Mogged at the ATM - PATRON EP. 60

Poob sounds like one of the meekest men ever

The assassination joke Two hours and 27 minutes in did not age well

This aged like milk

Oh man that presidential assassination joke didn’t age well

i have been a fan of this pod for 5 years, patreaon has had me shadow banned from subscribing to this pod for 5 year. i cracked it, it let me in, salvation

Oh heck yes

UKPARTYPEOPLE…….. go watch my boy please on twitch

That ATM story makes Poob sounds like a hero

Speaking on behalf of the minority of females who listen to this podcast, I once coughed so hard when a guy was inside me he shot out of me and actually exploded and he turned into paste

The guy posting above me sounds like a bitch..

That ATM story makes Poob sounds like a bitch...

You're one of the two out of seventeen Patreon pages I'm currently subscribed to that isn't gay furry porn, grats.

Throat on the podcast would be sick btw

Did not think having played tuba would be something we would have in common

I vote for @BigKitten to be next Bryan.

Get sam hyde on again

Hey cracka *deep black male voice* any chance I could purchase a blankie 😎

I would do some bad things to see you and poob vlog another trip.

Sam I wanna smoke a steak for you just to prove you wrong

Bounce on it

Hey Sam a weak stream and interruptions during urination like stuttering urination suddenly are some early warning signs gor bad shit. If this persist get checked out by a Dr. Love a nursing student who hasn't even gotten in core yet💓

Bounce on poobs bed. Then bounce on poob. Do it for the meme guys

steal a pair of Poobs panties

u could get TheSushiDragon on your podcast, guy does kinda funny live stream morphs/effects, could be interesting coming from a creative perspective

Listened to every single podcast, and bought a handful of merch, but never thought to look at the comments on here. What the FUCK is wrong with the patron fanbase lmao

Abby has no idea how deeply closeted you are does she?

I getting sick of Sam burping in my ear. Lean away from the microphone you fat bitch.

I’d assume Poob probably has some cool weapons in there to find. That’s what I’d go for, but you’re a family man so idk if you think that’s unsafe to have around. You can always ship it to me, the patron, YoungKneeCaps.

I wish my question WASNT played

Poob needs to stick to salons they are straight up better

If I was poob I would have killed the girl and then banged all the guys In the group but that’s just me

Hey poob don’t know if you realised but your name is kinda close to the word “poop” which is what comes out of your mouth when you speak

I love getting shot gun blasted by two sams

Finally you lil pussy bitch freaks

Diatomaceous earth isn’t as good for roaches as boric acid

the mash potatoes were made with arrowroot or some shit that’s why they were inedible

Majority of atms are owned by 3rd parties, since the atm takes a fee, the atm owner will offer a percentage of the sum of the fees (profits) to the bar or establishment to put their atm there. So if they only except cash then their bottom dollar is raised since most are using the atm.

Find his anal bead collection… or else…

I would have eaten that kids fingers. Also would love to see another episode with Stimpee.

I put my address in,you still got them posters

Mm definitely didn’t get off to this!

I used to be a support Nautilus main

I think you should dig through all of Poobs trinkets and come up with his traveling caravan loudout that he discussed in the episode with Wranglerstar. How would he cosplay as a fallout trader ?

guys didn’t blippy shit in another man’s asshole? i’m pretty sure i remember hearing something about that i don’t think it was a lie pretty sure it was recorded

The owner probably bought the atm and gets the withdrawal fee kick back for people taking out cash

Poop should have sucked it and spat it on his GF

Yeah I should’ve killed and ate that guy

Yeah Poob should’ve ate that guys face off and spit it back in his girlfriends face

Poob should’ve killed and ate the Bar Guy

Listen to ain't I right by Marty Robbins

16 years old or not, poob should’ve rocked that dudes shit

Find poobs cum sock so we can steal his cum

You should steal Brian’s rotting corpse that Poob has hiding under his bed

Poob confirmed gay with this episode

Lost my edge streak, thanks a lot

Make sure to nab the Brazier, or maybe Pip if you think you can pull it off

flesh is weak

thanks guys just stroked one off to this one, cheers mate!

Rob Ager as a guest would be dope as hell

I’m shocked they didn’t mention the Harlem shake poop video when talking about blippy

Shartin a storm rn you wouldn't believe

Guests definitely do usually make the podcast better. Have wranglerstar back on now thanks.

Gotta grab his replics penis mold dildo he made of you that's kinda freaky sus stuff fr. But naw take that desk dagger

Quit burping in the mic. It sounds fucking disgusting.

Perfect opportunity for a fishing trip. I can tell you guys how to fish that area if you need help. Poob, where did you get that wildcat hat? Been wondering got a while

https://youtu.be/Msxsu448JmE?si=yXiuPWsJtBd_rm7h Can't believe this happened to Poob for real.

Poob please bring the merch back I need hats

Pooberton I want you squalching on my member : )

You guys gotta have Alfie on the podcast

Steal his Gandalf Hot Toy, which you (legally) have the right to do since you bought it.

steal pip

Please steal poob. Just bring him back to florida, you guys together in person was such a great episode

Put one of those annoying year long battery devices that makes a noise every hour or so in somewhere he wouldn't get

Steal his guns, all of them.

Take one of his snoop dogs, I hear they sell for a lot of money

End pip

You need more doodads for the lovely old woman whom you have trapped in a box on a shelf

Take his Voodoo Ranger sponsor, fire him and bring Brian back

He took Ming Tree from you, so take what he loves from him. Get Pip.

Steal one of those signed posters for me I was devastated when I didn’t get one.

This upload rate is concerning, I fear the sams have been replaced by robots that have a better work ethic.

Well I never recieved a signed picture from you guys so I'll turn the city upside down to find you both in the same place. You better bounce on it

Smoke detectors, locks on doors and windows, lightbulbs, toilet flush handles

No way

Steal the clown shoes

Take back your poop water hot toy

take any dogs away from him

Thank you stalltt

What the sigma

Take the voodoo ranger light. Should be easy and unnoticeable.

PUMPING THESE OUT ALL OVER ME!

Lets gooooo

Poob lemme bounce on it dawg

Hope you said thanks to bizzle

Good stuff 👍

bro it’s 1015 pm what the fuck

Officially tipsy ☝️🤓

Bouncing on it

FINALLY! IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU BOYS ALL DAY!

Look out for a Labs card or Poobs pet hobo he keeps in his bathroom

A nice 2 1/2 hour cast for a Friday. Thank the father (god)

RAHHHHH

lets fuckin go

Boof time

Good boys.