142 - Gerbert (feat. Devon and Trinket)
Devon and Trinket (Traditional Scrench) join the lads for some adventures in Christian puppetry as they dive into the rich tapestry of Bible stories and malevolent paint brush gods that is: Gerbert. Topics include UK children’s programming, the militarism of evangelical ideology, and the dangers of giving tuppence to birds.
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Media Referenced in this Episode:
Gerbert
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Commercial: “Binney Brush: The Lost Episode” feat. Matt Cox as “Binney Brush”
Comments (44)
Erhmagerbert
I often use a playlist of Brutal Moose videos as a sleep aid. His Gerbert videos are not in that playlist. I don't need that sentient nugget invading my nightmares
It took me *far* too long to realise that was an interstitial and I was fucking rolling with laughter
Seeing EIT and this podcast come together is basically all I need in life.
Brian’s never been more relatable for me personally than during the brief rant about respect for clowning, I felt that “I’m not doing a JOKE here” in my SOUL🙌🏻
If you've seen "I Saw the TV Glow", the look of Binney Brush is giving me big Mr. Melancholy vibes for some reason.... don't like that.
I hope moving swiftly past the relationship between CBN and Tatsunoko represents an intent to do a Superbook/Flying House episode in the future, because the story of that relationship (a successful anime studio obsessed with breaking into the American market, evangelists wanting to spread their ideology to a new nation) endlessly fascinating.
Also the English dub is fucking hilarious
Much like Brian Alford, Gerbert should be put to death.
oh man, puppet ministries. In Grand Rapids, there was a missions organization called MOSES. We did missions trips to mexico and would do puppets with a pre-recorded skit in spanish. I went on SOO many trips with them, and in retrospect, it was pure torture for me.
I have not thought about the secret life of toys for YEARS how DARE YOU
gerb your enthusiasm
I was NOT ready for the real actual energy of the brush guy.
I knew this fucker was real. I worked at RBC Ministries in Grand Rapids (Our Daily Bread now) as a broadcast intern and have stirring memories of puppeteers and Christian media.
Oh man, I normally know everything evangelical you guys talk about but Gerbert is new to me. Thank you for this 🙏
I shouted and laughed in the car when AJ said "at double speed the songs sound like Vampire Weekend"
I've never heard of Gerbert before. Is anyone familiar with the Donut Man or Quigley's Village? Those were my christian puppet shows growing up. I'd love to hear an episode on one of those
The Donut Man’s music is on Spotify in the US, listening to those songs awakens me like The Manchurian Candidate (for God)
AJ, I only know who Sandi Patti is because I have listened to too many podcasts and things about evangelicals. But you genuinely should look her up, she actually has a great voice and in a parallel universe would be excellent in musicals! She is apparently one of Kristin Chenoweth’s inspirations.
fun fact about that: sandi patti has a broadway standards album. her voice is well suited to r&h but she has no idea how to approach sondheim
I am convinced that this episode is just a two hour AJ sketch and that Gerbert never existed.
This made me rewatch one of the Brutalmoose gerbert vids and in it gerbert does sadly say he's adopted, which crushes the theories about the implied puppet human romance. However, it does shine a light on the struggles of a human parent raising a puppet child, which is a common but overlooked element of American culture.
I can't wait for next week's episode covering Greg the Bunny.
I had to go watch a Binney Brush compilation... The audio alone does not do it justice.
And by justice i do mean horror.
Any of the Boys' Bible Study hosts would make excellent TWOAPW guests. Just putting it out there.
the vile puppet
Fascinated also by this world where “special needs” meant poor. Like I’m about the same age as the hosts (I think) and it was firmly entrenched as an ableist slur for my whole childhood, if I remember correctly.
The psychic toll this episode has taken on me and I'm only 30 mins in
I really don't like that gerbert is the episode that finally made me subscribe.
i was in a youth puppet ministry for most of my time growing up. we went to an international puppet ministry convention called I-Fest. still got some old puppets at my parents' house
I got asked once to help with the singing puppets as a kid. I had an old man puppet with his arms sewn together so he could hold something, found a root beer bottle with the labels removed. Placed bottle in puppet arms and made him take a few swigs during the songs. I was not asked to help again...
Gerbert was gonna be the basis for the new season of Channel Zero but it was too scary and orange, so they canceled the show.
So we are getting the “Gerbert’s Ceaseless Patriotism Celebration” series right? Two episodes a month dedicated to evangelicals christian children entertainment.
Oh perfect I was just looking for something to listen to today while I take the bar off of a chainsaw
his family came over from Germany in 1919
As Mr. Kaiser's appearance was never mentioned I'll continue to imagine him wearing a pickelhaube and a huge mustace
So the Gerbert puppet has the same origin story as the Henry’s baby puppet from Eraserhead, just laying that one out there.
Oh... oh no. I had forgotten about this orange creature. Why must you remind me? :-D
I can't believe the anti-fabricated persons attitudes that they brought to this week's episode. Why don't they go full masks-off and call them socks? On a lighter note, watch Jim Henson's A Christmas Toy. Frozen toys can come back.
it’s honestly despicable, I should’ve known that this would happen when they decided to cover this topic without a single FP voice represented on the show
I lost it at "Gerbert wasn't created ... he was found"
The skit voice for the paintbrush was so close it took me a while to realize it was a bit
The Eschaton has Immanentized. Womp
