45 - Whit Gets Racist (feat. Lev Novak) [Whit's Endless Summer #16]

So, I would argue that "Scorsberg" is an amalgamation of Scorsese and Spielberg. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Yall keep saying “Horus” and all I can imagine is a fucked up 40K demigod with daddy issues getting a proper biblical education… in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only Whit.

"the fleshwolf loves rock and roll and the dreaded turk rodney rathbone" so true i am always saying this

I thought the science curses were gamma radiation, phosgene gas and dioxins

Bob Demoss saying “Stick my dick in your mouth. Make that motherfucker cum.” Is the final straw for me never canceling this patreon

FYI, the thing Chicago is apparently named after is a type of leek (AKA a smelly onion) that is native to the area, though it’s somewhat rare nowadays. Chicago is where it is because it’s the only portage between a tributary of the Mississippi River and the Great Lakes, and after they built canals connecting everything, the route from the St. Lawrence River to the Mississippi goes through Chicago. (The railways followed the canals, and everything sort of went from there.) Because Chicago is a portage, it was indeed historically at least partially a swamp, though most of the swamps were drained or graded into lagoons and whatnot. (I grew up a stone’s throw from one of these scenic mosquito breeding grounds.) Anyway I remember hearing a while back that some fancy restaurant had found a way to source chikagou leeks, because of course they would.

Doing a close reading of Adventures in Odyssey in which Whit is unironically the main antagonist of the text

So stoked to head back to this freak town