The Worst of The Cursed - PATRON EP. 65

6’1 170 gym bro, never sucked my own cock. However as a toe guy. When sucking toes I’m not thinking about the fact I have concrete slappers in my mouth and much more thinking about being bricked tf up. Sooo I can only imagine when sucking urself off, ide recon it’s more like getting a knobber than having a cock in your mouth

Gay

guys you got me jonesing for 3 shitty podcast episodes cmon

Is this some kinda sick joke......

Now I’m angry

totally unhinged first 5 minutes lmao

All this waiting making me want to alt f4 irl

You guys have a worse release schedule than Redbar and not one 1/16th of the quality but I still looove y'all

C'mon piggies where's the new ep?

Congratulations on your appointment to Attorney General, Sam

okay guys the emotional pendulum has swung back to rage, where is it

Make more, I want 8 episodes per month you slaves

Spread my asshole! And then spit in it!!! Give it that Hawk Tuah!

Man, I just rewatched the 20 Die of Laughter episodes again, and you really need to bring it back. Best thing you've done in yearsssss

Invite someone to talk about Bitcoin. It getting traction again, but I don't wanna rush putting shekels onto it just from FOMO

AOC had a question poll on her instagram about which Podcasts trump voters are listening to. Made sure to shout out the one and only forehead fables as to where I make all my political and financial decisions. Keep it up guys.

my burfday is cumming soon this month if there’s not an episode by then i’ll start to think you guys might just be in this for the money not the love of the craft

I know you’ll never bring Die of Laughter back, but it would be awesome to get a Classic Fallout style epilogue with you guys narrating your characters’ endings.

Come to Idaho, everyone here is like an NPC so you'd fit right in. (Cuz u play video gam)

You guys need to have Will Tennyson or Greg Doucette on the pod!

The stupid face Poob made with the Indiana Punisher gave me a giggle. Episode as a whole was perfectly fine but that bit was the particular brand of stupid I love.

Imagine being named fart semen

You're pretty deadset on Colorado, but I'd check out Michigan: (Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor and Bloomfield area are all good for schools and quality of life).

This is unlistenable

How does it feel knowing you guys outlasted JSchlatt and Tednivisions podcast

I didn’t realize there was a different channel for cursed items. I wanted to show the painting that’s bound to me, it appears in my moving boxes even when I don’t pack it. It gives me bad luck if I don’t put it on the wall.

Currently listening to election coverage and it looks like trumps gonna win, I already know poob is frothing right now and we definitely gonna get some 20 minute rant from Sam on why he needs to move

As someone who can, it's not comfortable at all and it feels way more like sucking a dick than getting ur dick sucked. Stats: 5'9 145lbs Im fairly flexible but not crazy

how da hell do i get into the discord

Hey, look, I ain't expecting a check in the mail or anything but my last comment suggested finding shit to riff on and, my God boys, you rocked it. So excited to finish this up at my soul draining retail janitor job (it's not that bad besides holidays, fuck Christmas ngl)

Holy shit my neighbor gave out now and laters

I LOVE MY BOYS

Could have said it was in a thread and not just the chat 😭😭

Igloos work because the heat from the fire melts the snow and creates a layer of ice between the warm air inside and the snow. Don't know why it works, but somehow ice is a decent insulator in very niche situations.

1. It's kinda awesome but i'm pretty homo so that's mostly why 2. It definitely hurts 3. it feels like 80% sucking it 20% getting sucked

“This is a purely visual podcast do not listen” Me listening two hours in: “Good thing I’m blind”

You guys think the Gizmo costume talks to Poob like the Green Goblin’s mask?

Furbys we’re based on gizmo they even had a lawsuit with WB over it lol

Podcasting? I’d rather be Rodcasting should be on merch with some dumbass drawing on it

If you make a Patreon zomboid server I will give you my wife and child

Thank you stalt

My submission was at least top 3. Idk why Poob needed spark notes on a 3 paragraph email. Sam is understandable since he didn't graduate, but Poob? I expected more from academically

I just moved to Florida from California, it is too fucking hot for fall and I’m sweaty and covered in mosquitos. Jax SUUUUUUUUCKS

1:17:42 poob says tawk tuah, is this a shoutout to a rival podcast or just a figment of my imagination???

cracker episode put this on for the drive to work at 4am and kicking it off with eating shit awesome stuff keep it up

Maybe give more specifications next time, would've loved to have a curse battle.

Happy Halloween penis and sam (:

Great show gentlemen. Instant classic as always. Also shalom stalt.

Dang rip i had a bunch of cursed objects to send in but couldn't find the channel in the discord 😔

To suck one’s own penis you inevitably have to improve the technique if you want it to be good, admitting that you have the skill and passion for it. And one day may consider the thought of finishing in your mouth or not, for the best experience.

Pissed i couldn't find the chat to upload my cursed pocket pussy 0/10

You fuckers removed my entry with the nazis and racist ones because you thought a black coloured sleep paralysis demon is a black guy I have been fucking ROBBED

The male tantaly doll thats haunted by a womans dead ex-boyfriend

get DSP on (and jerk off together)

MF Boof time

get Taylor PKA on

Sitting here with a gun iin my mouth to see if they showed my item or not, there are 30s left in the video, and i think im going to have to paint this room red

Good morning staltt

Can we just get 1 episode every monday for us blue collar guys, i know poob would do it cuz he's a good boy its just sam (and maybe stallt) thats holding us back

It was almost over thanks 👍

You didn't show mine and you're going to rue the fucking day

Thank you, this just dropped before my 9 hour flight bless you Sam's 🙏🙏

didn’t have any cursed items but can’t wait to hear what other people are going through, thanks guys !

I can imagine Stallt sweating in his room listening to this in 2x speed to get it out on time, his heart is racing and he knows if it isn't done we'll riot across Tallahassee until we find his employer and his paycheck

Im home sick from work, this is a blessing. All hale the great forehead.

Good morning gentlemen

Yay! Contractually obligated episode!

Happy Halloween y’all

Yay!!!!!

YESSSS HALLOWEEN EP

I think Poob might still be gay guys

Hell yeah

Nice

I’m out delivering thank you this just released

Poob still gay

Let’s get it

God bless thank you boys