Chicken Pot Lies - Ep. 128
the first half of this is basically exclusively bannerlord and stalker 2 talk.... but then we actually talk about funny stuff so if you're one of our blue collar homies that just like it when we talk about bar fights and boobs then fast forward a bit.
video version: https://youtu.be/7WmLJBUEP5g
Comments (80)
Sam those weren't white walkers in ep 1
Very good podcast 🤞🏾
Bro im tired of seeing Mario’s gaped butthole
You're the only one
uhh I think Adrian's a badass name ..
*loud incorrect buzzer*🚨
For all the shit everyone gives you, y'gotta know that we all still love you dumb fucks. Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving samheads
Happy thanksgiving
More GoT very cool!
i miss bryan so much
less nerd talk more talking about jerking off
Good stuff 👍
i just got news of one of my best friends passing, i just wanted to thank you guys for the laughs i was still able to have during the episode, it was a good one thank you🤟
Poob and Sam you need to try oddjob hats, I also suffer from a fat dome, there is cool hats, made for fat heads
Boss episode
Hearing these two talk about meat pies like they are fucking alien future technology is hilarious to me
bruh i genuinely have a size 14 foot and can’t wear most hats either. i remember being a size 9 or 10 in late elementary school. i recommend a Velcro hat they sometimes allow more room and won’t look like your on the last notch of your hat
also play more hitman
Thanks guys! Listening to this full blast while I drive an ambulance. The elderly COPD patients I pick up love it!
Thanks guys
I’ve been seeing a lot about the one man one jar guy and being Ukrainian but I think it’s fake news that for literally no reason everyone is spreading I even thought it was real for awhile
I know you’ll never bring Die of Laughter back, but it would be awesome to get a Classic Fallout style epilogue with you guys narrating your characters’ endings. If you don’t respond I’ll assume you didn’t see this and comment again next episode.
That "eggfart" joke almost made me unsub
You could get a automatic backup generator and star link to play when a hurricane knocks your power out. I know it's probably not ideal but you've got patreon money let's see it
As a short distance Nissan driver who has no one to talk about GoT with these past two episodes have been a godsend
People who complain about the burps are weak willed and pathetic
It's just baseline decency. Don't excuse your or the host's dirt poor mannerisms on behalf of other's etiquette.
Just got bannerlord 2 and it's pulled me in deep
Stalker 2 is awesome in my opinion all new games are buggy as fuck it’s just become the norm for gamers now
So far I've only encountered one actual game-stopping bug in about 14 hours of playtime so maybe I'm just lucky. Beyond that though the game really does slap, even if I still need to turn off mouse smoothing so I can actually fucking aim properly. It's got a lot of love put into it and that's obvious, they just need to hammer out the annoying shit.
How do you download bannerlord 2 mods
Didn’t they say that a bunch of former guest wanted to redo their episodes or something?When the fuck is that happening bc they said that 6 months ago in ep 115 and since then they’ve only had travel dude and vampire autist on.
as long as we keep paying and just solely complaining (not truly retaliating by cancelling the subscription) they will not change their ways. The last two episodes had about a half of an hour of stories and details we have already heard. They don't remember talking about it for the fifth time because three times a month they remember the money comes from somewhere and get sloshed to record
Bunch of fags in a fag fest god
Someone's hormones are flaring
Stalts real for editing out the burps. Honestly I can deal with the boring shit episodes. But when I'm listening at 2 hours of horseshit I do not what to listen to two troglodytes burping in my ear. Anyways keep up the work.
Wrong. The Homer burps are rad as fuck
We need to go back to the old podcast ways, we need someone to put pressure on Poob again, he’s been comfortable for too long
It's just so bland now. The two guys have barely anything to talk about. Sam is just doing whatever (being unfaithful to his wife with Lisa, I saw the leaks) and poob, verbatim, in this very podcast, said he dumped fifty hours onto his NON-STREAM character in mount&blade this last week. We get these awful episodes that are always late with a rate of less than one episode per week (even less if you don't pay) yet that's what goes on in their life.
Nice
ITS CALLED A SAUSAGE ROLL NOT A MEAT PIE
it's called a lot of things, turnovers and empanadas as well. I have no idea why Sam doesn't think you can get those here.
Gay poop
Sam you need to play the fallout new Vegas mod: a world of pain. It adds so many npc vs npc fights
How about an episode where you guys give each other sweet kisses?
Yall see the folks over at Butterball been fucking turkeys?
I feel like Sam is going through a slight Tony Soprano era in his family life, he’s just giving those vibes
Just wanted to let Sam know that there’s a previous podcast where he shits on Gamer sups, might want to scrub out the video just in case the sponsor sees it lmao
Yeah im in the south and we got good tasting turkey. Sam is just a bad cook
We know this he can't even cook a steak
YEAHHHHH I LOVE YOU POOB
This turkey slander is already pissing me off. What the fuck guys
turkey soup fucks
native americans mentioned
I guess I’m the only patron who liked that last time they had the video on here. Personally I hate using the unlisted YouTube videos but hey it wouldn’t be the forehead fables Patreon if the patrons didn’t ruin everything, love you guys 😻😻😻😻😛😛😛😛 Stallt please I beg you my king please put the video version on here again 🙏🙏🙏
No Stalt please don’t
As a blue collar home boy, I appreciate this
Let’s go poop!
sam wore that jacket in patreon episode 51
If your turkey is dry you fucked up somewhere and suck at cooking.
Hey stalltt, what's up?
Never played either of these games but I'm here for it lets goooo
I will not be calling poob poop today.
(I expect a thank you btw)
Boof time
Good episode samual L Jacksonberg and poop
Miller is thankful that you guys are thankful on Thanksgiving. Thanks guys. Hey Poob, make sure you check out The First Law Trilogy boos by Joe Abercrombie. Anyway, thanks again from Miller in New Zealand.
Boos
can u do one while eating thanksgiving leftovers
I’m gonna play this on the Alexa at thanksgiving dinner
Hey poop
Yesssr
YES I LOVE BANNERLORD AND STALKER
Stuffing all the way
Let's go gang
Love you poop
Lovely way to start my drive home!
LETS GO NEW EPISODE ROO ROO ROO 🐕
Ayyyyy thank you guys