October 22, 2026

Lanterns | S1 E7 | "The Jordan Boys' Legacy" | (UNEDITED)

Hey you beautiful people!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS SHOW?!

The upside down city, the skeletons in the desert, and the most wholesome ass intro I've ever seen?! I feel like every time I think I'm starting to understand what's happening, this show throws some even crazier shit at my face.

But honestly, what stood out to me most was Hal opening up about his father's death. That conversation with John gave me a completely different perspective on Hal and why he is the way he is. There's clearly so much more deep shit going on beneath the surface with this dude.

ONE EPISODE LEFT. I NEED ANSWERS.

Love you all,
Alex

ps: second episode coming a little later today!

Comments (16)

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Dejv27 · October 23, 2026

This is definitely my favorite episode of the series followed by 3, 8 and 4

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DropBear · October 23, 2026

btw Alex about your watch knowledge comments (props for knowing about RM btw), the watch John was wearing was one of two models; depending on the model it was either worth around $450k USD or $1-$1.2mil USD not sure if the rural country girl from a town of 1100 knew that lol but yeah, not sure why he gave her that but I guess he didnt have any other option lol. PS Alex if you do get a rolley, I know a lot of people start with the submariner line cause its so versatile, but id recommend the two tone date just w/ jubilee bracelet (def not oyster bracelet cause it ruins the entire aesthetic) and bezelled dial. its in the "starter" group so its not crazy expensive, and it can act as a milestone for you. Then, once you made it made it, buy the presidential version which is one of the most goated and iconic Rolex's of all time. That being said, lowkey fuck Rolex and all their gatekeeping bullshit. They're not even the best watchmakers, nowhere close, and they have a giant stick up their ass and act like their shit dont stink and they're gods gift to the world. Kudos to their marketing for making their watches so desired, but goddamn they are insufferable. A Lange & Sohne and Patek Phillipe are prob the top 2 but those are for like rich rich people lol. Maybe some white whale will gift you win on the day (in the very near future) that you show your gooch. Cheers taint-lord 🍻

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Traptrabbit · October 23, 2026

Alex acts like he would be a cheap host but I bet he’s very accommodating to his guest especially if he’s home as much as he says he is (gotta keep the good snack food safe)

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Ethan · October 22, 2026

Day 2 of asking Alex to watch My hero acedemia

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Adrian · October 22, 2026

hm

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LeBrows · October 22, 2026

i didn't realise until i listened closley billy the ex husband of the sheriff is dipper from gravity falls lol

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Cole Romero · October 23, 2026

Ik. If I didn’t look up the cast before watching it I never would’ve known. I just can’t hear Dipper without his higher pitched voice

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Joovain 🇫🇮 · October 22, 2026

Where Episode 8? Were these just filmed hours apart?

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DavidEatsGlue · October 22, 2026

are we getting ep 8 this decade or what

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Joovain 🇫🇮 · October 22, 2026

In description it says "second episode coming a little later today!", but I don't know what "little" means on it XDDD.

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Silas Bryant · October 22, 2026

You should watch jarhead

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Ghostface · October 22, 2026

John never needed or wanted the approuval of Hal, he always knew what he was capable of, but he always wanted his respect

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Matthew · October 22, 2026

Let’s go!!!!!!!

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Trey Goldsworthy · October 22, 2026

Don’t know the exact model but that watch is Richard Millie and they can’t cost up to hundreds of thousands of dollars (USD).

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Cole Romero · October 22, 2026

“Me and Mogo, was stood right here. Mogo and I” has to be the funniest line in this entire show, maybe even the DCU so far

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Vincent · October 22, 2026

Hal is the best character in the show