We're Putting Together A Team - PATRON EP. 68
Video Version: https://youtu.be/Z-CP1q8SaRk
We're assembling a crew. Only the most skilled of you will make the cut.
Also you'll be happy to know we already recorded the first episode for next month.
Comments (102)
Where the hell is the video accompanying this??
I think they forgot about this😔
Bingus made me hit the Sam wheeze
Damn Jimmy Whistles sounds like a cool and handsome fella
This episode was great. Just recently rejoined the patreon.
Dude the beep after jorgen was awful, i was at a stop light and almost shit myself because a semi was turning into the opposite lane next to me
It took me about a week to watch this but it's the first episode I audibly laughed at in awhile. Good shit.
What a great sample of this patron group of heathens! Lmao
More episodes like this please Very funny 8.5/10
Phil here, was looking forward to getting shot in the head besides Joe-Bi Wan Kenobe but it looks like im just gonna have to get shot by a cummed, shitted and pissed on disabled guy. Still gets the job done i guess. Thanks for including me Sam's.
I think I went to school with the Cypher420 halo guy
Would
Wood
My skill is that I will eat ANY amount of worms to get into ANY place
Their was just a suitcase found w human remains in an NYC river
i know sam gonna be using that mask afterwards
I NEED MORE ALREADY MAN MORE
You guys should have Evan Hadfield back on one day, the Rare Earth host. That was a good episode
Great episode fellas
Can't wait for Sam and Sam to heist the regional sperm bank
After they break in - Poob: "Wait a minute, this place only has yogurt" *drinks a cup* Poob: "Wait a minute, this isn't yogurt" *drinks another*
Thanks stalltt
Missing out not hiring me Sam, I’m gonna fuck your dog just you wait
ROPE. HIM. DOWN. 🗣️
Great episode boys
Tiny Timmy Twoface ready to roll with the cretins whenever bossman
Thank you poob
Red baron here, thanks for including me, maybe next time don’t laugh at my tragic backstory
Great episode gentlemen!
All this just to steal the pipe strip mug from Freddie Wong
Shit job as always boys 👌🏻
Is it just me or does sam got some dsl's with the gimp mask on. WOULD
whens the oceans 11 dnd one shot happening
Mine wasn’t read, leaking all of sam and Poobs secrets as we speak
Slow down I can’t finish the episodes 😩😭
Paid for the patreon 😜
Never do this shit again
Stfu pussy
30 mins in and this might be the funniest shit yet
Fucking socks mine didn't go though didn't know they were just going to Fucking pick randomly
Did you think they would just do a few hundred of them
Bizzle should take Brians old place. Good pod jews
Appearing in this episode has strengthened my parasocial bond tenfold
Hell yeah both of mine got in
they only listened to dudes named "megafart McCumface" and they wonder why this fanbase seems autistic. reap what u sow
My favorite part was the people who were whispering quietly into their phones so they didn't wake up their parents while recording their submission
As Devon the suicide bomber yeah please send me in with the wheelchair guy
Let’s sniff some glue
Every submission that made it in was dogshit. Using a phone to submit an application to a grand heist? Go back to gas stations.
Look guys! It’s the dynamic douche!
I've been waiting to hear if i made the cut glad this came out
Glad to see Bizzle referenced, even for a bit. Where has my boy been? We need him back on the podcast.
This episode was so seriously funny. The riffing was absolutely on point and every single submission was a banger. Great work all around folks
Boof time my fellow gamers
The hate for wrestling wizards is unreal, justice for the WW
This is off topic but we need to bring back the A Song of Ice And Fire talk cause I know poobs finished the books and I need closure in the form of a discussion
Hey Stallt, here Is the deal: you get my Prime Twitch Sub, I get the muted burps again.
sam and sam only listen to peeps with names like “cum shittingfart” and “nickleback childmolpornster” and wonder why they gotta dump so many suitcases off the pier at the end of this
real and valid
Ronnie the Rope Shooter here, I should clarify the the reason I’m not allowed near public spaces is because back in ‘09 I did blind a 17 yo for life in what was ostensibly an act of self defense. Judge hit me with the book anyway
Relistened to die of laughter after episode 0 got released and gotta say alot better later on then I remember, even sadder the second time knowing its over RIP bizzle and Bryan
Are we sure slimjim isnt reviewbrah?
No 🤔
Don finkleman was literally a old time bomb guy, you fools
More slop
No joke!!!! SAM AND SAM PLEASE READ I know shit happens but can you guys schedule something like: between (days1-5) we record one and then (10-14) record one. Don't have an exact day because you might not be feeling like talking for 3hours. It will make it less stressful like you're not forced to do it that day or you failed.
30 minutes left why didn’t you do a single normal name wtf 😭
nice a fresh podcast to make the drive to work way more engaging so i dont crash, thanks stalltt youve saved another life today ✌️
Saving it later to get through work, thanks guys
If I don’t hear the stinky burger bit I’m gonna loose it
I never used speakpipe before I thought that the name section was part of the actual data submission with the email, not a continuation of my character lol.
Same
Just got done putting a transmission in a '99 Tahoe 30 mins in, now to rebuild around 6l80e trans. this pod is truly for the blue collar gamer
If they play my speakpipe I'm gonna jizz
This is the type of episode i sub for. Roping up, farting, and shitting on a guy with cerebral paulsy in the first 5 minutes
I forgot to do my home work and now I didn’t make it into this episode
YOU SON OF A BITCH...I'M IN!
I just crashed my 34 wheeler trying to listen to the pod, gods speed boys
PLEASE TELL ME CHECK MATE IS IN THE VIDEO, IM AT WORK AND I CANT WATCH
oh god i hope my submission under the name “checkmate” made it in
pretty sure he's not, there were over 300 submissions
work day full of installing grage door openers for the DOT just got so much better (i get to siphon money from the government AND be entertained)
what a chad
Thank you guys god bless
I was told I'm not in this, smd
didn't meet the bar for quality
Oh god it’s all over my screen
Payday 3 collab seeming more and more possible
Stallt had me thinking this wasn't coming out lol he said it was scrapped on the discord.
Oceans 11 but it’s all big rig truck drivers
Thirteenth
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Eleventh
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Eighth
Day got better
Ending goes hard
Gooning gonna have to wait for now
I hope “the grease” is recruited!
1 minute ago is sexually arousing
wonderful spunk my dear boys hopefully this one stinks of women’s thrush
Yeah boys!
