July 13, 2023

adventures in odyssey rap

one of the "lost episodes" of adventures in odyssey concludes with a rap. it's hard to believe it's real, but it is, and it's one of the worst things you'll ever hear. this audio is hard to find so we tracked it down for you and are posting it here as a treat. enjoy

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n8 · July 23, 2023

they had to cut the other tom riley verse where he drops a hard r

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St. Leibowitz · July 14, 2023

NOW LISTEN THAT'S CALLED MOTHERFUCKIN BARS ... YOU KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT THAT

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Breathplay · July 14, 2023

given how supreme a bugbear it was i'm genuinely shocked to see 90s culture warriors attempting hip-hop *twice* (the other of course being "chores are the hands that squeeze my neck / the twisted metal from an emotional car wreck")

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · July 15, 2023

I'm so glad my name's not Melchizedek

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Leo Zachary Dickenson · July 14, 2023

This rap was the response to evangelical children disassociating I think

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The Cube of Orbus · July 14, 2023

That was so cringe I think that, while i listened to it, I died and then reincarnated into myself.......

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Dergon · July 14, 2023

If you boys don't open the next podcast with the "Open up your heart and communicate" line, then I'll RIOT! And by riot I mean I'll leave a milquetoast comment along the lines of, "Hey! You didn't do the thing!"

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TalkGibberish · July 13, 2023

I can only make 2 assumptions A: Whit totally cut the power on purpose to undermine whatever electric based activity the kids wanted to do B: the episode was "lost" because parents called in to complain about the corrupting influence of rap music.

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Non-Kosher Ian · July 14, 2023

I’m positive both must be true

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Luckie · July 13, 2023

When they all join in, you can really tell they rehearsed it twice maybe.

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Frontlinecaster · July 13, 2023

I've heard this before...somewhere. I had no idea this was where it was from.

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · July 16, 2023

did you come to the live show? we played it during intermission

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Christy Kilgore · July 13, 2023

Why have you done this

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'Bortion Scott Card · July 13, 2023

BARS

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No one said you have to live on Bob. · July 13, 2023

This is "Jesus Christ is my ******" levels of cringe, I love it. When everyone joins in it feels like an AJ sketch

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Workers' Lit · July 13, 2023

Banger

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john · July 13, 2023

Honestly thought this was a skit (please don't take this the wrong way, you guys are really funny)

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Teague Strekal · July 13, 2023

Greetings, urban youth... "Ohh, this isn't about Jesus, is it?"

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Em Jarrett · July 13, 2023

big Rappin' For Jesus vibes

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Zipzapzop · July 13, 2023

I’m ready to communicate

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BarFly · July 13, 2023

If there's one thing kids in the 90s went wild for it's references to Jacques Cousteau.

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Sergeant Hare Apollo · July 13, 2023

listened to all 3 minutes 42 seconds of this waiting for AJ and now I feel empty and sad 👍🏻

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Sergeant Hare Apollo · July 13, 2023

every single character has Blueface’s flow