"Everybody Comes to Grillby's"

Hey Worsties,

I had the idea for this right after we finished recording on Sunday and, in a feverish delirium, wrote, produced, and cajoled my friends into singing for it in time for the episode's release. I had an absolute blast making it and I hope you enjoy it.

(P.S.: There is no record of Dr. Samuel Bultch, D.D.S. ever playing Undertale, but, in one notebook scattered among his effects, the phrase "I want to smooch the skeleton" is written, I kid you not, on almost every page. With this knowledge, it is the opinion of all of us at the Dr. Samuel Bultch, D.D.S. Memorial Archive that we certainly hope he played Undertale.)

-TWOAPAJ's

"Everybody Comes to Grillby's"
Music by Toby Fox
Lyrics by A.J. Ditty
feat. David Armstrong as "Grillby", A.J. Ditty as "sans/Napstablook", Brian Alford as "PAPYRUS", Josh Boerman as "Flowey", and Hollis Beck as "Undyne/Alphys"

Grillby:
OH GRILLBY’S
SNOWDIN’S OWN
MICE GET CHEESE
AND SANS GETS BONE

sans:
huh?

Grillby:
OH GRILLBY’S
SUCH GREAT FRIES
YOU WON’T FREEZE!
AND NO ONE DIES

sans:
not in this timeline-

All:
OH GRILLBY’S
I AM SHOOK
BURGERS PLEASE
FOR NAPSTABLOOK

Napstablook:
Thank you!

All:
OH GRILLBY’S
READ THE SIGN
STUCK DOWN HERE
BUT WE’RE JUST FINE

PAPYRUS:
EVERYDAY
OUT THERE PATROLLING
BUILDING TRAPS
FOR HUMAN BOWLING

sans:
everyday
is just exhausting
making something
look like nothing

PAPYRUS/sans:
BUT WE KNOW WE CAN RELY ON
OLE GRILLBY’S TO KEEP THE LIGHT ON
PASS THE KETCHUP AND THE MUSTARD
SPRAY IT ALL ON UNDERCUSTARD!

All:
OH IT’S GRILLBY’S
YES IT’S TRUE
THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ME AND YOU
AND NO ONE’S GONNA TRY TO STAB  US
NO, NO ONE’S GONNA MAKE US DIE

SO COME TO GRILLBY’S
HAVE A BALL
YOU’LL FIND IT WEST
OF WATERFALL
THE CLIENTELE
SURE LOVES OUR BAR
IF YOU’VE HIT THE RUINS
YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR

PAPYRUS
(SIMULTANEOUSLY):
COME GET SPAGHETTI!
I COOKED SPAGHETTI
TRY MY PASTA AL DENTE
COME GET SPAGHETTI
I COOKED SPAGHETTI 
TRY MY SPAGHETTI TO-DAY!

PAPYRUS:
COME GET SPAGHETTI
I’VE COOKED SPAGHETTI
I EVEN PUT IT ON A PLATE!
COME GET SPAGHETTI
I COOKED YOU SPAGHETTI
THEN I CAN TAKE YOU ON A DATE!

Undyne:
EAT HIS SPAGHETTI
WHAT, YOU WANT CONFETTI?
I’M HEAR TELL YOU IT TASTES GREAT
IF I COME NEAR YOU
I WILL FREAKIN’ SPEAR YOU
SO RUN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

PAPYRUS:
(SIMULTANEOUSLY)
COME GET SPAGHETTI
YOU MUST HAVE SPAGHETTI
UNDYNE TOLD ME IT TASTES GREAT!
OR MAYBE DO A PUZZLE
YOU SHOULD DO A PUZZLE
NO YOU GO AHEAD AND I’LL WAIT!

All:
BARKEEP’S SMOKIN’
JUKEBOX BROKEN
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES OLE GRILLBY’S SING
THERE’S NO USE SITTIN’
AT YOUR HOME  KNITTIN’ 
AND WAITING FOR THAT OLD PHONE TO RING

SO HEAD ON DOWN
TO YOUR FRIEND GRILLBY’S
THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM
FOR JUST ONE MORE
UNLESS YOU’RE AIMIN’
TO DO SOME STRANGLIN’
THEN WE’LL SHOW YOU THE FIRE DOOR.

(the front door bursts open. Flowey stands in the doorway.)

Flowey:
GRILLBY’s sucks
Oh yes it’s true
Now Flowey’s come
TO MURDER YOU!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

sans:
uh...scuse me a second.

Flowey:
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, put me down!
What are you-

(The door closes behind them. We hear Megalovania just off-screen as Flowey gets the shit kicked out of him. Then, Sans reenters.)

sans:
looks like someone just put the metal
to the petal. 

(temmie hits a broken drum)

Temmie:
TEMMIE!!!!

Alphys:
(enterting Grillby's)
Hey, everyone.

Undyne:
Alphys!!!

PAPYRUS:
(SPEAKING)
YOU ESCAPED MY GUILT TRAP!!!

Alphys:
I heard there-there was talk of burgers?

Undyne:
If you’d like.

Alphys:
I would like that.
Th-thank you everyone.

sans:
hey, we gotta look out for each other down here
otherwise, we’re gonna have a bad time.
(singing)
here in the underground
you are not alone.
here in the underground
you are never alone

Undyne/PAPYRUS/Grillby/Sans:
HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
YOU ARE NEVER ALONE

All:
HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
YOU ARE NEVER ALONE!

sans:
it’s a beautiful day outside
and on a day like this
a kid like you
should be at grillby’s

(end.)