April 26, 2023

84 - Everything's Coming Up Meltsner (feat. Josiah Sutton) [Whit’s Endless Summer 23]

Josiah Sutton (Mammonburg) trades the lads’ souls for pogs as they return once again to Odyssey to cover the trials and tribulations of making assumptions and the love life of Eugene Meltsner. Topics include homeschooling, total depravity, and whether or not everything is, in fact, coming up Milhouse.

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Mammonburg is a podcast about the terrible dystopia we’ve found ourselves in, and what four very online leftist Christians think we should do about it. Usually, the answer is just a depressed shrug and something about praying, but sometimes we have some insight.

Media Referenced in this Episode:

  • Episode #112: Curious, Isn’t It?

  • Episode #169: Hold Up!

  • Episode #254: Truth, Trivia, and ’Trina

  • Episode #260: Naturally, I Assumed

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Comments (18)

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Danielle King · October 12, 2026

How DARE you hit me with the McGee and Me theme music with no trigger warning?? I'm having Rube-Goldberg flashbacks.

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John Miller · December 8, 2025

the inflatable lifeboat bit is ripped directly from the dick van dyke show, i think they’ve done that several times throughout the run of the show

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oskar walter · September 24, 2025

"We have other displays for your enjoyment and instruction" --Whit (Hellraiser, 1987)

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TeamOP · August 5, 2025

Never thought Id find a fellow person that grew up on The Simpsons and Adventures in Odyssey besides my 7 siblings...lol

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mysti mole · February 4, 2025

telling the autistic baddie who asked you on a date to stop infodumping and that his friends probably think he's annoying. boo katrina booooo

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J · June 2, 2024

Bart Rathbone was absolutely wingmanning Eugene with those last quiz questions

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Elizabeth Power · April 29, 2023

I would have loved to see adventures in odyssey Cyrano! Excellent digression!

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All My Maidens · April 27, 2023

Brb writing erotic adventure in odyssey fanfic

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BrianAlflordIsGoodActually · April 26, 2023

aj's horny rampage continues

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BrianAlflordIsGoodActually · April 27, 2023

as we all know, brian is back, but is he back, pray tell, in pog form?

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the blurst of times · April 26, 2023

Josh on Mammonburg speaking his TBI into being

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · April 26, 2023

what did i say on that episode???

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Paula Sulpice · April 26, 2023

Omg, I never have met anyone else who has heard of Jonathan Park. You guys NEED to do a Jonathan Park episode

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Bruce · April 26, 2023

I've never been able to predict the next 20 seconds or so with more accuracy than when AJ learned about "inch high private eye". I felt profoundly clairvoyant

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Dergon · April 26, 2023

I read a lot of the books as a kid. I'm sure my main enjoyment wasn't reading about other kids having fun and building relationships because I was limited to seeing other kids a handful of hours each week. Yes, I was homeschooled lol

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By Tove! · April 26, 2023

Next time on Fancy Movie Time, Denzel Washington leads the allies in, "A Bit Too Far."

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No one said you have to live on Bob. · April 26, 2023

I need an episode about Homeschooling now. I need catharsis for having been a pedantic conservative tired of being asked "how do you socialize?" and being called "sheltered" (which I intensely was).

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By Tove! · April 26, 2023

Same. Also, if you were a 90s kid, the Internet wasn't really accessible to help you find other people and learn about the world.