July 8, 2026

don't forget to grab Steam keys

I just refreshed them for the update! How to get them.

Steam keys will make you happy.
They'll never betray you.
They won't ever take over your body and make you go streaking.
They won't leave the toilet seat up.
They won't forget to wipe down the chrome in the shower.
They'll be quiet when you're on the phone.
There's nothing to lose.

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HToyEnna · July 12, 2026

YOU NEED TO WIPE DOWN THE CHROME IN THE SHOWER????? OH FUCK