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January 6, 2026

Shadowdark Ep. 1 - Trial of the Slime Lord

Will leads the Dads in a good old fashioned dungeon crawling RPG. There's an ooze-worshiping cult, unending darkness, and a gelatinous cube. What's not to love?

Let us know what you think of the map visuals and if you want more one shots like this - we're experimenting!

Comments (146)

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atakji · October 6, 2026

i love the visuals! and the game is so chaotic, its awesome!

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Ana Bishop · June 25, 2026

The map makes it feel like a video game and now I understand the appeal of dungeon crawlers

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bathroom light · June 1, 2026

I love this how fun

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CompletelyCleverName · May 7, 2026

this reminds me a lot of darkest dungeon i wouldn't be surprised if red hook was inspired by it lol

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Super Pops · May 5, 2026

Love this!

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Quinn · May 2, 2026

Is the video not working for anyone else?

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Thermapleblapplebloop · May 3, 2026

Yup, not working here either

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Taco Dragons · April 27, 2026

Is it just me or is this not loading for anyone else? Second is but this one won't play.

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MooRoo25 · April 25, 2026

The shadowdark episodes both play fine on Spotify but on here they both just stop working. This one at 5 seconds and the other st 1 minute 21.

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Drake Nuzzo · April 26, 2026

That's just on your end, bud

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Noah Banes · April 25, 2026

I think it’s great that we can see the combat this time around! I’d love to see it in more of your content🙏

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Georgia Steadman · April 25, 2026

i cannot handle will telling freddie he has to keep his voice and then instantly saying oh my god freddie when he does the voice

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Jalen Humphreys · April 24, 2026

At the time of listening to this there is an apology I want to hear Freddy voice, lol

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Joey · April 24, 2026

Map visuals are very fun! I appreciate them. Can't believe the Puddin' shout out, I miss them every day

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Kona Goodhart · April 22, 2026

Is this supposed to show up in the podcast feed? It's not showing up for me, so I only knew to look on Patreon because it was mentioned in the credits

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Michael Micek · April 22, 2026

Same for me. I was looking for the second episode, but can’t find it.

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Creekie05 · April 11, 2026

I kinda wanna hear you guys go through tombs of horror.

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Zilla · April 9, 2026

i am so excited for the next episode!!

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Wet Ceiling Sign · April 9, 2026

HOW DID I MISS THIS BONUS EPISODE 😭

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ShannyKrik · March 28, 2026

Can we pleeeeease play shadowdark again

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Hannah! · March 26, 2026

id' love more oneshots like this btw! so crunchy and silly and love the energy

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Hannah! · March 26, 2026

I love this janky little video its so charming and that nickelodeon floam was so silly

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Edoda · March 13, 2026

This is a ton of fun to listen too!

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Alexander Thorin · March 2, 2026

I love this. But the sound goes from L to R randomly. Abit annoying When you got headphones on

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Alexander Thorin · March 2, 2026

Nevermind. My headphones do this When I turn around for some reason

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Tess Petäjä · February 21, 2026

more please i love this

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · February 20, 2026

Please get Matt in here for the next one

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ScoopyOopyPoopy · February 20, 2026

So fun. I'd love to see you guys play around with Wanderhome - it's a beautiful cute game where you just straight up imagine the whole thing and do random stuff as cute animal characters. I know you'd all absolutely pollute the game but it'd be hilarious

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · February 20, 2026

I love Wills evil witch cackling laugh

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Leigh · February 5, 2026

This was great. I listened to it on my podcast app but I came here to check the visuals. If you do another I'd watch it instead of listen. Great idea and a fun episode! However, I was a little unsure if this was a video or not (because I just listen to every episode automatically in my podcast player) so it would be nice if the post was labelled [BONUS VID] or something like that. Not important, just would be nice.

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Nick Berre · February 3, 2026

I loved this

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ADoubleEgg · January 24, 2026

Kill essay kill essay kill essay

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Emma C · January 22, 2026

"So somebody peeing?" I love you Beth

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Pickle Pee · January 18, 2026

This episode encouraged me to buy the game, and play it myself, so thanks! Also, I'm hoping for more episodes of this. We need Matt Arnold in the game too, since he's the best at digging into mechanics.

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Irvin13 · January 18, 2026

who’s dick do i have to suck to get more KDM expisodes

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Curbature · June 21, 2026

I don’t know whose dick you sucked, but thank you for your service

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Bearonavirus · January 18, 2026

Rimar flirting with Aesee who sounds like a child is almost problematic to me

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Marissa Y. · January 16, 2026

(Spoilers) Freddie, who has had 3 characters die across 3 seasons: I'm always interested in disposable characters

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Marissa Y. · January 16, 2026

Also I'm sorrry "click clack" is SO GOOD for an alternative to Tiktok. I had to pause to get over how good that is.

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Gizmotep · January 15, 2026

So glad to hear there's more at the end and its not a one shot!

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Patrick Morris · January 14, 2026

How often does beth play some sort of influencer character in these bonus games. I just listened to them play honey heist and I'm starting to notice a motif

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · February 20, 2026

A lot lmao

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Horsebone · January 13, 2026

Can't wait to meet Erik

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Zon · January 13, 2026

I really like the map elements. Could anyone tell what map maker program Will is using here?

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Trotwood · January 15, 2026

+1

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Nikolaj Engborg · January 13, 2026

Yeah, gimme another shot of this!

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Alvin Bo Balvin · January 13, 2026

So fun! Can't wait for Erik and his pals!

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Grant Irey · January 12, 2026

love the map visuals!!!

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Big Ballz McGee 9001 · January 12, 2026

It's so quiet without Matt! Great record, I gotta try this game!

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btheist · January 12, 2026

matt was really quiet this episode

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PuppyCrusher · January 12, 2026

It killed me when Freddie was trying to run down the hall to see it for his next character and Will just giggling: “you can’t see, dude!” This would be awesome for an ongoing series like kingdom dad monster. Let us get some Will DMing, and it can just be a as needed when y’all need to shore up some content. Fun story: on roll20, there was an option for dynamic lighting so you can set the light sources and their range to show players how much they can see and where. I used it like ten years ago for an online game with some IRL friends. And it blew my mind how much less aggressive they explored when they could only see how far their characters see. The toons with our special racial vision were super timid. The one person with a torch went around a corner and left everyone else in near total darkness. They all kept together real close after that. It was beautiful.

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Nolan · January 11, 2026

No more OSr, esp without full cast. That being said, I will listen to anything you put out and your my fave crew ever

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RuthlessRa · January 11, 2026

I am a fan of the map! Very nice! Always excited for a random one shot

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Zachary · January 10, 2026

Love this! OSr can be so fun!! More!!!

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Grace Hansen · January 9, 2026

Love the one-shots! It’s missing that extra Matt flavor though 😭the Beth/Matt Combo is comedic gold.

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corundum liqueur · January 9, 2026

The video map is a great touch! Thanks! But I like that your descriptions are still primarily in the audio. I can check the map but I’m not reliant on the map for understanding storyline.

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Damana · January 10, 2026

I totally agree with this!

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Shaun_qb · January 9, 2026

This hit that Kingdom Dad Monster itch. I can't wait for the next one

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Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror · January 9, 2026

I love a character 0 gauntlet

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Corey Evans · January 8, 2026

Can’t wait for more of these!! Surprising how riveting it is - love the video work!

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Carey Evans · January 8, 2026

I had to do a triple take when I saw your name

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Luiska · January 8, 2026

This was so fucking fun haha. Can't wait for more! The map visuals were also really great. I put on the oneshot to have something play in the background and kept turning back to the video to see where on the map everyone was.

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MoonkFeesh · January 8, 2026

Ignore my comment please everyone, i swear this isn't spam lol, i just need to get this from my work computer to my phone real quick Deijon, Mystical attuned, brawler/lightfighter, Rage build Active Skills:, Dispelling Strike, Tempo Strike,Shortcut, Blink Strike, Side Swipe Intrinsics: Brawling(Creation delve intrinsic), Unarmed, Light armour, Tailoring, Dimensional magic Passives: Barbarian(in place of a star sign), Furious Blows(creation delve)

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Narrativerrection · January 8, 2026

Please more OSR delving. So much dungeon left to have sex in!

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Mythtakes Happen Podcast · January 8, 2026

I am immersed

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Damana · January 8, 2026

THE FLOAM JUMPSCARE (yes pls more virtual tabletop!)

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Lula Hiigel · January 8, 2026

This is why you don’t toke and dungeon crawl, kids! Fantastic 😂

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Nikko Peterson · January 8, 2026

More plsss

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FreakyBeeky · January 8, 2026

9 out of 10, FAR too many uses of the word "grope"

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Nolan · January 8, 2026

Freddie I love you

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lizardqueen6969 · January 8, 2026

"so no matt?" *jumps on skateboard and breaks it in half*

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Alb the Builder · January 8, 2026

Holy shit “reading the plaque on the plinth” to the rhythm of “look at the flick of the wrist” wtfffff that’s an all timer hahaha

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James Eames · January 15, 2026

Ooh that's what that was!

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Yan Giroux · January 7, 2026

More!!! Please :)

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HogeyBear · January 7, 2026

I always love seeing the length of these and summarizing them as "They went through 3 rooms, started erp'ing, and each dived into a jello cube and died."

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Órla · January 7, 2026

This makes up for how much I miss KDM

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Arthur Williams · January 7, 2026

I want more!! This was unhinged!!

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Blupengu · January 7, 2026

Would definitely love to see more of this! At least the level 0 map 😂

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D3monicWolf · January 7, 2026

I LOVE the visuals!

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drmimms · January 7, 2026

I laughed so hard -- loving everyone's character (and narrator) voice choices, and the ending was inevitable and hilarious.

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BigNovaKane · January 7, 2026

This was amazing 👏

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The Void · January 7, 2026

I really enjoyed this as an interlude. It was fun to hear you guys just goof around a bit after the very high stakes gameplay of the season 3 finale. I could definitely listen to a few more episodes of this :D

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Hampus Siöland · January 7, 2026

Yeah, we definitely want more of this. Here's hoping that Mat can help them along a bit! Also agree with the person in the comments saying that this needs an audio only version as well. Map's great, though.

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JD · January 7, 2026

This is absolutely incredible

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Lukeoftheirish · January 7, 2026

Will we ever get a Monster of the week mini series, I think the rules and Beth’s love of Buffy would work well with how you people play

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Zephyr Atkins-Mitra · January 7, 2026

love this!! please do more! hope they survive longer next time!

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Raiguire · January 7, 2026

YES ive been wanting some sort of visual game board content. So happy rn

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SonOfABoofo · January 7, 2026

Have they played Heroquest? Because if they haven’t, they should play Heroquest

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Flufflecat · January 7, 2026

Had a dream that anthony died and they announced it on the patreon, by saying that he outgrew his tank and died because he didn't have enough room to swim around anymore. Pretty sure I was actually dreaming about someone's pet arowana but I'm glad that my dream was wrong either way

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Melinda Gustafson · January 7, 2026

Would definitely love to see more of this!!

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Jenna · January 7, 2026

this was so fun!!!

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Benjamin P Parson Gomberg · January 7, 2026

Love Will trying to be inclusive with referencing Gygax’s “guys gals and nonbinary pals”, but Anthony was right. Gygax shouldn’t be included there, he was a huge misogynist POS who directly wrote sexism into his games and would have thrown a tantrum at having women at the table. Much of what people enjoy about DnD didn’t even come from him; he was an enormously adversarial DM whose main focus was war game style dungeon crawling and who scoffed at the concept of role playing. Not saying we should write him out of the history of the game since he did play a huge role in its formation, but we don’t need to try and make him some progressive even for his time. Like you wouldn’t talk about Lovecraft being at the forefront of race relations. We don’t need to try and smooth out the flaws of these people. The diversity and inclusiveness in DnD is directly against what someone like Gygax wanted. The fact that it has become associated with those values is progress that the people in the hobby have worked hard to improve and shouldn’t be credited at all to someone like Gary Gygax.

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Brock Anderson · April 24, 2026

Get a job

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ZebrAlpha · January 7, 2026

Freddy - I loved the it's just a door when he called it a jar. Nobody noticed and that's a crime.

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Noelle Bartley · January 7, 2026

I assumed the door was “ajar” lol

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Eric Willey · January 7, 2026

As an "Eric" I appreciate the representation.

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Aaron Sawatzky · January 7, 2026

Love Shadow dark! Definitely would love more OSR style games. I think lethal systems/games suit you guys so well, just look at kingdom dad monster. Also the visual component was very fun where you can mostly listen but occasionally glance at the map to clarify when necessary.

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Aimee Biggerstaff · January 7, 2026

Omg yesssss more pls

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PuppyCrusher · January 7, 2026

I like this a lot. Was cool to be seeing the table with y’all.

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Ace Hutson · January 6, 2026

Damn, matt was prettu quiet this episode

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Dustin Raymond · January 6, 2026

MATT.... wh..where is Matt???? 20 dollars well spent but still...I feel like im not getting 100%...besides as the funniest guy on the podcast lol

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ChaosBear · January 6, 2026

Matt

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Waywardscientist · January 6, 2026

Thank you role play perverts, thank you 🙏 five+ dollars well spent

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Drednot · January 6, 2026

At first I felt bad for Matt being left out. Now I'm jealous

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the chompie man · January 6, 2026

So quiet without matt

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Michael Miller · January 6, 2026

Virtual Tabletops are always a nice addition.

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Gmork · January 6, 2026

Not sure if I want more one shots "like this" specifically, but definitely keep experimenting w one shots of all kinds of different games. Criminal Mines and We're Doomed and Pokémon Go to the Polls were great 😀

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Country Mac · January 6, 2026

Yessss! I'm so excited!!

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Nathaniel Gibson · January 6, 2026

20 seconds in and Will’s already being interrupted, this is the banter I’ve missed! 🙏

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Aaron W · January 6, 2026

Oh frickin frac yes, Shadowdark - I can't wait to hear this one. I've run Trial of the Slime Lord a couple times and even made & ran a sequel for my home game. I can't wait to witness the Dads' spin on this. Aaaaah!

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Nude Tayne · January 6, 2026

This is like if the movie Friday took a dark turn but everyone was too high to notice.

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D20to1 · January 6, 2026

17 minutes in and I finally say "Where the fuck is Matt?"

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Jam Jamothy · January 6, 2026

i appreciated the map, and i hope yall do some more of these it was quite fun

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AaronDarkblade · January 6, 2026

Going into the pool of bones and leaving the torch bearer behind is the craziest move 😂 Horror movie protagonists.

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LilacIris · January 6, 2026

This was great! Also I would love to see y'all do "goblin quest" at some point 😁

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O. A. Wilde · January 6, 2026

The April 2020 MBIC was Goblin Quest :)

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IamSparloo · January 6, 2026

In a way isn’t the slime also an influencer and they just have more followers than Beth ?

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Danny · January 6, 2026

But yes please keep going until they get through it

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Andrew Worthington · January 6, 2026

Damnit Freddie! I knew you were gonna uwu

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DubiousDank · January 6, 2026

More videos plz love this

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Alex Monson · January 6, 2026

What interactive mapping tool is this?

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SoZettaSlow · January 6, 2026

It looks like roll20 but I'm not sure

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Sean · January 6, 2026

Love this!

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Borscht Bill · January 6, 2026

The dangers of getting debilitatingly high before a record

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Danny · January 6, 2026

Can we pitch in to get Freddy voice acting lessons, but get him a coach that will specifically get rid of his uwu voice?

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Marissa Y. · January 7, 2026

I would pay more for Patreon if this were an option 😂

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Arthur Williams · January 6, 2026

Electric BastionLand was so fun!!!

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Cain Morgan · January 6, 2026

You can tell when Matt isn’t in the game it just gets horny and unproductive

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Cain Morgan · January 6, 2026

I want more though

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Mitch Patmagrian · January 6, 2026

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yeswecanada · January 6, 2026

Shouts outs Electric Bastionland. Beth's character in that was dynamite

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Caitlyn Stecker · January 6, 2026

Thank-you, Daddies

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Emily L · January 6, 2026

Ok I'm also here for Freddie's young and dumb voice 😂

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Emily L · January 6, 2026

I am here for Anthony's psuedo scam likely voice 😂

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Louis Frohock · January 6, 2026

You know. I liked this. I’d try it.

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Kyle Dawson · January 6, 2026

Visuals are great, however an audio only version so I don’t have to download a video to listen offline would be appreciated as well

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BluLibrarian · January 6, 2026

Agreed!

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Carlina Howell · January 6, 2026

I want to give you guys feedback but yall are so genuinely funny together thay there is literally nothing you guys could make that I wouldn't be entertained by 🫶

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Baijo · January 6, 2026

The visuals are so neat this is so cool

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Ryan · January 6, 2026

Oh my God, finally, some creator put something out since Christmas! It has been a vapid wasteland of auditory, rot…

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George Fisher · January 6, 2026

Fuck yeah

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Daniel Calhoun-Munster · January 6, 2026

YESSSSS!!!!! ITS BEAUTIFUL

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Solaire · January 6, 2026

yess i love the visuals

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withinmyself · January 6, 2026

Fucking neat!!

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Trey Arroliga · January 6, 2026

PEAKKK

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Kim Jacobsen · January 6, 2026

Lets go!!!!