WE NEED YOUR HELP TO CREATE A FAMILY FRIENDLY EPISODE

Yeah fuck you stallt

Emm where is it

yall gettin greedy and lazy. bout time to get some normal jobs cuz u dont want the easiest one in the world lmao

guys we’re like the giving tree, and you two are kinda like that piece of shit kid who just takes shit and doesn’t give anything back

Someone has to pay

Hey Sam, it’s me. I go on a 4 hour road trip tomorrow, and sure would like to hear your sweet melodies in my ear for Atleast halfway. Hop to it toots. Or in the instance that someone in your family passed I am sorry.

EMERGENCY EARLY PATRON EP ASAP

think my refresh button is broken cause i cant see the new podcast

I'm gonna fucking hit you, Sam, I swear to God I will

Anyone else tired of getting episodes last minute at the end of the month

Wheres my slop

So I’m guessing it didn’t go over well with poobs parents?

Guys come on were halfway through the month shit on acccesoria again if you have too we’re starving

no new podcast for my birthday? what am i not worth it? I’m not special? im not your special sweet little boy? you fuckers are gonna regret this.

Can you guys give like an explanation as to why it's so hard to just have a conversation with each other at the start of the month? Like I genuinely don't understand how this happens, I love this podcast but God damn

The tree does not grow in a day, or even a month. Patience is the virtue of a good king. The patrons are kings, ever patient. But do not mistake Patience with complacency. Only then resentment brews.

It’s every month idk why we keep checking Patreon before the 20th like there’s going to be anything new

Hey guys! I think my Patreon is messing up because I can't see any of the May podcasts? Can you please look into this as I'm sure it's through no fault of your own..

I'm about to unsub and just get them for free since I have to wait anyways you stinky little goblin weener

release it already, i need my fix im fucking shaking over here

Ooooooo oooo Aah ahh OOO OO AHHA AH AHA AHAHHH

I got all excited, they posted something on TikTok again and I thought an episode might be out 💀

I'm friggin squirming mannn

Help me!

Family friendly? Good one 😂

halfway through the month and not even one episode let’s goooooo

I love this podcast

I feel like I'm going fucking crazy. Is every other episode thumbnail black and white on Spotify for anyone else?

Huh…. 14 days per release the new schedule?

I love liking messages and imaging that when people get the notification theyre thinking it’s the new ep, like I do

cant wait to get 3 episodes back to back!

I am lost in the dark. No light to guide me through this terrible dungeon.

Somebody better be dying

Don’t turn me into a good for nothing liar boys

Miller does not like to wait. I am the leopard that prowls in the night. The Wolf That Howls. The Lion That Roars. The Jungle Trembles In My Waiting.

Pod drops tomorrow I call it

I spoke about how grateful I am for Sam healing me of my homosexual desires through the power of prayer.

ehrm what the flippin hell guys???

where is my tri-monthly slop at?

13 days... of silence...

How bout you goofballs record an ep while we submit these. Papa needs his FIX

When y’all filming this? I forgot to put mine over the weekend!

Feed this messy baby bird poppa bird

You could always play Tarkov with your girls. I'm sure they're crack snipers by now.

Ah shit I just now realized that making my name "MeatFlapz" probably isn't family friendly enough for my submission.

Still waiting on the next one… we don’t care if it’ PG , drop the that shit already 🥲

Don’t worry poob you’re moms gonna think you’re a learned scholar after this one

So we’re gonna get a boring 2 hour episode so poobs dad doesn’t hear him say penis…………………………

The message after you submit it is great 😂😂

I’m going to coom

Talked about how I work for my local ministry and how the whole church loves to listen to you guys

f*****

Sent a message about how you saved my marriage, thank you both!

yo i hyped you guys up your gonna love it

When you come across the one named Mr fritz you better play it. I’m sick and my voice sounds like shit but it’s good family style questions

PG stands for pretty gay youuuuu wimp

Tell us about Stock advise and how to become a home owner so that way they think you are some financial guru

Can we just have a tad bit more time to speak please

I wanna hear all my fellow submissioners, it’d be cool if you could somehow post all the responses publicly for us to enjoy.

Haha. No. (:

Speakpipe Sent. I will save the podcast

So you two rehabilitating those suffering from hardcore Gay Goon Addiction IS or ISN’T something you wanna hear about?

Goddamn voice recordings!? I can’t just dm my thoughts

Is this really the community to be asking for pg related advice?

Talk about that time you so gingerly helped the community get over Bryans death. Those were dark times, but you made it possible to get through.

The Slaw has sent his regards

Even though this is an obvious cry for a public glazing sesh to ease the mental woes the failing CCP economy has wrought on the Sams, I'm down to glaze about.

Fuck I got nothing hopefully mine ain't picked

Tell them about that time I was beating my wife and you and poob stopped me and poon gingerly kissed me

Tell them about the time I almost stopped being racist, and you guys brought me back to the right path 卐

Its 30 seconds long bro thats not long enough to talk about my family cutting financial ties from sweet sue

semt we actually have real life children in the message for your real children themed podcast!!!!!!

Will never forget when my entire family was pinned under a burning car at a Tallahassee Chick Fil A. Sam saved us by lifting the burning wreckage off of us, extinguished the flames, and then promptly cut into the line to order a family platter of Chicken nuggets, despite being in the car by himself. Thank you General Samuel for saving my life that day.

This is my THIRD TIME!!!! THIS ONE BETTER MAKE THE CUT!!!!

You guys should do another gameshow, I really liked seeing the cool and wacky mansions people build in the Critikal episode. Maybe look at some listings from the auction website you guys were infatuated with a while ago?

Ohh gee!

You guys actually did review my resume (and horrifically bullied me) about a year ago, so I may be the perfect candidate for this. I'm willing to take one for the team if it means I get to watch Poob grow from a financially illiterate boy to a financially illiterate MAN

Yeah you guys caused my divorce inadvertently. But it made my life better so thanks.

I was thinking about all you've done and almost started to cry and then poob popped up in my mind it it was right I guess

Could talk about the lady making a mineshaft under her home for fun

Family friendly message sent

GEEKED UP PLAYING XBOX ALL DAY

Said a no no word by accident, apologies in advance. 😂

Sam phub plug one and two don’t actually play in video lol 😂 I’m legit not even coherent atm and regret my decisions

I plugged a pornhub account lol 😂😂 hopefully they listen to that one would kill me

I faded n shid n also fard

I gotchu. Sent 1 speakpipe regarding mental health and 1 Speakpiss

The deliverable has been submitted as requested. This completes the assigned task for this phase of the project. Confirmation of receipt is appreciated. Further instructions or feedback are welcome. Thank you for your collaboration.

heck yes dude

Thanks for helping become a veterinarians assistant!

Discuss life as a parent and all the trials and tribulations that you have faced with your wife and kids, your family can then relate their experiences to your conversation with Poob, discuss breastfeeding uhh breastfeeding um uh breastfeeding

Rallying all the truckers at the Flying J to come to the rescue 🚛💨

My bois are getting glazed

Please do a review on one of your guys favorite movies, like blade runner 2049 or pulp fiction. You can even do each others top five movies and discuss that.

If you don’t listen to one of mine I will find you

I’m worried this won’t end well!

I’m dropping hella good tings in the pipe

Done

You better pick me

One thing big ass head Sam has helped me out is when I was geeking on acid while watching his videos he sat there and explained that I had childhood trauma and this experience was very therapeutic then in a bizzle video that was next I proceeded to see him in rotoscope form get demolished by a bear I’m talking mukbang level devoured. It’s also been a long time I’ve heard you guys talk about raping so keep up the good work fellas 👍👍

Sam, I mean Poob Sam. I'm commenting here because my microphone sounds awful; but I remember we met at a bar in Sarasota and you paid for my drinks one Friday when my card declined. I went home feeling awful, but then you found me on Instagram and showed me a picture of the receipt and told me to zelle you the tab or else something bad would happen. Anyways, the next day my mom fell into a street sign and needed 5 stitches. I'm still now sure if you did that, or it was some twisted karma.

Response locked and loaded

Thank you

👌

i will try sam

Is Sam's grandma's last wish to see a podcast episode?

If they find one I’m sure they’ll look for the rest

I have presidential aids

Oooooo fuck Sammy boy imma submit the most heartfelt genuine lie of all time it’ll make their lil ole lady hearts explode so then they won’t have to ask you again about it

I will be partaking in this.

Imma send ya grandma da purple pickle 🍆

No

Just recreate Distractible or something bro play a game or something

Just show em the real episodes pussy

Talk about your stock portfolio and how well that’s doing. That or more Zillow houses and poobs car hunt???

I mean that was essentially the listener psychiatrist episode

Ok!

Lying for a cause is beautiful

Sir yes sir

The fuck Sam

Oh this will surely go well

Don’t invite Bryan.

2nd?