The Walking Dead | S10 E14 | "Look at the Flowers" | (UNEDITED)
I love Negan.
I basically would like to draw the character of Negan into a syringe and put him directly into my fucking bloodstream, because watching this man on screen is past comic relief and has blown into a full on dependency. I need Negan intravenously. I need him coursing through my veins at a concentration that would make a toxicologist immediately call my family. I want to be found at 3:00 in the morning sitting on the bathroom floor, sweating, shaking, whispering “just one more Negan scene” while somebody outside the door is begging me to get help. I want my friends to stage an intervention where they sit me down in a semicircle and start reading handwritten letters about how my Negan use has affected them. I don't even give a rip anymore.
I need increasingly concentrated doses. I need extended monologues. I need villain entrances. I need that motherfucker leaning backward at a physically impossible angle while smiling at me and I won't be able to tell if he wants to do sweet tender coitus or kill me dead. Eventually I’ll be staring at pictures of him on the internet in a dark room with all the blinds closed because I need to stare at him.
I want my wife to check my browser history and find nothing but “Negan” or even “Negan role play” or maybe even “Negan shirtless” and “how much Negan is medically survivable.” I want my doctor to look at my bloodwork, take his glasses off, stare at me for a solid ten seconds and say, “you have a fucking problem there, bub.” And I’m sitting there pale, sleep deprived, and still craving Negan.
At a certain point I don’t even want to WATCH The Walking Dead anymore. I want somebody to crush the entire concept of Negan down into an impossibly pure concentrated substance and give it to me behind a condemned building.
Eventually my family has to send me somewhere. Thirty days. No television. No leather jackets. No baseball bats anywhere on the premises. The counselors won’t even say his name around me because they know it’s a trigger.
Too much?
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Alex, after the next 2 episodes the final 6 episodes of the season are the corona episodes. They are the worst episodes of the entire show. Would be great if you could watch this episodes in 2 weeks and not in 3 🙏
Those zombies straight up sounded like COD Zombies. That last chick was just a random crew member, like Jessica Rose mixed with Sarah Michelle Geller or sm
39:54 Glenn or Abraham in a way kinda did deserve their death, even if we loved them. They both killed a lot of Saviors at that satellite station, even if they were doing it for the future and benefit of Alexandria. Imagine if we followed Negan and the Saviors from the start and then we learn that one day a group of killers took out an entire outpost of his men. We would want them dead. It’s all about whose point of view you view a story from. Plus Abraham’s death was used as to show that the Saviors meant business. And Glenn was used to show they don’t take disrespect lightly. It’s still messed up, but try to view it from their perspective. It makes more sense
Ezekiel might have lost his kingdom, his prince, his queen, and maybe even lose his life, yet he smiles
I’ve seen that scene before of Alpha haunting Carol with Lizzie’s last words, but I thought she was alive when she did. It made me think that she formed the Whisperers near the start and had been around the entire time. After actually watching the show and knowing that they changed states halfway thru, I now see it’s all in Carol’s head. But thinking that Alpha had been around since the beginning would’ve been a huge twist, just seeing our group from an outsiders perspective, following them everywhere they went
When Jerry called Ezekiel by his name instead of His Majesty, I started tearing up a little bit. I’m still surprised Jerry is still alive up to this point but I’m not mad. It’s Jerry!
Beta is bertere from remember the titans also from sons of anarchy.
The Sony Beta was listening to is the same song Magna was listening to earlier in the season. An early Easter Egg for the reveal that was coming.
Alex you missed that Beta skinned Alpha’s face and sewed her to his mask. Together forever I guess 😭😭😭
I just noticed the title is burning on both sides. At the beginning of the season the top was still green while the bottom burned. Sm might be happening soon
Guys, I think Alex likes Negan
All he had to do was take alphas head once carol waddled off and walk his own ass back to Alexandria with her head. Problem solved. Again this season is trash
The description is taking me out. 😆 But me too Alex...Me too.
Perfectly reasonable response to Negan lol
I got to meet Cooper Andrews (Jerry) right before covid. Such an awesome dude. We chatted a bit and I got my Shazam movie cover signed.
Alex paying absolutely zero attention to the geography of the show had me dying. Bro thought they would pass through Atlanta leaving from northern VA to get to charleston WV lolol
Well, we gonna need the Dead City and Paris's spin off lmao
That description certainly points towards a city that is dead but lotsa people here want supernatural and they pay too so thatsa Poller imo.
That description was a ride
Alex, after TWD S11 Episode 24, you have to watch the 6 episode limited series "TWD: The Ones Who Live". Its not a spin off, its the epilogue.
That show is a spinoff btw. I kinda hope he never watches it now because of you. It's like you think he's stupid and doesn't know things without being spoon fed. He'll get to it when he wants to, probably not when you tell him and especially not because you tell him. Why would someone be MORE persuaded by spam? They wouldn't, because it doesn't work like that.