Vessel (separate)
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And then there's me who decided to study archaeology bc I was obsessed with the Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser as a kid 😂😂😂😂 lets open the coffin, read the book, take the lid off that jar...
It's dangerous to go archeology-ing alone. Take a friend and your trusty safety bag.
PUT. IT. BACK!!!!! TO BOMBOCLAAT!!!
"Wait, now it's telling me to break it open over your head..."
I mean, it's almost like someone buried it to keep it hidden...
So ur tellin me theres a chance!!
Put it in the bag and then put it back in the ground
They rolled a natural twenty in their wisdom save lol
Those are some genre savvy guys!
LOL
The smart thing to do
Watch horror movies, learn what NOT to do 😂
Communication is key!
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Quickest ending to any story 🤣
I mean, a thousand year old jar seems smarter than the guy who keeps telling me not to open it
And THAT is how you avoid starring in a horror movie or Stephen King novel.
And this is why this movie is a comic strip and not a summer blockbuster. Intelligent characters do not make for action-packed flicks.
The pot "Mistakes were made... I should have said nothing... till later.."
Someone learned self reflection in therapy, good for him
Nope! Nope! Stop talking! In the Bag!
I want a part 2 where Indiana Jones shows up saying this belongs in a museum, and these two guys need to convince him otherwise 😂
Noice that's smart 🤓, also Hollywood should take note as an example for intelligent characters.☝️
You wish the main characters were this smart in the movies
They'd be really short movies, though.
"What's that, evil-looking ancient vessel? I think it wants you to support Pet Foolery on Patreon for $1 a month"
“Hey! I asked for a horror movie, not a logical conversation! I want my money back! >:(“
I think they've seen "the mummy" before.
The two smartest people in any piece of fiction ever