August 1, 2025

August Rewards

Yeah, yeah… it’s me. Ellen. Who else did you think would headline August rewards?

This month, I’m with you, Master Wise. And sure-Kafka’s here too. But let’s not pretend, okay? We both know who the real shark is around here. ❄️🦈

Kafka

  • SFW version will be available for all patrons 16+ tiers (Sergeant Kotan tier and above)

  • NSFW version in underwear for patrons 32+ tiers (Gunnery Sergeant Kotan tier and above)

  • NSFW video for  patrons 55+ tiers (Major Kotan tier and above)

  • NSFW video paws for patrons 75+tiers (Captain Kotan tier and above)

Ellen Joe

  • SFW  version will be available for all patrons 32+ tiers (Gunnery Sergeant Kotan tier and above)

  • NSFW version will be available for all patrons 55+ tiers (Major Kotan tier and above)

  • NSFW video for  patrons 55+ tiers (Major Kotan tier and above)

  • NSFW video paws for patrons 75+tiers (Captain Kotan tier and above)

⏱ The main tiers rewards, depending on the tiers, will be sent to your mail on the 27-th day of each month

Comments (3)

T
The Shy Guy Cry's · August 5, 2025

Nip slip

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JWH Edwards · August 3, 2025

A hum-dinger means exceptionally great👀

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JWH Edwards · August 2, 2025

If Ellen Joe is a shark, her eyes should be black, not red. Look up "SHARK WEEK" and you'll see all those razor sharp teeth and those soulless eyes mentioned in "Jaws".