The White Critter Pledge of Allegiance

critter colin apologies to Black Authority for its failure to learn the white critter Pledge of Allegiance and for its failure to recite it daily to remind itself that it exists ONLY for Black Authority to use, abuse, exploit and manipulate!

As an inferior white critter, this animal belongs to the Black Authority which has TOTAL CONTROL of this inferior white critter from this day forward Sir.

Pig Steve makes this pledge.

As a white critter you must come to the realization that you belong to the black authority and that they have total rights and control over you for as long as you live.