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December 24, 2023

A Christmas Carol audiobook, Staves 3, 4 & 5 (the rest of the story)

God bless us, every one.*


*But especially Carolyn Kendrick for producing, Miranda Zickler for editing, and Jamie Loftus for Christmas spirit help.

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mickpea · December 18, 2025

It’s now become an annual tradition for me to listen to this at Christmastime. Sobbed over Tiny Tim again! Thank you Sarah ❤️

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Brandon Saiz · October 21, 2025

Sarah. I'm a late comer to the Patreon, and am therefore just finishing this. You've helped me cry again <3 im so glad im here!

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Emily Voelker · May 17, 2024

I loved that! For some reason had the urge tol listen in May. 🤷

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Katelin · January 16, 2024

Sarah - listening to your podcast on the Battle of the Sexes - you should do one on the 99ers (us national women’s soccer team!)

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Linds · January 14, 2024

You should cover Susan Boyle and how her narrative was literally just “Omg can you believe this ugly woman has such a beautiful voice!!” It was so insane probs has to be related to some micro moral panic at the time

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Nicole Rosenleaf Ritter · January 10, 2024

I really treasured every moment I spent listening to this. Thank you, Sarah and Carolyn, for this gift.

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Amelia F. · January 5, 2024

Not the bunny thumbnail 😭 I can't watch that bunny shiver without crying and it is what radicalized me.

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You're Wrong About · January 7, 2024

me too!!

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Hali Traina · January 5, 2024

Have you watched society of the snow?

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Andy Hinterman · January 3, 2024

I absolutely loved this. Each year my local NPR station does a live reading of this story (though a briefer version) and hearing it remains the tradition that gets me into the Christmas spirit each year. I haven't been able to attend the reading in the past few years and have Sarah bring it to my ears was a delight. Thank you for all that you do Sarah.

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Katherine Carey · December 31, 2023

I loved this! I kept expecting Sarah asides

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Elliott Ward · December 31, 2023

absolutely perfect

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Cher · December 29, 2023

Exquisite. Masterful. Perfect in every way. I would pay so many dollars to listen to Sarah read to me forever, and I trust her choice of text completely.❤️

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Claudia Baskind · December 28, 2023

A frickin’ deLIGHT.

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Jenna Tollerson · December 28, 2023

So marvelous, I just loved it so much

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Alex · December 27, 2023

I really hope this becomes a regular thing, I’ve enjoyed being read this story way more than I expected. ❤️

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hey_boo · December 26, 2023

God bless you gov. Happy Christmas

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Angelene · December 26, 2023

This was such a gift, much needed and much appreciated. Thank you.

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YazH · December 26, 2023

Listened to your reading of the whole yesterday evening as I was cooking and washing up. Thank you so much! I’d never read it and twas really good! 😊🙏🎄

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Jane Hope · December 25, 2023

This was incredible. I feel like an audiobook of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz would also be great? Merry Christmas!

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Vickie MacLean · December 25, 2023

My heart is filled with gratitude for you, Sarah, and the inimitable Mr. Dickens. Merry Christmas to all.

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Stacy Magerkurth · December 25, 2023

I like to think those are kitty collar jingles keeping you company during Future's reveal of the grave. Really offsets the chill.

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Kat W · December 25, 2023

everyone: talking about this dead guy they hate scrooge: haha i wonder what that's about

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Dino · December 25, 2023

My cat is in his last days, I am high and playing Tears of the Kingdom while being read this. Right now, I am at peace 💚 Thank you.

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Helen Looker · December 25, 2023

Thanks so much. I'm so familiar with the story but it was amazing to revisit the book itself as there turned out to be whole parts I'd totally forgotten. A wonderful way to mark the time of year.

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Rachel Henderson · December 24, 2023

Wow, this was so lovely to listen to! Thank you for channeling Gonzo at the end “… and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…” 😄

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TanjaK · December 24, 2023

Thank you, Sarah! I really enjoyed this.

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Amie Hanson · December 24, 2023

This has been so great! I had forgotten how great this book is and how much I enjoy Dickens. You kept me company while making apple pies this morning. I will get to watch Muppets Xmas Carol later today.

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Ari · December 24, 2023

Thank you so much Sarah, Carolyn, Miranda and Jamie :) ! Looking forward to listening to this half this afternoon, it’s getting me through an unwell Christmas! Happy Holidays everyone who made this happen, and everyone listening. Be gentle with yourselves! ♥️🌟

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Sneaker · December 24, 2023

What a perfect Christmas gift, thank you! Happy holidays

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Kiki · December 24, 2023

I'm sick this Christmas and I needed this! Thanks, Sara and happy holidays 💕✨️🌈

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Lizily · December 24, 2023

Thank you so much!

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Nicole F. · December 24, 2023

Thank you Sarah!

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J.R. Weisser · December 24, 2023

This made my evening!