boy

Anyone know what scofi book poob was talking about?

Miller is very disappointed that this shit is happening again. At least let some of the patrons pretend to be sam and poob and create a fake episode.

This has to be some kind of long running joke no way you guys could possibly be this consistently inconsistent with uploading episodes

Not like the episode is hiding in Sam's hairline.

The peasants wont tolerate this neglect forever milord

This starting to become a sick joke

Please release an episode - I have 18 hours of travel tomorrow.,

Next episode forehead man.

All this wait this next episode better be a BANGER

blow away watch it blow away

It’s my birthday next week and I’m praying an episode is released 🙏🏼

Im willing to pay 10 or 20 a month for DOL to come back btw

The peasant rabble is in a state of unrest me 'lord

Half the month with no episode 😢

This has nothing to do with this episode but I just remembered after you had moist critical on you talked about how he never had anything on his walls it look like he lived in an apartment if you look at him now that fucking room is filled motherfucker got a whole claw machine in there

Bring back die of laughter

Geese consumer here and It’s good good

God I love this episode

Has anyone told poob splitgate 2 is out

Sam ask harley on again ffs, hes the easiest dude to get on and the episode will be fuckin funny.

stalltt taking forever to edit

Surely there's 30 days in a month therefore it takes 10 days per episode... Surely....

Why is episode 38 only available if you upgrade to the higher tier?

TEAR DOWN THE JUNGLE‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

Clocks ticking boys

You guys are always trying to get guests on right? when are you gonna get Aussie legends I did a thing and boy boy on

petition to have bizzle as 3rd host

8/10 you guys are on a streak with good episodes so far

As a San Diegan nobody actually goes to Gaslamp to eat y’all gotta go a little further outside of that zone

My uncle one time invited his daughters step dad to fight in the ring for charity on facebook

Hey I don’t know how often (if at all) you guys check Patreon comments, but if you want some conversation material for next podcast please watch Xtro. It’s the most insane alien movie I’ve ever seen and right up your guys’ alley of low-budget absurdity.

I'm Chinese

The guy who makes people forget himself entirely doesn't even need it because you guys FORGET EVERY TIME YOU TALK ABOUT HIM lmao

Y’all should invite a fitness influencer on. But one with a sense of humor like Will Tennyson or Eric Kanevsky.

How the heckin darn does a man get Discord image perms

sam should try 7oh

My dad made me watch the edge when I was like 8, fantastic movie

triplezero got some of the most diabolical rust torture methods spotlight hooked up to circuitry so that it flashes repeatedly through your walls paired with 20 smoke nades prob one of my fav

Please give aneurism 4 another shot it's terrible and great

Hey sams unrelated to the podcast you guys gotta watch Common Side Effects on Max

Update: the Spotify is still fucked up. Don't @ me

Weren't you guys going to have more plates more dates on a while back?

Actually pretty solid episode guys

When we getting Wubby again? Heck maybe even Papa Meat would be a good guest

I have presidential aids

Sam you should just move to Maine

I used to be horribly depressed and had nothing going for me in life. But then I discovered this show and by proxy the healing joy of laughter. I was healed of my horrible depression but there was still something missing, perhaps a hole in my chest where my heart should be? Then I became a patreon (for the low price of $5) and now all my holes are overflowing with loads of joy! Thank you Sam’s :)

They should do a segment on each episode where they interview Poobs family members

Woah woah woah are we getting spoiled?!??! Am I being treated like a princess? We have more episodes???

Sam clicking the "Tired of Beaches" dialogue option again at 34:00 gave me chills 😩.

I understand who the goose 🪿 are

Isnt killing a canadian goose a felony

They mustve seen the patron comments lmfao, good background noise as usual guys thanq

The glue must be getting to me cause there’s no way we got three episode in a row this quickly

Thnx papis

BoofTime gamers

4 podcast in the month of may!!!! This must be their new schedule monthly, like this comment if you agree.

you know its gonna be a "good" episode when its panic-uploaded on the last days of the month

Yes!!! Okay let's not get shocked while I slap this tear drop on the wall.

Why the reupload?

Yeahhhhh

Richard! Richard! It’s here Richard Wagner!!

feeding us good this month 😋

Thanks, gay dads.

A 2 hour episode you guys spoil us 🙏

I’m never this early for an episode let’s go

we met the quota boys lets go

Thanks gamers.

YEAH BABY

Woohoo here we go baby

Yippee yippee

CUM CUM CUM