speakpipe homies assemble

Wich hand do you use to jerk it ? Left or right?

I FUKKIN MIssed it dangit

Where podcast

Guest suggestion: Wranglestar again, talk about injuries, growing up, at work, in general. Cognitive decline, Biden stepping off of the presidential election

Fuck I wish I didn't just now see this, since I'm a conspiracy nut.

Coom

Just seeing this now... maybe give things time for better responses from your audience next time lol

Guests ideas: Ommpaville,Wubby redux,Stalt,Ryan Garcia,I did a thing,shlat redux, REDdragon

cmon staltt hurry up and edit the pod already

Please give me 48 hours, I’m a blue collar underground miner (I’m sorry I’m not a truck driver) and my schedule is messed up. Okay love you guys, kisses 💋

I didn’t have enough time to theorize AND say something nice. 30 seconds man….come on. I just wanted to say, Sam you seem like a super wholesome guy. And I feel like you’re a damn good father and husband. Poop, you’re nothing like ron jeremy and mustaches are still cool. Also, you don’t look like Wog Boy, maybe wog boy looks like YOU. Also, ignore the people hating on the pod. They’re not even blue collar workers so their opinions don’t matter. You guys just keep doing what you’re doing and entertaining the rest of us. Mine and my fiance’s favorite podcast (and no I’m not holding her hostage or brainwashing her). Love y’all

Ooo oo pick me pick me!

Next time you gotta give more time in advance

Poob nice haircut (I’m 6’5 btw)

Mabye talk about an obscure canceled series for another hour

That nuclear weapons aren't a deterrent to war on earth. They are a deterrent to aliens introducing themselves to the population. The world leaders would rather kill everyone on the planet than let aliens come and take away their power.

I hope they don’t use my speakpipe man. Mine was just a little ramble. They are going to hate me after hearing it oh my god 😖

That Bryan was getting called a groomer instead of a gooner and left the podcast

I'd literally let poob hit

I want you

if anyone could tell me how to get on the discord i would gladly suck you off, i dont know if im retarded or what but i can't find a working link anywhere, and discord won't let me just search for a server (on my phone at least)

oh damn I hope it's not too late, love you Stalltt

Pp caca? 🤔🤨

YES IM NOT TOO LATE THIS TIME

We love you Sam and Poob!

My conspiracy theory about this post is that most of the people commenting just googled “top conspiracy theories” so they’d have something to talk about and feel included in the conversation. (Im projecting I did this too) but unironically over half of these are just the top two or three I saw when I googled top conspiracy theories lol

Left ya’ll a real hard hitting conspiracy.

mine is really insightful

Dragons and magic were real and dinosaurs were made up to keep is from reaching enlightenment by big dino

Added my snippet. Actually how do I un-send it?

the culture war is a chinese psy-op

My theory was about the podcast and I hope we hear it

We all really died in 2012 and we’re all living in a hellscape right now

Half of these are going to be Jewish space lasers.

JFK’s driver shot him Michelle Obama is actually a dude

I couldn’t think of a conspiracy tbh, just left a nice message 🫶

I need answers. People talking about this small time stuff "oooh JFK" "ohhhh 9-1-1" my theory, if proven true, could shatter entire realities.

i was just researching JFK, the magic bullet theory is insanely unbelievable. look up what the bullet looks like after ricocheting through 2 people. the autopsy’s weren’t allowed to be performed by the hospital doctors and their records were destroyed. there’s a 3 hour oliver stone JFK movie i have to watch

On the mobile site. There is no clear indicator my recording was submitted. I swear the send button just turns slightly darker.

Tiny tinky was a paid actor working for Bob Goblin with the sole purpose to demoralize Pob in order to become Bob's ultimate wrestling manic, and under-underground mob triggerman, therefore breaking the goblin code.

My recording keeps cutting out for some reason but mine is that JFK was accidentally shot aswell by a secret service member in the car behind, love you boys keep up the good work. Kisses xx

Not really a conspiracy but I heard once that some believe that when Amelia Earhart crashed her plane she landed on/near an island in the pacific and survived as a castaway but was later killed/eaten by coconut crabs and I think that's interesting

The CIA killed JFK because he wanted to defund them

The moon is fake

Brian's not really dead

The conspiracy of every guest on this show has or will soon die

Conspiracy #1: Epstein didn’t kill himself. He was killed in the interests of the ruling class. Every cunt with over 100 million dollars in their pockets should be put up against the wall Conspiracy #2: Poob, what if we locked lips under the twinkling gaze of the stars on a moonlit night, tongue on tongue, chub on chub, pure Tom-of-Finland spank bank shit (homo-sexual style)? Haha just kidding that’d be crazy. Haha. P.S: Sam, your hair in that Elden Ring video looked like shit. I am appalled

10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this Cutting right angle donuts on a dime And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping "Holy fucking shit!"

Idk if I know any believable conspiracy theories that aren't widely known.

I agree with gaziwa poob might just be Abby I mean they don't look different enough

I'm too dumb but I sent one this time at least

Poob is abby

Have the craziest conspiracy y'all ain't heard nothin like this

It's 2am and I doubt I'll get around to recording something before you and Poob start bright and early at 3pm so I'll post it here. I actively and openly think aliens/UFOs etc is real, been following the topic loosely forever but actively since the 2017 leaks. The whistleblowers and leaks have been saying the same thing for like 50 years and nobody believed them, but now we've got members of congress trying to push for open disclosure on the UAP topic meanwhile their opposition all have connections to the airforce and military contractors like Lockheed and Northrup Gruman.

Putting the podcast quality on the backs of the Patreon. Gotta love em

Sent homies. Have a fun recording!

Just watched avengers

room 641A my biggest conspiracy, imagine the sheer scale that it is now

Got this notification at night and am currently in bed. So I gotta type it and not wake my girlfriend. A conspiracy I believe might be true is how mattress stores are a front for money laundering. I say this because I’ve never seen anyone in my city actually go into a mattress store or even seen anyone in the parking lot of one when passing by one. P.S. Poob isn’t fully a native unless he actually knows what blood quantum is and what his percentage of tribe he may be.

I just shit my pants

I think its awesome you guys wait until 12:30 am the night before recording to ask us to create the content for you

What’s up jabronis

Trying to think of anything for this answer realizing my teachers may be right about my brain being shot to fuck

ripping farts n breaking hearts (i just came up with that right now off the top of my head)

Midnight podcast drop?

Why are you asking this at 2am???

Yee haw

Why did you make me download that picture

Done

No way I have to come up with content for you guys…..

Shut up

Oh this should be good. I'll give it a thonk and record something

Brian is actually dead