How to Bioengineer The Perfect Squirrel - Ep. 118

At this point might as well have happy as a guest on the podcast

I had to subscribe after the whole factory worker bit. It really close to home as pack parts into boxes to be shipped out.

Okay fellas lay off em, give em some time

BOYS

Ohh booooyyyyyyyssss

These guys just talk to eachother with no structure and no sense for two hours? And they can’t post regularly?

You must do the antique show and tell episode now

30k plus a month and they can’t even release episodes timely. FEED ME FUCKERS

Best part about listening to them talk about the blue collar man listening to this while losing their job. Is listening to that while I work my blue collar job that ends in a month cause they're closing my plant!

Bothered. Unmoisturised. Unhappy. Out of my lane. Unfocused. Podcastless.

New ep or I cancel my subscription.

Drop the next pod or we’ll gather and jump @ifoundkarn together

hey sam, go fuck yourself!

Bizzle episode when? Waaaaahh

Ok guys what the hell

Nathan Has a point.

I require more filth

You fuckers don’t upload enough

Baby birds hungry, feed me

I miss the DnD podcast because I really fell for Bizzle. I miss him. Can you ask him over for an episode, Sams? Thanks

Put the podcast on Deezer

Got me on Voodoo juice and fruit force. Shame they treated you that way guess we need to boycott now

Actual question I’m wondering what’s that other cut of Bacon that Sam was eating while on a trip with Abby and his family?

Hockey girls are actually called puck bunnies in case you were interested Poob

I work in construction driving forklifts and trucks constantly and I’m laughing just as much as y’all, did wish it went on a little longer after Poob started feeling it

gooning till the next guest appearance

Forklift comment was too real. Listened to it too early still have a couple hours

Clocking off from the domino at 1am couldn’t be better without poop and freak in my ear.

Most of the time I mainly listen to ya’ll when I’m mowing the big ass lawn I got or working my night shift job and it is the best experience I have

Hey genius, I thought the last episode was 118

Shit man I can’t go anywhere without hearing about Trump.

i drive around testing people’s houses for asbestos. i wonder what customers would think if they knew i was listening to 2 grown men talk about squirrel balls right before pulling into their driveway

Poop, it's obvious that caramel delights have holes in them. Time to lock in before these podcasts pal.

I’m running a front end loader listening to the end of it😂😂 fucking comedy

Boys cmon. Try Want a Bump caffeine powder for your nose. Go for the sponsorship poob

This makes up for last episode

Sam hyde guest

y’all should get goose wayne or sum for a guest

As a field mechanic that is driving a truck 60% of the time, I am right here laughing with you. Also, fuck you

Don’t worry guys you’ll release a podcast on time and I’ll get my moneys worth! Anyyy day now.

Fucking love the people working bit that keeps coming up. I’ve been a sheep shearer for years now and often listen to the podcast while shearing or driving across outback Australia

39486th PLACE BABII!!! 🖤

Crazy funny

I can’t get that song out of my head from Sam’s you put what in the soup video

Where can I see this Ronald Reagan pic Sounds badass

Lucky cash, he gets to hear podcast quality tales for free!!! What a lucky guy lol

Keep your chin up guys, 39486 is still high up there when there’s millions of other youtubers with their own podcasts, you’ll be up on the top 100 some day!

Poob was really rocking his bobblehead this episode, love to see it!

I'm delivering mail with a big ol ugly grin on face scaring all my customers

I was working, straight faced until I got called out, I had to go in the cooler to laugh

I am the guy who listens at work with a straight face.

The fact that I was working, straight faced and hearing them laugh was such parasocial moment. I think they’re talking to me

If you need a “biologist” I’d be more than happy to use what little credit I have to convince you that whatever animal testing you wanna do are both possible and ethical.

3 whole hours I guess I won’t have to smash my cock with cartoon mallet. Shame

Didn’t even listen yet know it’s shit but excited to listen. Love you stallt

Last half of this was funny as hell. Keep it up, boys.

foul Samuel

Hot take I like the podcast more without Bryan 🤔

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Sam please change the batteries in your damn smoke detector. I heard it in the new eldin ring video too... XD

Bring the merch back please poobers please

I was indeed driving my forklift but I was not straight face y’all cracked me up stop being funny before I crash this thing keep it up and love yall tho

I will never drink voodoo ranger again you have my word poop

There had already been an experiment where they turned an entire islands population of rats into cannibals

Holy mother of god it’s here

Yeah gaslit is trash ngl, can’t listen to their voices it’s annoying.

Damn, now I have to day drink at work. Can you catch a dui on a forklift?

Papa poop, you need to get a Bodhizafa sponsorship now.

Prolly still gonna drink voodoo tbh

Just ran out stuff to listen to at work. And now I got some nasty little riffs, great timing

I must depart from ye, Times too tough Still the best pod around 🤝

As a real IPA lover, New Belgium makes fucking garbage. Sam hit the nail on the head, it's all marketing no substance.

Ooooo babaaayyyyy

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

3 hours? You spoil us rotten 🤭

perfect timing

Oh my godddd oh my goooooddddd oh myyyy

I’m gooning

Oh fuck

Just in time for me to listen while I wash my bike

Boof time

i've waited for this and i bet it's worth it, just started boozing too

Alright I’ll watch it out of pity, but I’m gonna go take a piss first be right back

You’ve been starving us father