shhhhhhhhhhow EP. 70
Video Version: https://youtu.be/ozWwhkP394s
I thought maybe if we come up with a secret intro and title indicating that these patron exclusives are supposed to be secret then maybe you guys will stop leaking the things we say on them.
Comments (148)
Js1q3rd
Today is the day, even Poob was surprised the first episode wasn’t already out yesterday on stream
Indeed it did drop 10 mins after this comment
Long hours in the warehouse been killer without a new episode.
im not going to be able to afford this patreon if i cant listen to it truckin
These long roads in the truck are feeling longer without a podcast
I'm gonna kill myself if we don't get a new episode
They really figured out how to print money the most low effort way possible
I yearn for an episode
Drop a new episode u fucken turd burglars
These next couple weeks are gonna be banging with the content coming out all close together
2 rushed shit episodes in the last 4 days of the week again, yippie
I work at an oil refinery and there is a garage with a bathroom with no lights. While I’m washing my hands with the lights off the new intro started.
At this point I literally don't understand... how could it possibly be this difficult to have a regular schedule of recording & uploading 3 podcasts in a month. This patreon makes over $36k a month & they can barely be bothered to record for it 10 hours out of the month. I hate to even complain because I love listening to the pod but it's definitely a bit absurd to consistently be late on episodes without even communicating with the community of paid supporters.
Wah wah wah my name is Richard and my vagina hurts
Imma go postal Sam.....and this Patreon is gonna be in the manifesto.... This can all go away if you post a fucking episode you turd
2 weeks and still no new episode and a poor stream by Sam last night these guys stink.
I swear if you fuckers complain about how hard it is to upload podcast in the next episode. Eric is gonna get it.
drop an episode today or im un-reforming myself and becoming racist again
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change.." - Far Cry 3
Y'all gay
I bet if Kamala won they’d be on time
Ts pmo ong twin 🥀🥀
Dihhh 💔💔💔🥀🥀
Anyone else unsubbing if this next ep is booty 💸🔥
You guys are really disappointing Eric right now.
Which Sam do we take out to show how serious we are about wanting our podcast boys.
At least Poob streams between pods pretty regularly.
This message got Sam to stream today, you can’t convince me otherwise
As a recent patreon member, I can proudly say that I’m wasting my money now
Ok... I guess I didn't want a new podcast today anyway...
The multiplayer on brotherhood was so fun. Miss playing that
Need. Pod. Please. Need. Benis. Polish. Polish benis pod. Need
I need pod
My heart feels heavy please post my baby boys
Where is my slop boys, I see the money going but no episodes coming.
Chop, Chop, We Hunger...
Okay guys Im ready for the next episode you can drop it now
Drop episode within the next 12 hours or else
What did you do to them
Be back in 2 days
I thought it would be sooner this month but I guess their cycles are set late
the withdrawal symptoms are starting....
Only so many oxy can help guysss
Logged in to look for the 9-day release…. Alrighty then be back later :/
7/10 funny but too much whining
Does anyone know the dungeons and daddies episode these guys were on? I can’t seem to find it anywhere
Im pretty sure they weren’t on an episode
Hey Sam just curious about one thing you and Poob mention every podcast episode or so… how are y’all’s stocks going???? Really curious and I feel like we should know since you told us in a tarkov vid to invest into S&P500 and y’all both have a portfolio with the Patreon money? Anyways maybe hold off on Denver/Colorado for 4 years or longer bud. That’s my advice at least… also I sent you some Zillow houses on Instagram so check your DM’s!!! I also sent Poob car listings too!!!
this podcast kept my boredom down
Fell asleep during this episode, and had a dream of poob going to my house with my school bullies and taking it over
what is the email?
"This is how every month goes. Every episode is last minute" Ahmen Stalltt my funny little editor friend. If you ever need a stand in whilst we wait me and my buddy and sometimes funny , we're only an email away
Looks like that one mutant from futurama,
Got too high and had a panic attack about the size of Sams forhead.
Sam should try totally ultimate epic battle simulator for maddie lol
That’s what he was talking about this podcast
Yalls pc current states is honestly really funny
Gotta check out drive beyond horizons
Good episode… give us bizzle!
who else thinks we need to somehow sabotage poob's new relationship. he can't be happy. we need him to go back to the bar and almost die/get into a fistfight with teenagers again. he can't have this. his suffering is what fuels us. that or we need a third cohost who's a complete fucking loser (me) to round out these two being successful.
This is creepy and weird💜😘🙏
Put Eric on the podcast
poob suggs
"Absolute Cinema" - Martin Scorsese upon watching the new intro
Intro fucking rules
I concur Connor.
What GPU did you get?
Rapeass 97i
Poob’s divine punishment was encountering the kid version of himself in that microcenter parking lot.
Evil dead intro
Absolutely great Patreon intro had me fkn cracking up lol
Hell yea
I hope the factor meal rep didn’t listen to this one💀
I can't stop relistening to the dare devil bit. Whatever WAAHWAHWAHWAH noise Poob makes while 3D scanning a babe is so fucking funny
lol glad my recent pc build wasnt like poobs, built a new desktop for work after having leftovers from my gaming pc upgrade
Great intro guys like to see it
Hear me out.. what if you had one of the ASOIAF theory guys as a guest on the podcast and we just had game of thrones talk for the whole episode?
Episode was so good it fully divided my attention away from my BBC sissy hypno gooning session
YES!!!! Haven’t watched it yet but the comments are raving so it’s always a good start for my slop
the intro was fuckin peak
Just wanted to say best episode we’ve had in months. Really glad you guys are back
Sounds like your daughter would be obsessed with trapping Sims in the pool
Honestly I watched this the first time on youtube. I did not consider that the intro is entirely visual lmao
Madeline sounds like she would love to replay the “no Russian” level on MW2
Solid ass pawdcahst my duudds
Sam’s only spent 800 on league? Bro my 4K is feeling real heavy in my pockets now
Mr. General Sam. Your daughter would love Halo CE. It’s awesome. It has blood. It has zombies. It’s fun and approachable AND you can play with her. My memories with my dad and halo will always be with me. Try it out
Thanks gamers
An episode on my birthday! A gift I had to pay for!
Beautiful
Lets go
The intro was fire, poobs extreme finger strength with that two fingered door lock and Sam’s ferrel nature exposed when he’s on all fours. 10/10 expressions, would beat again.
Sam you should play Obenseuer, you get to be a drugdealing, moonshining, Finnish mushroom addicted landlord
Right up his alley tbh
Thanks for the vid boys and Poob even if you do find a bad comment, only someone worse off than you talks shit. Don’t cry my sweet baby boy, dry your tears.
Decent
Glad my hard earned blue collar trucker bucks went to Poob’s 1 1/2 computer, love listening to these whilst working.
Oh thank fuck I just started work
Love the monthly secret slop guys! Are you still doing the PO Box at all?
HELL YEAH was going to study for a test but I have my duty to watch now
Hell yeah brother
sam make a video on inzoi
Oh brother 😂
Its about time
Btw I love this podcast, thank you guys!
Holy fuck I’m STILL paying for this shit???
shut up and eat
if sam gets a gamer supps flavor (impossible), here's a small list of what he could name it: -Papa Rabbi's Fivehead Sweat (Peach) -Jarred Baby Pig Juice (Green Apple) -Grilled Guinea Pig Grease (Cherry) -RatCola -Mom's Ashes -Shekel Shlurp -PapaPoob's [Pineapple] Potion
the moms ashes thing is a reference to the GOONS (sam was on their pod once) flavor they have called grandpa's ashes
Hahah I was almost regretting paying yall for a sec. I should’ve never doubted you guys
I have a terminal illness, bully me daddy
Double fisting two chicken sandwiches sounds like it has a secret meaning.
Im haleying my joel osment
Guess I'm going to have to save up my lunch money this week to pay for the patron then 👀
I love you guys but this episode came out an hour before I'm off work so ima save it for tomorrow. Took me like 4 rewatches of the previous episode to realize poob wasn't refering to the movie/character radio when saying "we're like radio" Poob really seems to like that movie...hmmm
what a pleasant surprise
Thank the Lord Jesus Christ
I'm liking that intro the audio was definitely my favorite part made me think of caveman SpongeBob staring at the fire
that scene is a reference to 2001 a space odyssey
So you are not supposed to scream at women's tits because they are different then mine
Boof time fellow gamers
Poob, would love to hear your thoughts about The Red Rising Saga.
My messiah's answer my call yet again
Love the intro as an audio listener
Bout time
PEAK HAS ARRIVED BROTHAS
Much love for Papa Poob
Fuck Haley Joel Osment
sure looks like a work in progress
Poop I kissed your gf
Hey hey nice one boss
Great Intro! Took the gun right out of my mouth 🤩
Meeeeoooooww
new intro sucks
Oh thank God, im on a 4 hour drive right now listening to reruns. Thanks!
Yummy government mandated episode 3
Why
Pooping rn
There we are!
Hell ya
Hello poob
You son of a bitch you did it
I’ve sent this one to the press
Sup
I love you
Brb posting this YouTube link in the discord general chat
Hello poob