Calling all career criminals
We're doing a big ensemble job. Think Ocean's 11.
The take home from the heist is huge. This ain't no smash and grab job. So we're looking for every conceivable specialist that might come in handy.
send in your applications here: https://www.speakpipe.com/ForeheadFables
give us your criminal name, your area of expertise, and a little anecdote about yourself and send it into the speakpipe. We'll be selecting our crew on the next patron exclusive.
you have 4 days.
-Sam
Comments (65)
Oh so yall ain’t gonna release huh?!? Hahaha fuckig no way…. I HAD A GOOD RESPONSE. THIS BETTER COME OUT ON 31st!
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Fuck I missed it
So 2 pods a month now for 2025 now huh
tell me i made it in, i got kids to feed
Entered mine last night right before the deadline
I sent it in boss I hope I make the cut
If I’m not chosen for the team I will solo heist whatever the fuck it is that you steal. You’ll never even know. In and out. Silent.
30 seconds is too short
No you just have a magical way of over explaining things (autism) jk
Dude was so fried while filming this too
I have sent my warning in the speakpipe Sam . You would be wise to heed it
Hope to here mine I swear it’s the perfect thing for their humor
Bruv I’ve posted but 30 seconds blows. -OEF Veteran (Afghanland) -Expert on the M4 -Sharpshooter on the M203, 240B, and M249 -Experienced bartender and manager in the worst possible field: customer service -Master seducer with the Southern drawl -Failed prodigy child so I’m not on the spectrum -Proficient in all drugs for the mission and after party although I no longer partake Get at me.
Tell your shitlings to go play in the snow
I'm doing my part!
Is this supposed to be ur real job lol
Ill just do it here. Im Brian a farmer who cut down and cleared and acre of woods in 2 hours by myself which is quite the task.
These dude put out one episode this month then goes asks us to make next one how lazy can these fuckers get are they going to pay us for this episode cause this math ain’t math’n?
We're actually recording four this month for once, stop screeching you dweeb
Is this for a patron episode or public one?
,, We'll be selecting our crew on the next patron exclusive."
can’t too scared
from an audience of truckers, the crew is just gonna be be 11 getaway drivers
I heard some crazy guy named crazy Kyle is looking for a gig he’s the guy for the job definitely look into him
I hope we hear a trucker hit his Jake brakes mid speak
The Black Mamba is here, no need to worry, we'll get em boys
Bro's frazzled
My mom was a career criminal, can she apply
I've never wanted to be a part of anything more than I want to be a part of this. call me bryan cus I ain't contributing shit
such a cool idea
The episode this is for is gonna slap, I can tell.
Jonathan Amadeus Cigarette answers your call
Can anyone who's done their SpeakPipe say how long we can talk? 30 seconds, one minute, et cetera?
You can attempt it as many times as you want, the duration varies but it doesn't submit until you decide to submit it.
'Small Hands' Samson is eager to hear back from you on this job opportunity. You wouldn't want something unforeseen to happen on this big job.
The only robbery Sam could get away with is the heist of the last Entenmann’s doughnut in his cupboard (FAT)
Tony 2 Cell sends his regards
nah I'm good
Stole 2k and ruined my life, just means I know how to get away with it. Needed a bigger crew
I put my soul into this one
Name is the Burgundy warlock. Wrestler by trade and practice wizardry on the side
The beards coming in nicely
I ain't gonna lie, i didn't realize there was a video to this because I only read the email. I didn't leave anything you asked for. But I did explain my skill and I think that's all the info you need
you will regret this
If I'm not in this one, I shall drive my semi through your hurricane magnet
this is gonna be just like what i make my sam and sam legos do
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CAN I REDO IT
I messed up limon the voice over
I’ve always wanted to be a part of something bigger than myself, this is my chance
you son of a B, i’m in..
Jeremy northern Fart smella I love the smell of my own farts that nice tang but no one else has that tang I’ve found out
10-4, shekel scheme in progress.
I love drugs and drive fast
Lemme rewatch Ocean's Eleven real quick...
SAM PLEASE LET ME BACK IN THE DISCORD. I HAD STALTT BAN ME WHEN ALL THE WEIRD DEGEN STUFF WAS HAPPENING AND PATREON KEPT READDING ME. PLEASE IM A LOYAL PATRON
Bro their discord sucks 😂
You son of a bitch. I’m in
I can smell his breath through the screen
Shouldnt you be in church and not posting this
Sam would burn to do death the second he stepped in. JC isn't happy with him
KeYS Sam
aight sure
Boof time