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September 3, 2025

Early Bird (separate)

I feel like I accidentally drew one of the taco restaurant brothers from that movie about the snail who races F1.

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Merissa Smith · September 6, 2025

As a parent to a teen boy I totally sympathize with this. The sleep force is strong in them. He can take Adderall and still pass out afterwards and sleep all day and night 🙄

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K. Pihla · September 5, 2025

I'm 40 and wake up barely at 1pm. 😆 I'm more nocturnal than early bird.

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Toby Leong · September 4, 2025

Maybe the dad should've used an example that his son would understand better, like THE EARLY PLAYER GET THE ROCKER LAUNCHER! 😈🚀🔫 LOL

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Savy M · September 4, 2025

🤣🤣🤣

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achengtsallis · September 4, 2025

I mean, he is speaking facts. 🐦🐛

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LadyArachne0529 · September 4, 2025

Turbo! My son loves that movie when he was little.

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Rachael Jokerst · September 4, 2025

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese 😂

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Porsche Duésnburg · September 4, 2025

Ah, the good ol' ominous countdown. Works every time... Especially when you hear that peculiar tone in your parents voice as they're counting down 🤣

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Miy Eterp · September 4, 2025

Ha

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Chanda Bahlo · September 3, 2025

I worked overnights for 14 years, and am more inclined to a nocturnal schedule. Nice to have someone stick up for us equally hardworking night owls!

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rae of sunshine · September 3, 2025

this is how it feels talking to my teenage niece

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Ahlnie · September 3, 2025

Being proactive tends to makes things easier though. I mean, would you even be tired if you went to sleep on time?

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Rachael Jokerst · September 4, 2025

I completely get what you’re saying but insomnia is a b****

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Renee Ondine · September 3, 2025

I completely relate for the need for more sleep.

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Hal 🔆 · September 3, 2025

Dylan it's 11 in the morning

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Renee Ondine · September 3, 2025

I feel that need for sleep.

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Emzy Higson · September 3, 2025

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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KatNap720 · September 4, 2025

I dunno about you, but I’d rather have cheese than a worm. 🧀>🪱

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Kasey · September 3, 2025

I feel you, Dylan. I just gave birth two weeks ago, I'm living that 5 more minute life big time right now.

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Znydragon · September 3, 2025

Both of those are me. Early riser for work days, sleep in on days off 😂

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Poot · September 3, 2025

snail who races F1...? TURBO MENTIONED 🐌🔥🔥

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Squeakerblue · September 3, 2025

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

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Lexy Wolfe (aka Pam) · September 3, 2025

I have lived these arguments in so many variations. So. Many.

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technotreegrass · September 3, 2025

I start work at 6 AM and people call me a fool because the night shift at my job get $2 more an hour after 8 PM.

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Toby Leong · September 4, 2025

No amount of money is worth the extra hours of sleep LOL

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Insurmountable Guardian · September 3, 2025

Turbo. Dos Bros Tacos! 😆

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Roni Juutilainen · September 3, 2025

Yay! Early bird here!

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Pet Foolery · September 3, 2025

And guess what? Everyone who comes late gets the exact same comic as you.