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November 27, 2025

The First Thousand

Pi for the holiday

Accompaniment by Magpie Cinema Club

Comments (50)

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Elizabeth Sciore-Jones · October 31, 2026

This soothes my soul so throughly thank you!

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Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel · January 29, 2026

Wow

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Taylor Rosenquist · December 11, 2025

Girl, I’m on a road trip and this started playing. I was so confused 😭🤣

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Elizabeth Sciore-Jones · December 7, 2025

So calming. I want to put this in my sleep sounds. Very serious.

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Ramon Escamilla · December 7, 2025

I love it, thank you.

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Kathryn L Appleton · December 6, 2025

Also, I'm a liberal Catholic living in Alabama who appreciates your work so much. Trust me - we are here in our blue bubbles.

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Nicole Wagner · December 5, 2025

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO AND MY BRAIN IS VERY VERY PLEASED

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Hank Henry · December 3, 2025

Use numbers when you speak to me. 9 9 9 9 9... 8.

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Paige Emma · December 3, 2025

This is my type of humor. Thank you

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Keanu · December 3, 2025

The little interjections and change of pace were very enjoyable

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Biki · December 2, 2025

a m e n 🙏✨

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Mia Freiberg · December 1, 2025

I have loved asking my Sarah Marshall Hive if anyone’s on the patreon and saw the new drop - Sarah recites the 1st 1000 decimals of pi with stunning organ(?) accompaniment. hopefully you’ve gotten some new members as a result

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Candi Risk · December 1, 2025

This is the most relaxed I’ve felt in months

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Hannah Franklin · December 1, 2025

all i wanna do is get pi by the beach

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Perry · December 1, 2025

I thought this was going to be an episode about number stations.

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Toby Summerfield · December 1, 2025

Thanks, Sarah. This was calming and profound.

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Regina Marie · November 30, 2025

How do I put this on my white noise machine? 😂

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Katharina · November 29, 2025

I don’t know on how many you’re planning but please could you put them all in one file when you’re finished?

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Katharina · November 29, 2025

Love ❤️

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Al_Ma · November 29, 2025

Unbelievable. You can make a suite of numbers sound like a story. Incredible talent. Those 9s made me cry. ✨

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Valiaceae · November 29, 2025

love the dramatic title. love when it slows down in the middle. excellent work as always

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JennyWS · November 29, 2025

I thought this was going to be a recipe. Maybe it is?

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RFB · November 29, 2025

Maybe try playing it backwards? 😉

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Juliette · November 29, 2025

🥧♥️

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Lauren · November 29, 2025

Sarahhhhhhhh

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Alexyss · November 28, 2025

Perfection

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Paulie Paul · November 28, 2025

Thank you Sarah. And happy holidays.

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Heidi Webster · November 28, 2025

That background organ, it really ties the whole room together.

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Heidi Webster · November 28, 2025

I had a little ketamine and then this just randomly started playing in my earbud and it really had me all over the place emotion wise 😂 that was fantastic, thank you!

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ash · November 29, 2025

😹

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Ivy Pea · November 28, 2025

Oh god why am I crying

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Frédérique Merizen · November 27, 2025

Firstly: I like this, a lot. Thank you! 😊 And also: yesterday, pee. Today, pi. Tomorrow: ???

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Tasha · November 27, 2025

Sarah channeling David Lynch 🌹 and Terrence Malik

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Heather Woodford · November 27, 2025

There's a part of me that really believes Sarah is doing this from memory

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Jessica Kirsner · November 27, 2025

Hahaha happy Thanksgiving Sarah thanks for the pi

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Holly K · November 27, 2025

Oh I love you. Happy thanksgiving.

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oxy · November 27, 2025

at 1,5x speed it sounds like a distressing poem from the world’s last short wave radio <3

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Credence · November 27, 2025

New meditation just dropped

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Nomad47 · November 27, 2025

Who knew we needed this today? Sarah Marshall, of course.

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Not Cephas · November 27, 2025

a masterpiece

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Sailor Winkelman · November 27, 2025

delicious

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alli moulton · November 27, 2025

This is fantastic

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Christian Holdridge · November 27, 2025

As someone who likes to nap to podcasts- this is everything.

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Credence · November 27, 2025

I THOUGHT THE SAME

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Average Sized Fan · November 27, 2025

I would have to try it for like 50+ times, nice job

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muggelita · November 27, 2025

surprisingly relaxing

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Maxi Maill-ghoul · November 27, 2025

I love this so much!!

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Phi · November 27, 2025

What is HAPPENING😅

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Adrian Crowe · November 27, 2025

I have a largish family and will require 3.14159...+ pies Forever please

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Dyl O · November 27, 2025

Math but make it zen 😂