Important Announcement about the Future of Seeds of Chaos
Today I have some very bad news for you all. Due to ongoing issues and the failure of Seeds of Chaos to sustain growth, I have decided to cancel Seeds of Chaos, and focus on a project that I believe that will be more profitable - Landladies of Chaos. I'm really looking forward to telling you all about our exciting new game today.
In Landladies of Chaos, you play as college student Chaz Lightningdick. Handsome, athletic, and an all around ladies guy; there's no chance you'll be NTR'd ever. You'll have the pick of all the ladies at college and at the club, but none more special or beautiful than your ̶m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶ landlady, Ann Lisa.
Gorgeous, successful, but stuck in a loveless marriage with her husband, watch as Ann Lisa realizes that what she really wants is her ̶s̶o̶n̶ tenant, Chaz, and how she takes charge to get what she wants.
And that's not all, she'll be competing for Chaz's attention with the younger Saroline, Chaz's ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ co-tenant, who also has a crush on him. Who will win? Or can Chaz really have it all?
Coming next month, Landladies of Chaos 0.0.01 featuring:
- 20 minutes of actual content!
- Genuine ESL quality writing!
- Over 9000 renders!
- Hot ̶m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶ landlady on ̶s̶o̶n̶ tenant sex (Well, teases of it, the good stuff is still seven or eight releases away)!
- One African-American dude who is your bro!
- More than five creative excuses on why the release was late!
Comments (30)
Hahah clever man. Luv ya <3
Hilarious... I love 9000 renders and 20 minutes of content
lol I like the 'standard' "landlady" and "tenant" terminology.
I hope Chaz makes an easter egg appearance in Seeds of Chaos, where hopefully he get massively Lighningdick'd by Jezera.
Chaz Lightningdick needs to be NTRd by Andros...
Oh my god, this is the best thing ever, i have wanted someone to call out those dumb things forever and this is the best satire ever on it.
Viciously accurate satire of so many projects. Well done!
Sounds great! Time to pledge $500/day, everyone!
Yep!
Holy.... This scared me so much.
"- One African-American dude who is your bro!" That is great!
Doom on April 1st.
Lmao
Chaz Lightningdick is too old. I hope you'll make him much younger. 3 months would be the best age.
The breasts of those female characters are looking a little small. Also I refuse to sub unless you can guarantee at *least* 10 updates before any good content gets added and more than a year between updates.
Just for you, I'll put penetrative sex in year three on the road map. ;)
Was very worried suddenly.....forgot it was April fools......dear God I almost had a heart attack. Good joke lol.
Only five excuses? Isn't that a little on the low side?
I'm new to this "being late" thing, need to get some experience before I get better at the excuse side of the business. ;)
Didn't Coconut Monkey do the same thing with "Gravy Trader"?
My prayers have been answered. \('O')/
Nothing like a mini heart attack to start the week, well played
Almost spat out my coffee when reading the post, lol wow
I was one second away from going on a rampage, as my first thought was that Patreon is now forcing Lord Arioch to remove content. Then I read more than the headline. 😂
i wish you would cancel this game lol
shit man, are you trying to kill me from a heart atack?
Ohh thank god, game has taken such horrible turn at some point that I lost every joy of playing it...hope the future project wont end up the same. Cut the branch to save tree.
*Sigh* /unsub :P
Is the newest version of seeds of Chaos free now?
Happy April Fool’s Day, Lord Arioch. :)