April 6, 2022

29 - Alan Wake (feat. Jack Gilbert)

My name is Alan Wake. I’m a writer. Three podcasters and their friend, Jack Horton Gilbert, played through my story and talked about it for three hours. What followed was wild and dark and weird, even by my standards. Stephen King once said, “My wife and kids won’t touch a pizza with anchovies on it. But I like anchovies.“* I think about that all the time.

Jack’s Monologue:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbtRwqPlZKp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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*Greene, Andy. “Stephen King: The Rolling Stone Interview” https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/stephen-king-the-rolling-stone-interview-191529/

Comments (12)

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Pale Centaur · October 11, 2026

I love the "Into the Woods" stinger bit so much. Doesn't stop being funny each of the 20 times it's done in this episode. I cackled each and every time.

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Ms. Charlie · February 26, 2026

Last year, after relistening to this episode, I played through *most* of this game, since I'd gotten it in a Steam sale years ago. But I had to stop because this game genuinely GAVE ME chronic motion sickness. Didn't have any history of it before. I got so nauseated I *physically* couldn't keep playing, and I STAYED nauseated for WEEKS afterwards. 0/10 playing experience

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Sam · April 22, 2025

Love in the time of caldera

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The Cube of Orbus · February 16, 2024

On this being worse then Stephen King writing. The story this most reminds me of is 'The Langoliers'. Which has a detective writer (among several main characters) stuck in a horror, time travel/altered reality story. And......not the best story.

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S-lappin · December 29, 2023

Coming back to this post aw2 to post this tiktok that played in my head when you did the opening speech https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeYAgQmR/

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Autumn Cedar · February 2, 2023

So when are you guys doing Deadly Premonition?

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misterr · May 12, 2022

The average New Mexico man monologue was incredible

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All My Maidens · April 7, 2022

To me this game felt like someone trying to make silent hill 2 who did not understand why silent hill 2 is good. It felt like someone making a YouTube video about silent hill 2

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IranIraqIkea · April 7, 2022

Damn when did the Tiniest Country Boy become Irish?

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · April 7, 2022

The Tiniest Country Boy has always been Irish but his accent only comes out when he gets excited about trains.

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Bruce · April 6, 2022

guys the town is called bright falls... and the tv show is called... night springs... do you get it... the light is falling down and the night is going up... im sam lake...

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Bruce · April 6, 2022

oh thank god you hate this. its dogshit