Bruce Wayne (separate)
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This physique is more in line with Absolute Batman lolol.
And then he proceeds to adopt an orphaned circus acrobat, and shortly after Batman just happens to have a new sidekick, and the first thing they do is hunt down the man who killed circus acrobat's parents. Not suspicious at all.
😂
I think Bruce should roll with it, wear a I AM NOT BATMAN t-shirt, go to the stupid celebrity Halloween parties in a Superman suit, troll the Gotham City Nextdoor postings with “I bet Batman doesn’t even know what foie gras IS!”, stuff like that.
I love the idea that the reporter just broke into Wayne's Manor for this interview and he just didn't even care.
“One more, Mr. Wayne. About those scars on your back?”
Those Russian supermodels at his yacht party don't trim their nails
Those dark eyes are just from all the partying he does
Not as bad as super man...I mean a guy puts on glasses and acts a little soft and everyone's like...Clark kent? Super man? Your crazy!
No one wonders why this playboy billionaire and Metropolis news reporter are built like greek gods I guess.
It's obviously just a normal guy
What? Next you'll say that crazy reporter over at the Daily Planet is Superman!
Why didnt the reporter ask about the bruises on his back? Is he stupid?
Would you?
What nonsense.