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July 29, 2026

Soyuz-23: Ice Fishing for Cosmonauts (w. Matt Lowne)

A secret military space station, a rookie crew, a flaky autopilot, insufficient batteries, a freak winter storm, and a frozen lake. We’re joined by space and KSP youtuber Matt Lowne to talk about Soyuz-23, the only water touchdown of a Soviet spacecraft and how it very nearly killed its entire crew. 

Check out Matt’s videos here!

SOURCES:

- Soyuz: A Universal Spacecraft, Rex Hall

- Salyut-5: The Last Military Lab, Anatoly Zak

- https://www.astronomy.com/space-exploration/soyuz-23-how-two-cosmonauts-almost-died-after-landing-back-on-earth/ 

FTL theme song by DJ Danarchy

Comments (7)

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Radio Free Covenant · August 21, 2026

"No, this is a spaceship!" "Cool story, bro."

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Noblese Oblahaj · August 7, 2026

You know your cosmonaut is sick when they keep hiding under the bed

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · July 31, 2026

....i could have sworn i left a comment that was the handshake between proton and mcdonald douglas of their motto being "we'll kill you"

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James Cézanne-Taipale · July 31, 2026

Are we human? Or are we listener? My ears are open, My back is sore.

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ThePallidMask · July 29, 2026

Oh no the soyuz tried to Wavedash the capsule

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Gareth Dennis · July 29, 2026

oh Damn. it's the guy from all my KSP videos.

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Casey O. Jones · July 29, 2026

I was gonna say, the Kevin Bacon numbers of my favorite things are lower than I thought.