Dying Alone With A Throat Full- PATRON EP. 64

WE LOVE STALT!!

"Uhhhh ummm uhhhh ummmmm ummmm uhhhh" FOR FUCKS SAKE DUDE

I like how they talked about redoing this one but I really enjoyed it

The toilet part is really funny as a contractor, kohler is just as mid as american standard for more money

Not a family add. But my family actually invented the nail gun, but get a senco nail gun and don’t look back

Stalt! Can we please have you do an outro or SOMETHING/ANYTHING on the podcast each episode?

Late to the party but kratom absolutely rocks

Nobody hates the podcast more than the patrons. You guys are very ungrateful, and rude to most of the guests.

Adventure beetle racing was the shit on n64 i played the shit outta that too.

Honestly, I hear a lot in these podcasts that you're worried that this or that podcast was really bad, but out of the like nearly 200 done I've only ever skipped or not finish like 5? You guys are alright. Also these fucking losers freaking out about not getting a podcast every 10th day. Like yeah, we pay for 3 a month, we get 3 a month. Do something else with you life

You guys expect me to keep jacking off to this episode? I need my new fix

Why do I even pay for this? It’s the 15th and no new podcast. And you can’t even say because of the hurricane that shit happened like a week ago

Sam when are you gonna buy the Herman Miller Eames Lounge Chair?

We are on track for 3 1 hour episodes on the 25th 28th and 31st

This is why I called your brother pisshead

Now I will insert a Lego into my butt for each day

poob ..... more like poop

Hope Sam and his family are safe.

halfway through the month still no podcast. pathetic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Skupin

Poob said on stream yesterday that he filmed a podcast yesterday morning and that Sam is fine and he didn’t even loose power.

I hope bizzle is on the next episode. Love that man

No asshole pictures to reward us for enduring that bullshit last month?

I own 2 pitbulls. Definitely a more aggressive breed

Naked podcast is on the table? I vote yes

Just saw the news some mega forehead guy from Tallahassee stopped the second hurricane wave

Rip Sam bruh😭😭🙏

Was thinking the other day, definitely need to do a Naked Podcast format!

i love you do a naked podcast <33

sam if you’re still alive you should celebrate by doing a naked podcast with poob for the next ep

guys dont worry, sam is up in tallahassee and MagLab has successfully repelled the hurricane

Wishing the best for sam and his family get out of Florida!!

I hope Sam and his family are safe with the insanity going on. Bad situation 💔

Sam forehead has the aerodynamics to disapate the hurricane before impact. Fuck the magnet, get that forehead out there on the front lines!

Yo sam gonna die tomorrow??? Another fucking hurricane

Hey guys, I know you've got a lot going on with these hurricanes and all, I could really use a podcast, just had a testicle removed yesterday and need something to do

I really hope them calling it the gremlin is a joke but I know it isn’t and they don’t know it’s actually the kremlin

I think Poob was trying to tell Sam something when he said “I’m bikolar,” but Sam didn’t even listen 😔

Are you guys going to do spooky TED talk at the end of the month? I'm sure people could have a couple of spooky or freaky experiences. Like have you ever felt being watched? It's like a real unexplained phenomenon that most can say that they have experienced and there's no good scientific explanation about it. How do you know where the gaze is coming from? You just turn around and lock eyes with the person looking. What's being transmitted or received. Real freaky telepathic shit, specially when you are supposed to be alone

Yah man I hope you're taking Milton a bit more seriously, I live in East TN and am seeing some of this crazy weather reproductions in the Appalachian mountains, it's border line Katrina numbers in casualties. Stay safe dude "act accordingly"😂

Sam you gotta move for real.

Stay safe during the new hurricane, Sam

Used to be a plumber moen and kohler are fucking dog shit. Use Toto toilets are the good shit and delta for fixtures.

Poobs gotta be gay

Sam fire up that magnet

i’m cranking it till the next episode hopefully it’s good i don’t wanna shoot a dud

Sam’s getting hit with a double decker stay safe gooners

Dude, kava fucking rocks, it’s just a wee bit expensive

I'd love to have access to the uncircumcised rant version for those long work days

Glad I have access to the cut content with my $10 tier. All cut content is on the $10 tier.

Great outro, this is why I’m paying the big bucks, baby!

Sam needs a near death experience now we can convert the pod to a christian pod someone get on that

Thank you stalt, love ya.

I think this is the second time Poob has struggled with a Bay leaf. Starting to think he doesn’t know he’s supposed to take those out

glad you’re okay Poobie

Also thank you all for the great content you too stallt a true hero

I'm also gonna comment here too, bring back die of laughter even if you can't get brian bring in a new fresh face and just have brians character die or get taken hostage so he only has to show up once or twice

how the hell do i join the discord im paid bruh

Loved the episode guys, don't beat yourself up on the content, I honestly just love hearing you and Poop shoot the shit and riff and giggle. Very cozy and familiar, my kinda humor. Tho the R-word usage could be lower lol. Either way love you guys and hope Sam's huge ass plugged the window and defeated the hurricane!

How do I join the discord?

I would like to submit a demo reel of me chewing food for a possible future career path as poops personally food chewer, please lmk if interested

Outstanding work stallt

Mr. Forehead, if you ever decide to commit to moving to Colorado I guarantee that staying in shape will become exponentially easier. No gym membership required, the mountains are all you need. I've lived here for 8 years now and have dropped 100 pounds since moving from Texas.

Hey Poop have you seen Jason x yet

I'll baby bird feed you mushed food poob

just got my power back, two episodes yipee!

Ok ok when it comes too any substances at all, these two are the most uneducated mfers ever 😂 like CNN levels of knowledge lmao

Shout out to Stalt. Doesn't get enough credit.

You shouldn’t kill you’re self this podcast is awesome, siiiiike

This episode makes me sad. I have eosinophilic eosophigitis and I’ve been living the past two years on nothing but liquids because of how fucked and tight my throat is I can’t swallow anything solid without choking/an impaction.

Hello Sam and other Sam! Another great one! Love the Forehead Fables Podcast! I love subscribing monthly to this super cool patreon!

All jokies aside, I’m glad Sam’s ok 😀

As a new member of the Patreon I am satisfied

only 90 mins? you trying to fuck me or something

Hey Sam im tellin you. If you wanna sink your teeth in a game that makes great content with the right editing and humor. A game that is very much alike to the social deduction games you enjoy so much. A game where just a bit of autism will get you a long way. Then i can recommend Space Station 13. It runs on a 1996 engine called Byond. Play a couple of games on TG station theyre pretty chill. Im interested to know what you think of it. Also watch the video SSethTzeentach made on it. That got a lot of people into the game. Cheers

Hey Sam & Sam, This episode was super duper! I really enjoyed the part where Sam described, in generalized detail, his experience of choking on, and overcoming, the wretched bay leaf. Sam’s insights into home owning were quite interesting, and I hope to hear about how the hurricane affected Sam’s house. Stalt, thank you for distilling the content into a delectable little treat for us patrons <3 Looking forward to the next one!

When was this recorded? Has Poob choked on multiple bay leaves?

Subject: Loving Your Podcast! Hi [Sam & Sam], I just wanted to drop a quick note to say how much I enjoy your podcast! Your engaging conversations and thoughtful insights always brighten my day. Thank you for the hard work you put into every episode—it's truly appreciated! Looking forward to what’s next! Best Regards, [Dylans]

Imagine if sams mailbox gets destroyed from the hurricane

The Gremlin

Glad that hurricane didn't rip you from your chair out the window:)

Poob might wear a gremlin outfit next podcast and god forbid he gets heat stroke, but I know he’ll do the right thing and keep it on the whole podcast regardless of how soupy it gets inside.

Only an hour and a half?? Ive ordered the hurricanes to take Abby as punishment. Say goodbye

Release the self pity cut

Fuck you stalt

and on international podcast day no less!

Love u too stalltt

Thank you for feeding me my monthly sub par content

Sam you should try Ketamine, it’s a disassociate that doesn’t make you see or hear things it sorta puts you further into your own mind. Used a lot to treat depression so it’s not like salvia or anything crazy

Sam borrowed a nailgun from his brother. Its probably like a $25 amazon pos of course it broke

I can't believe it, they got all three in September. Well done.

All hail the magnet

If I died from a wimpy little bay leaf, I’d hope my immediate family would tell everyone at the funeral that I died from a traumatic cerebral injury after cracking my spine in an ill-fated attempt to suck my own penis or something. It’d be less embarrassing for them, I think

Hell yeah

Sam you should try Kratom instead of kava, just don’t do it every day you WILL get addicted and it’s not fun to get unadicted too Edit: good Kratom is also not synthetic it’s literally just a ground up leaf, it’s good and it gets you fucked up

Give me another breakfast mukbang

Back to back omg love yes please more thank you omg omg omg 🏳️ 😝

Helene did in fact Batter my Bussy

Crazy how the people in the comments forget that they are putting off the episodes to the end of the month and not spoiling us lol

I guess we were being frontloaded for October lmao

Intro of the pod sounds like Sam sitting at his desk, surrounded by the rubble of his house lol. Glad yall are okay!

No hurricane can keep Sam from the bag 💰

I was literally on the last minute of last episode and got a notification on Patreon and damn near shed a tear

Today's lesson. Poob is not the throat goat

You spoil us

Damn you guys are spoiling us

good boys

Thank you for the extra grool this week mi lords 🤲

Y’all came in clutch when you didn’t have to thank you so much stay safe and lmk if you find episode #119 it never got posted

Taken out by a Bay Leaf would be hilarious

I knew you guys could do it I hope the magnet held strong I hope you have is everyone's safe

I was out of town when the hurricane pounded my apartments Bussy... 😒

Cum

The turnaround in the comments never ceases to amaze me

I knew the Great Magnet would not fail Tallahassee

Was worried about my chigga frfr on jahseh onfroy

Eatin good this week

Finally some more slop

the title reminds me of Sam’s uncle who died while eating cantaloupe

Thank you thank you thank you

we eatin GOOD this week

Praise the magnet, for it has delivered us another podcast episode

OOH WHAT A TREAT

I feel so spoiled

Boof time

episodes back to back just like that? you spoil us boys

Oh shit he survived