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September 8, 2026

Why he's called "John"

We forgot his name and I (Anthony) quickly scanned through the episode and got to a character saying "my name is John." I didn't realize that character was the handsome suit-wearing man they talk to over the phone, and assumed it was the IBS chaperone (Mordimus Palaxar). We then spent the next ten minutes saying "John" over and over in ways that would have been bullshitty to re-record (both in terms of hassle and in terms of losing the energy of the room).

So instead, I recorded a perfectly camouflaged and unnoticable pickup to diagetically explain the name change.

Comments (21)

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Bean · September 8, 2026

I listened to the entire Safe Space for last episode a second time before I saw this

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zacH · September 8, 2026

Nailed it

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Austin Zearfoss · September 8, 2026

Truly the most creative genius of this generation

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Jonesy · September 8, 2026

Anthony who? I only know John

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Josh Dick · September 8, 2026

What pickup? 😏

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Crash Panda · September 8, 2026

I can't explain why, but I love this because it feels like something I would do during a math test in high school and I fucked up at the start of a major problem and gotta fix my work but I'm too tired and stressed to rewrite everything, so I just say "Nevermind, this is John"

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Saucey McBurgerpants · September 8, 2026

With out this update I would’ve never known that’s how smooth the granddaddy master is

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Bettybits · September 8, 2026

But... You said it wasn't a pick up ... Granddaddy master *gasp* lied to us??? Great episode though.

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Miklo1331 · September 8, 2026

John could be his middle name

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Killer Tomato · September 8, 2026

Could you retcon it further with a sci fi spelling like J’on or Jhan?

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Rodney Ross · September 8, 2026

That’s a lot of words for “I forgot”

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Kent Wong · September 8, 2026

I just finished the episode and I couldn't stop thinking about John/Mordimus Palaxar-gate this post came at such a perfect time

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Justin Beers · September 8, 2026

Wait there was a pickup? I didn't even hear a car in the episode that crazy

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Jordan Jameson · September 8, 2026

Love it. Now explain why he’s called “Will.”

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Crash Panda · September 8, 2026

We'd have to go to a college to figure that out. We just gotta make sure it's the right "campos".

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Smidazzle · September 8, 2026

I totally believed it was part of the episode not a pickup, that’s some crazy editing 🙏

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Sean McDonnell · September 8, 2026

He has always felt like a John in my heart

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Jacob Black · September 8, 2026

*Golf clap* splendid

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The Shortest John · September 8, 2026

Release the John cut! I could use some uncut John’s. I said what I said

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DMAN · September 8, 2026

We demand uncut john

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Thaddeus J. Spider · September 8, 2026

Delightful