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January 31, 2025

We're Putting Together A Team - PATRON EP. 68

Video Version: https://youtu.be/Z-CP1q8SaRk

We're assembling a crew. Only the most skilled of you will make the cut.

Also you'll be happy to know we already recorded the first episode for next month.

Comments (102)

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jacob powell · April 27, 2026

Where the hell is the video accompanying this??

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Luke Moran · February 16, 2026

I think they forgot about this😔

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Porkchop · October 13, 2025

Bingus made me hit the Sam wheeze

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Lenka · February 23, 2025

Damn Jimmy Whistles sounds like a cool and handsome fella

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James Becker · February 21, 2025

This episode was great. Just recently rejoined the patreon.

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Charlie · February 14, 2025

Dude the beep after jorgen was awful, i was at a stop light and almost shit myself because a semi was turning into the opposite lane next to me

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Poob's Grampa · February 14, 2025

It took me about a week to watch this but it's the first episode I audibly laughed at in awhile. Good shit.

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Noah T · February 13, 2025

What a great sample of this patron group of heathens! Lmao

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Vysustiprst · February 11, 2025

More episodes like this please Very funny 8.5/10

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87 WIZ · February 11, 2025

Phil here, was looking forward to getting shot in the head besides Joe-Bi Wan Kenobe but it looks like im just gonna have to get shot by a cummed, shitted and pissed on disabled guy. Still gets the job done i guess. Thanks for including me Sam's.

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elliejelly · February 10, 2025

I think I went to school with the Cypher420 halo guy

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SirDanny · February 8, 2025

Would

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Applecore · February 10, 2025

Wood

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GiantBarf · February 7, 2025

My skill is that I will eat ANY amount of worms to get into ANY place

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broWithAbird · February 6, 2025

Their was just a suitcase found w human remains in an NYC river

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Super_Void33 · February 6, 2025

i know sam gonna be using that mask afterwards

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Isaiah Garcia · February 6, 2025

I NEED MORE ALREADY MAN MORE

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Sam Shack · February 5, 2025

You guys should have Evan Hadfield back on one day, the Rare Earth host. That was a good episode

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Alecmate · February 5, 2025

Great episode fellas

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Mr.ThrowAway · February 5, 2025

Can't wait for Sam and Sam to heist the regional sperm bank

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Himothy · February 6, 2025

After they break in - Poob: "Wait a minute, this place only has yogurt" *drinks a cup* Poob: "Wait a minute, this isn't yogurt" *drinks another*

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Mulberry Deer · February 4, 2025

Thanks stalltt

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Gary “The Grease” Guzzle · February 4, 2025

Missing out not hiring me Sam, I’m gonna fuck your dog just you wait

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Xit · February 4, 2025

ROPE. HIM. DOWN. 🗣️

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Jago · February 4, 2025

Great episode boys

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Will · February 4, 2025

Tiny Timmy Twoface ready to roll with the cretins whenever bossman

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Latina_Destroyer49 · February 3, 2025

Thank you poob

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Aidan Lottridge · February 3, 2025

Red baron here, thanks for including me, maybe next time don’t laugh at my tragic backstory

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Warnerro · February 3, 2025

Great episode gentlemen!

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NationalPark · February 3, 2025

All this just to steal the pipe strip mug from Freddie Wong

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warlockengineer · February 3, 2025

Shit job as always boys 👌🏻

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meanbean7997 · February 3, 2025

Is it just me or does sam got some dsl's with the gimp mask on. WOULD

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MrYorgen · February 2, 2025

whens the oceans 11 dnd one shot happening

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Sam Benson · February 2, 2025

Mine wasn’t read, leaking all of sam and Poobs secrets as we speak

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Ryan Somers · February 2, 2025

Slow down I can’t finish the episodes 😩😭

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Caden · February 2, 2025

Paid for the patreon 😜

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j9c7b · February 2, 2025

Never do this shit again

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redmaaan · February 2, 2025

Stfu pussy

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redmaaan · February 1, 2025

30 mins in and this might be the funniest shit yet

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Grievous Black · February 1, 2025

Fucking socks mine didn't go though didn't know they were just going to Fucking pick randomly

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SugmaNard · February 2, 2025

Did you think they would just do a few hundred of them

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Eric D · February 1, 2025

Bizzle should take Brians old place. Good pod jews

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Niki2608 · February 1, 2025

Appearing in this episode has strengthened my parasocial bond tenfold

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Scaramouche · February 1, 2025

Hell yeah both of mine got in

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uhtern · February 1, 2025

they only listened to dudes named "megafart McCumface" and they wonder why this fanbase seems autistic. reap what u sow

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Tanner Banks · February 1, 2025

My favorite part was the people who were whispering quietly into their phones so they didn't wake up their parents while recording their submission

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anime_bitches · February 1, 2025

As Devon the suicide bomber yeah please send me in with the wheelchair guy

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GlueSniffy · February 1, 2025

Let’s sniff some glue

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Dynamic Effect · February 1, 2025

Every submission that made it in was dogshit. Using a phone to submit an application to a grand heist? Go back to gas stations.

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Gary “The Grease” Guzzle · February 4, 2025

Look guys! It’s the dynamic douche!

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NeckbeardedMorlock · February 1, 2025

I've been waiting to hear if i made the cut glad this came out

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plaguemaskman · February 1, 2025

Glad to see Bizzle referenced, even for a bit. Where has my boy been? We need him back on the podcast.

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Michael Merther · February 1, 2025

This episode was so seriously funny. The riffing was absolutely on point and every single submission was a banger. Great work all around folks

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BoofTube · January 31, 2025

Boof time my fellow gamers

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john carlos · January 31, 2025

The hate for wrestling wizards is unreal, justice for the WW

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Sam Shack · January 31, 2025

This is off topic but we need to bring back the A Song of Ice And Fire talk cause I know poobs finished the books and I need closure in the form of a discussion

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Stickboi · January 31, 2025

Hey Stallt, here Is the deal: you get my Prime Twitch Sub, I get the muted burps again.

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payne · January 31, 2025

sam and sam only listen to peeps with names like “cum shittingfart” and “nickleback childmolpornster” and wonder why they gotta dump so many suitcases off the pier at the end of this

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Stalltt · January 31, 2025

real and valid

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Mr C Money · January 31, 2025

Ronnie the Rope Shooter here, I should clarify the the reason I’m not allowed near public spaces is because back in ‘09 I did blind a 17 yo for life in what was ostensibly an act of self defense. Judge hit me with the book anyway

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Dick dribble · January 31, 2025

Relistened to die of laughter after episode 0 got released and gotta say alot better later on then I remember, even sadder the second time knowing its over RIP bizzle and Bryan

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Forrbanger · January 31, 2025

Are we sure slimjim isnt reviewbrah?

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SugmaNard · February 1, 2025

No 🤔

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Scaramouche · January 31, 2025

Don finkleman was literally a old time bomb guy, you fools

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Hi_Azrael · January 31, 2025

More slop

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jack sven · January 31, 2025

No joke!!!! SAM AND SAM PLEASE READ I know shit happens but can you guys schedule something like: between (days1-5) we record one and then (10-14) record one. Don't have an exact day because you might not be feeling like talking for 3hours. It will make it less stressful like you're not forced to do it that day or you failed.

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Joshua · January 31, 2025

30 minutes left why didn’t you do a single normal name wtf 😭

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Denkomaru7 · January 31, 2025

nice a fresh podcast to make the drive to work way more engaging so i dont crash, thanks stalltt youve saved another life today ✌️

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WhiteWice · January 31, 2025

Saving it later to get through work, thanks guys

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Kian Green · January 31, 2025

If I don’t hear the stinky burger bit I’m gonna loose it

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Aluhcaz · January 31, 2025

I never used speakpipe before I thought that the name section was part of the actual data submission with the email, not a continuation of my character lol.

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Joshua · January 31, 2025

Same

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RydroTM · January 31, 2025

Just got done putting a transmission in a '99 Tahoe 30 mins in, now to rebuild around 6l80e trans. this pod is truly for the blue collar gamer

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tommy_walnutz · January 31, 2025

If they play my speakpipe I'm gonna jizz

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Parker T · January 31, 2025

This is the type of episode i sub for. Roping up, farting, and shitting on a guy with cerebral paulsy in the first 5 minutes

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Daniel Villagomez · January 31, 2025

I forgot to do my home work and now I didn’t make it into this episode

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A Spoopy Ghosty · January 31, 2025

YOU SON OF A BITCH...I'M IN!

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Bubba · January 31, 2025

I just crashed my 34 wheeler trying to listen to the pod, gods speed boys

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Bubba · January 31, 2025

PLEASE TELL ME CHECK MATE IS IN THE VIDEO, IM AT WORK AND I CANT WATCH

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Bubba · January 31, 2025

oh god i hope my submission under the name “checkmate” made it in

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Stalltt · January 31, 2025

pretty sure he's not, there were over 300 submissions

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Kolt45mm · January 31, 2025

work day full of installing grage door openers for the DOT just got so much better (i get to siphon money from the government AND be entertained)

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Bubba · January 31, 2025

what a chad

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Sam Shack · January 31, 2025

Thank you guys god bless

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elliejelly · January 31, 2025

I was told I'm not in this, smd

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Stalltt · January 31, 2025

didn't meet the bar for quality

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weed smoker 420 · January 31, 2025

Oh god it’s all over my screen

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Funky Onion · January 31, 2025

Payday 3 collab seeming more and more possible

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10_CAM_01 · January 31, 2025

Stallt had me thinking this wasn't coming out lol he said it was scrapped on the discord.

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MonsterHog · January 31, 2025

Oceans 11 but it’s all big rig truck drivers

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Poop Chimp · January 31, 2025

Thirteenth

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Poop Chimp · January 31, 2025

Twelfth

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Poop Chimp · January 31, 2025

Eleventh

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Poop Chimp · January 31, 2025

Tenth

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Poop Chimp · January 31, 2025

Eighth

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Smitchy enjoying his peenini · January 31, 2025

Day got better

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potato44 · January 31, 2025

Ending goes hard

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Goose · January 31, 2025

Gooning gonna have to wait for now

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Gary “The Grease” Guzzle · January 31, 2025

I hope “the grease” is recruited!

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James Currie · January 31, 2025

1 minute ago is sexually arousing

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pibb · January 31, 2025

wonderful spunk my dear boys hopefully this one stinks of women’s thrush

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TREWAYUZUMAKI · January 31, 2025

Yeah boys!