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March 27, 2025

[BONUS] WOULD Episode 1: Dragon Age

Amanda Schuckman (Sons and Sonsability) and Anthony Burch (gay porn) rank all of the characters in Dragon Age based on who they would most like to have as a boyfriend. Based off this Kotaku article, this is the first episode of what might be a series (if anyone listens to it and likes it), or it might be the only version of this concept you ever get.

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Wiggles MD · July 23, 2026

Listening to someone talk about their love for dragon age is so nice. It’s my favorite game series of all time 😭💕

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IslandGrinch · June 30, 2026

OMG THE GILMORE GIRLS PULL I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY

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zNat · June 28, 2026

The Loghain slander kills me. If you recruit him and actually try to get to know him, you don't have to read the book to understand why he hates Orlais specifically and is so focused on ensuring that they never occupy Ferelden again. Give my favorite dilf a chance, he'd be A+ boyfriend material... as long as you're fine with playing second fiddle to Maric and Ferelden.

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Elizabeth Brenum · May 1, 2026

I had fun listening to it!

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Zamboni · March 19, 2026

My only problem with Alistair is that only human females can be queen. I forget if mages are also not able to be queen but dwarf warden all the way so

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Dump Daze · February 11, 2026

I liked this, did they ever end up making more?

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Julian Leal · February 4, 2026

Anthony’s opinion on Cassandra is crazy wrong lol

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Sata Prescott · January 13, 2026

Weirdo and pervert here who enjoyed the fuck outta this.

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Katherine Payne · January 8, 2026

I love this so much. And delighted there is a second episode! Couldn't agree more about Jack, crucial to my bisexual awakening. It felt like Bioware broke my gaydar.

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Heather · December 2, 2025

Disclaimer, I've only played Dragon Age 1 and 2, and got maybe 30% into Inquisition. But as a Domme, Alistair was definitely the top choice for me (he literally makes you a Queen) and it hurt my heart to see him dismissed as boring. Sweet, dorky and lets you make all the decisions is kind of my type lol I think I'm also salty because sub girls get an explicit Dom character in Iron Bull and I'm out here scavenging for crumbs trying to find submissive-coded male characters, because the options are limited.

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Shane Bierbaum · October 27, 2025

Also why not turn this into like a March madness version where at the end of the series you just take all the ones that won and then put them 1v1 against eachother until you have an MVP

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Shane Bierbaum · October 27, 2025

Hey so like what about best horror films version like Terrifier, the clown or David Warwick’s the leprechaun

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Miki · October 19, 2025

My girlfriend and I stayed up an extra two hours to listen to this, she loves Dragon Age as a core to her identity and I have never played or consumed anything Dragon Age. Make more. She wants you to do women of Dragon Age 2

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Wemf · October 14, 2025

Back in the day, I got so invested in my relationship with Alistair that on my first playthrough when he broke up with me because I didn’t do his side quest right and he wouldn’t let me be his side piece, I reloaded back and lost about 8 hours of playtime. I’ve never been that invested in a romance story before lol

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Zenabel · October 3, 2025

For what it’s worth, I’ve never played Dragon Age or even really seen gameplay, and I really enjoyed this! I just love hearing people talk about their passions

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Myron Ethan Reynolds · September 18, 2025

Are we thinking borderlands would be a good pick for this show ?

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Yader Vargas · September 17, 2025

Hello i listened to this with my friend recently with my friend and he adored it >< But we both desperately agree we would love a Girlfriends ranking aswell for this and mass effect after listening to this! Especially needing Amanda's insight!! Love you!!!

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Natalie Oulman · September 16, 2025

Amanda and I living the same Blackwall->Cullen pipeline fantasy!

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Natalie Oulman · September 16, 2025

LOVE

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Nicole The Noodle · September 14, 2025

You could do a date everything episode?

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SenorBumFace · December 31, 2025

I would love this!

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Marissa Y. · August 29, 2025

Every time I start to doubt that this podcast was made in a lab specifically for me, y'all release something that is so catered to my niche interests that it's actually astounding. (If you guys do this again, I'd recommend Mass Effect simply because I want to see where y'all stand on the Kaidan/Garrus debate)

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Meryl Chills · August 23, 2025

Please do more!!

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Jadea Blair · August 15, 2025

Iron bull is the only correct answer

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Ashley Hershey · August 4, 2025

Have I ever played Dragon Age? No. Did I even know what Dragon Age was before I came across this? No. Did I listen to this entire episode and would I continue to listen to Anthony and Amanda talk about anything endlessly? Yes.

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Honey Debelloc · July 17, 2025

Just another comment to say I loved this and would definitely enjoy more!

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Trevor T · July 6, 2025

This was great to listen to while cooking, even though idk much about dragon age. What about an episode on Rune Factory?

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Rob Wes · June 27, 2025

Yeah this rules

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Ana Bishop · June 23, 2025

Amazing idea for a podcast! Fun talking about video games and cute boys but also interesting discussions about relationships :)))) and ofc Anthony and Amanda are just perfect :))) and hilarious :)))))) Please make this a podcast! Idek anything about dragon age but I had a great time :) WOULD listen 10/10

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Crazy Man Games · June 20, 2025

Keep it going, I already love where this has started from

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Kat Futoransky · June 9, 2025

oh no is this about to make me play dragon age for the first time……

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Rebecca S · June 9, 2025

Anthony and Amanda - do you think you’ll do more of these? 🙏here’s hoping🙏

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Mitchell Crispi · May 27, 2025

I am so sad that this is about a franchise I’ve never played because I WOULD listen to this about so many different franchises

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Mitchell Crispi · May 27, 2025

Okay after listening to the episode despite not having played any Dragon Age I’d like to confirm that it doesn’t matter at all and I would listen to this about any franchise just to imagine great boyfriends

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Hez · May 17, 2025

This is such a fun episode (I'm late!) but you're both soooo extremely wrong about Taash bc theyre hyper obnoxious and I'd honestly rather them be cis at this point. I've been an open and out NB for 15 years and I truly wished I could purge them from my party. Their writing was BADDDDD

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cstiney · May 15, 2025

This is my favorite cross over, love it

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Callum Laughlin · May 4, 2025

110% would listen to this as its own podcast or as a daddies bonus series!

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Daniel Calhoun-Munster · April 25, 2025

Nah these are super fun I would love this as movie characters in certain movies

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Lolilolla · April 24, 2025

Solas will forever be my best bald boy 😔✋ i will not tolerate solas slander

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Kenyon Bixby · April 24, 2025

I would love to hear more of these. I know it’s a shot in the dark but I would loooooove to hear one of these on the Fire Emblem romances

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ScoopyOopyPoopy · April 24, 2025

Please let's see skyrim, stardew valley, and like minecraft mobs haha🙏 this is so good

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Dani Chalus · April 23, 2025

Listen. When I saw this notification I lost my goddamn mind. This is everything I could ever hope for.

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Ionic Pentameter · April 23, 2025

I loved this and hope to see more. Iron Bull is empirically the correct choice, so nicely done. Skyrim, Stardew, Baldur's Gate obviously. And of course the femmes of DA.

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Ionic Pentameter · April 23, 2025

Oh, and Assassin's Creed Valhalla 😁🥵

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kenster · April 23, 2025

devastated when Zevran got eliminated but he never stood a chance against the Iron Bull

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Sunny shine · April 20, 2025

The next episode should be homestuck 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 I scream from the super mega pervert corner

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Nasse Williams · April 18, 2025

Listening to this made me realize that I am exactly the type of pervert to be playing this game lol

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Rachel Barkalow · April 17, 2025

This was so much fun to listen to despite having no prior knowledge of Dragon Age. Lovely dynamic and I personally would adore if you both covered Baldur’s Gate.

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Kendall Hale · April 16, 2025

SUCH GREAT TASTE 😍🙌

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Tara · April 16, 2025

As a forever Fenris Stan that recognizes his angry boy tendencies I'm grateful and pleasantly surprised that he even made it to the top ten

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saturnsage1 · April 15, 2025

More horny content is always welcome. As someone who romances everyone maybe ranking ideal partner material to include some more ladies?

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Isaac Bols · April 15, 2025

I like the idea of a rotating guest that picks the cast of characters that could be potential boyfriends.

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Turaqu · April 15, 2025

I did not know that what I needed in my life was Anthony talking about boys

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Kora la Bora · April 14, 2025

As someone who romanced Cullen and loved every minute of it, him being in the top 5 is not great. He went on a murder spree of mages after DA:O and before DA:2. Sooooo.... Maybe not the best boyfriend material

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Amanda · September 24, 2025

We all make mistakes.

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · April 13, 2025

Enjoyed it

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Morgan Collins · April 10, 2025

Absolutely more of this. It was a lot of fun

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David Levcovitz · April 9, 2025

I need the Mass Effect ranked list immediately

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Tegan Vickers · April 12, 2025

No literally

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vintage_rpg · April 9, 2025

This was so fun and a very cool concept <3 The gasp I let out when Anthony said he didn't spend any time with Fenris, who has such an incredible arc. Would love to hear the Mass Effect assessment, or Baldur's Gate 3!

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Devin Allen · April 8, 2025

Next episode about Army of Two characters

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Octavia MacIsaac · April 8, 2025

Loved this, don't know a thing about dragon age but will listen to whatever you put out

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Kerrigan · April 7, 2025

Love this series already so much. I would love to hear about Skyrim and Fallout companions, femme Dragon Age ranking, and literally any other ranking of partner material

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Anthony Monachino · April 7, 2025

Do any topic, as I am happy listening to the back and forth.

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Emily · April 6, 2025

I'm only video game adjacent, but I still really enjoyed listening to y'all be nerdy and horny

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Sean · April 6, 2025

I need more plz. Never played Dragon Age. I just love listening to you discuss relationship goals and fantasies. Certified freak. This was great.

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GC · April 6, 2025

I need more of this. I'm ten minutes in so I have more of this but I need MORE of more of this. I beg with tears in my eyes for another episode

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Jay Oak · April 6, 2025

Pleeease do a Skyrim one, but everyone is just bad boyfriend material because almost every character is just an amalgamation of terrible traits 😂 Although at least Ulfric would be waiting on you in the mornings, waiting every day to greet you with "hey, youuuuu 👉👈 you're finally awake"

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Aine Mulligan · April 5, 2025

Amanda and Anthony just riffing together? SOLD. I don't even need to hear it all. ANOTHER! (and obviously of course I listened to it all, it was great 😁)

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peachie keane art · April 5, 2025

Raking dragon age boyfriends is so specifically my shit how did you know

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Chel Ether · April 5, 2025

I would LOVE another episode of this for ‘best girlfriend’. Also for Mass Effect. I enjoyed this IMMENSELY

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Eddy B · April 4, 2025

One for FF7 please

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Magnus Magnesia · April 4, 2025

Ooh, more please! I'd love rankings of the fellowship from LOTR, and any pre-Enterprise Star Trek crew.

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Amelia Sabinske · April 4, 2025

What I wouldn't give for a fire emblem version of this (mostly just for blazing blade)

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Erin Nichol · April 3, 2025

More.

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Pandoris Nova · April 3, 2025

Amazing episode, thank y'all for revalidating my love for Cullen and Bull. I'm am begging for a DA girlfriends episode because more people must be exposed to the Josephine romance

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Shane Compton · April 3, 2025

I “would” continue to listen as long as there’s a borderlands episode

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TheAnntagonist · April 2, 2025

Have I ever played a Dragon Age? No. Am I deeply here for basically salacious gossip about fictional characters from very funny people who are down bad? Give me a whole series yesterday

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Leah Somethingsomething · April 2, 2025

I mean, all your takes on da are objectively WRONG but I’m just happy to hear Amanda back again.

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lizardqueen6969 · April 2, 2025

Lol you guys should do a BG3 episode of this and bring Neil back

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Cory Mofield · April 2, 2025

I need a girlfriends of dragon age

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Kora la Bora · April 14, 2025

Yes yes yes

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Jennifer W. Spirko · April 2, 2025

An absolute delight! I hope you do more!

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Jewel Bryant · April 2, 2025

Best quote "Mass Effect is for dweebs and Dragon Age is for perverts" clearly identifies why I love Dragon Age and couldn't get into Mass Effect and while my husband was the opposite...I'm going to go read my smut now lol

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alpha reaperion · April 2, 2025

I absolutely need to hear you guys' opinions on Mass Effect, i hold true to the Maxim that Kaidan is horny drywall that takes any interaction as flirting

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Daniel · April 2, 2025

This is actually a fun and analytical deep dive into the characters of the game and also why they are bangable, I would love to hear more!

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Arthur Williams · April 2, 2025

Well I play both Mass Effect and Dragon Age Anthony!! What do you call that!?

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Ella Cecere · April 2, 2025

Love the idea but I wish yall had included the female characters too!

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Joey OConnor · April 2, 2025

I need this for mass effect

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Ian Evans · April 2, 2025

This was great. You got me just sitting here just imagining lives lived with Emmrich and Iron Bull.

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Lachlan Topp · April 1, 2025

Would

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Margaret Turnbull · April 1, 2025

Never played dragon age but I would listen to HOURS of this

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Mikey Fresch · April 1, 2025

This is right up my alley, loved the first game and def gotta play some more now after hearing about all the other dateable guys! Please do more of these!

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Rob Gibbons · April 1, 2025

I feel like the only person to have romanced Taash!

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PhoenoFox · April 1, 2025

Haven't played a lick of dragon age games. Regardless, I thought this was a really fun and engaging listen! Anthony and Amanda make a great pair and do a great job describing the characters and their history. as a bisexual I'd definitely enjoy getting the ladies' side as well, but I'm gonna enjoy regardless. In short, I WOULD love more of this!

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Cassidy Wichowsky · April 1, 2025

I’m so vindicated; I’ve been arguing for 10 years that the Iron Bull is the best romance in the franchise

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Rebekah · April 1, 2025

Sooooooooo when do we get more????

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Kalliope · March 31, 2025

Came to me in my time of need 💞 please do more!!

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OvercaffeinatedPsycho · March 31, 2025

Please do more!! Never played the game, but so invested, gunna sit down and watch some play throughs rn lol

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Will C · March 31, 2025

Give me some Witcher horniness!!

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Kat Lewis · March 31, 2025

More of this please!

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Hannah · March 31, 2025

Amanda is 100% correct. The Iron Bull, baby!!!!!!

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Jena Dittus · March 31, 2025

I restarted Dragon Age because of you guys. Please do Mass Effect next I NEED to hear your thoughts.

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Hannah · April 18, 2025

I’m replaying now too!!

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Jesse Gobin · March 31, 2025

I know nothing about Dragon Age, that being said I listened to the entire episode enjoyed it and I am looking forward to a world I am more familiar with. -Thanks for being awesome!

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Maggie (not a witch) · March 31, 2025

I sent this to my friends that have OPINIONS. I have only played Veilguard and romanced Bellara, who can do no wrong. I now need a Baldurs Gate one

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SuperNerd Che · March 31, 2025

I’ve never played but would pick Dorian bc he’s hot and civil rights oriented

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Tara · March 31, 2025

I didn't listen because you said I wouldn't get it if I didn't know dragon age but I love the concept so much and I'd definitely listen to one where I know the characters! Y'all are both funny and charming and everything you do is magic

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Luke Schultz · March 31, 2025

Ok I love this, need Mass Effect, fallout next haha

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Kelly · March 31, 2025

Cannot wait for an episode based off of the best boyfriend of the judicial system of the United States of America and all supreme Court leaders alive or dead

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Jackie · March 31, 2025

I'm sorry, but I totally disagree about Varric cheating. That's not the kind of guy he is -- if anything, he's TOO loyal to his partner! If you could bag Varric, that dwarf would be ride or die for you. Apart from that, great opinions! This was really fun to listen to!

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Jasper Ririnui · March 30, 2025

I thought Spite only looked away with Neve, th wings come out when you fuck Lucanis implying Spite is around? But I still agree with Amanda, I wanna like Lucanis more but he's boring as hell

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MarOnMars · March 30, 2025

All my homies hate Solas

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Mason · March 30, 2025

If I don’t get more of this inside me a will lose my fuckin mind, please do more of this

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smeeth · March 30, 2025

This was fun :D would like to see more in diff universes

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Keekat Creations · March 30, 2025

This was such a great listen!! I'd also love to hear more of everybody's opinions on Buffy, as someone who both enjoys the series and despises the writing.

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Morgan Cameron · March 30, 2025

Love this idea!! Great episode, I’d love to see more

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Tannictor · March 30, 2025

This was very entertaining and made me want to go back through and play them all. More please!

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Jessica S · March 30, 2025

"Mass Effect is for dweebs. Dragon Age is for perverts." Damn Anthony is calling us out. Explains why I couldn't get into ME though

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Ellena Tilden · March 30, 2025

Love this, would love to see (or listen to) more of this!

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Jessica S · March 30, 2025

Kotaku didn't piss me off because they treated my boy Zevran so well. I'm so glad Amanda understands how wonderful he is too 🥰

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Victoria Scott · March 30, 2025

Well, I now need to go play Dragon Age. Please keep making these - Had a great time listening 😄

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Mordecai · March 30, 2025

I absolutely loved this, tho I am a major dragon age fan like humongous I'm in deep on all the lore. This was a delightful listen and would love more!!

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BRG · March 30, 2025

I really enjoyed this! Amanda and Anthony have the cattiest energy together. I WOULD listen to as much of this as y'all want to make.

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BRG · March 30, 2025

Dream Daddy??

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hotgirlkisser · March 30, 2025

if i dont get a WOULD: stardew im going to die

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sleepyone2three · March 30, 2025

I knew nothing about Dragon Age going in and now am convinced I need to play it. I also desperately more of this series! Please give me more fictional boyfriends to pine over 🙏

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Scarlett✨ · March 30, 2025

Never played Dragon Age but this was very entertaining! Definitely want more

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Alli · March 30, 2025

I know nothing of dragon age and this was fun

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Clay Steenbergen · March 29, 2025

PLEASE make more of these

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Lawrence Wilde · March 29, 2025

“if you haven’t played dragon age you might want to skip this” this whole episode convinced me was that i need to play dragon age and that yall need to make more episodes of this

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David Beagle · March 29, 2025

have never played anything in dragon age and still enjoyed this. would love to see this become a series

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Megan Stewart · March 29, 2025

This was so fun! I only played inquisition but it was enough to enjoy this thoroughly lol

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Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat · March 29, 2025

I was concerned going in, but as soon as Anthony exclaimed “fuck that egg” I knew we were in for a good time. I have to disagree on opinions of Davrin and Lucanis, but, people can be wrong if they want to be lol.

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jawnster · March 29, 2025

I would def enjoy this if it were about a franchise I knew! Good luck

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Keith Rodriguez · March 29, 2025

Please make more, love hearing Amanda pop up

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Dump Daze · March 29, 2025

The "...and Anthony Burch (gay porn)" had me in stitches 🤣

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James Curtiss · March 29, 2025

I listened during work, now I wanna play the dragon age series, as a straight male 🤣

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holy duck · March 29, 2025

DO IT, it’s a sign🌀

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Dom🌸🌸 · March 28, 2025

LOVE THIS NEED MORE RAHHH!!!

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Daina Scully · March 28, 2025

i’ve never touched a video game in my life but i still enjoyed this!!! it was fun and made me interested in the video game. i will not ever play it because i am not a gamer but i do now feel that i know what dragon age is and who some of the characters are and it was fun just to listen to yall talk about it all!!

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Honey Debelloc · March 28, 2025

Love this pair and this concept! Would love to see DA girlfriends too! Or stardew valley maybe next?

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Ajz0626 · March 28, 2025

This is awesome. Loved it

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Kylie Martin · March 28, 2025

As a hardcore Iron Bull fan, so happy I'm not the only one! My precious man!!! My sweet cheese!!!

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Erin · March 28, 2025

No idea what Dragon Age is but I am seated

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Creekie05 · March 28, 2025

Are you going to do the other companions?

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Rogzilla · March 28, 2025

Love the concept and both Anthony and Amanda (always excited when she’s on the podcast). I do agree that, as someone who didn’t play Dragon Age, I was pretty lost. Might have worked with a video component, even if it was just a slideshow created after the recording. But do something like Mass Effect or another game I’ve played and I’d be super invested, even without a video.

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Jakob Lichtenfeld · March 28, 2025

I enjoyed this one, would be down to see more.

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Dan Williams · March 28, 2025

This was a fun episode. I highly recommend anyone who likes this style of ranking a particular fandom to check out "Hard Choices". It's really fun! Meganbob is the best!

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sleepyone2three · March 30, 2025

Thanks fo the rec! Am about half way through Lord of the Rings and am already loving it 🤣

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Jonathan Deans · March 28, 2025

mass effect please

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Daniel Weeks · March 28, 2025

I'd definitely listen to more episodes of this. The ranking was pretty spot on, despite Anthony playing the games wrong :p

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Bjørn W Westblad · March 28, 2025

This must be made about Baldur's Gate. And not just the 3rd. I want to know what Anthony would do with Minsc's hamster 😂

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Garbage Game Night · March 28, 2025

They talked about BG3 somewhat recently (must have been a peach pit?) and I was shocked no one seemed to have played much.

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Patrick Sochacki · March 28, 2025

This was incredible. Please make more!!

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Alex Da San Martino · March 28, 2025

Idk looking at my 5'7" character laying next to taash might have erased the concept of a red flag from my mind

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Montanna Tilton · March 28, 2025

I have zero familiarity with Dragon Age but I ADORE this concept. Baldur's Gate 3 pretty pretty please? (Special guest Neil?!)

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Jake Fladd · March 28, 2025

i've actually never played a Dragon Age game but loved hearing you both talk about all the romance options. makes me want to play one!!

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Creekie05 · March 28, 2025

I loved this more than I thought I would, I walked in blind ( having played dragon age prior) but it makes me feel so happy that I’m not the only one that flirts with all my companions

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Parrot Paramour · March 28, 2025

Yeah I'm gonna need more of this please. Mass Effect would be a natural next pick and I've played all of those lol :)

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Daniel Bryn · March 28, 2025

Not played Dragon Age but I WOULD listen to more of these

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Joey Medrano · March 28, 2025

I need to hear the Mass Effect best partner and why it is Tali.

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Nerdsome Noel · March 28, 2025

I LOVED this. Please do more! Dragon Age is one of my absolute obsessions in life. I agree with most of Anthony and Amanda’s takes, but I feel like Lucanis got done dirty. If you do romance him he’s such a sweet boy and so devoted to you….I love him. 🥹 That being said, I appreciate Anthony making Alistair dead because Alistair is so annoying to me. 😅

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Shelby Navone, MA · March 28, 2025

One of the best decisions I’ve made in life was abandoning a Lucanis romance path after he expected me to get surprised and happy that he made me churros…. Switched to Emmerich immediately after that conversation. I love this episode you guys have made! It’s great to hear you talking about these games and the most important aspect them imo 😜 I haven’t had enough of these conversations irl so this podcast gave me a lot of nostalgia and joy

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Danielle English · March 31, 2025

Emmrich is the BEST. I would husband up that man so fast.

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Brett Ivers · March 28, 2025

I feel my wingman Brolas was not given a fair chance 🙁

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Genesis Ednalino · March 28, 2025

I have no dragon age knowledge but I loved this! I was on the fence about playing Veilguard, but now I'm gonna give it a shot.

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Aaron Bowyer · March 28, 2025

Definitely will listen for more, not only an interesting listen but also makes me really want to play all of dragon age now

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The Brothers LEE · March 28, 2025

Yall doing the borderlands series next. Right? ... right???

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james L · March 28, 2025

PLS

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Haylee Deans · March 28, 2025

Incredible takes. I feel like it was pretty spot on. I would love to hear thoughts on the Dragon Age girlfriends and Mass Effect romances. And also why Garrus is number one!

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MacabreMachine · March 28, 2025

I enjoyed this! But please only do another if you also enjoyed making it

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Liam Nicholson · March 28, 2025

Excellent concept of an episode, would it be a rotating guest cast? And also I think you should take a run at the Stardew Valley romance options! 😊

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Montanna Tilton · March 28, 2025

I would love a Stardew episode!!!

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Maria M · March 28, 2025

I’m so glad you put this back up! Would love to see other daddies (we know Beth and Will were in the fanfic trenches when they were growing up…) and the Hey Riddle Riddle folks as guests :)

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MoxalMox · March 28, 2025

IM SCREAMING FOR MORE!!!!!!! Do it for me! I need more of Anthony talking about men casually. It speaks to my bisexuality in a specific way

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Emily Holmes · March 28, 2025

Agree on The Iron Bull!!!

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Tii_gee · March 28, 2025

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure!! 👹👹 I love my BioWare boyfriends

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Blaine Bowman · March 28, 2025

I was really worried you guys would turn out to be Solas stans because I would have immediately lost so much respect, but the venom with which she said “that FUCKING egg” put my fears to rest. That being said, you are so wrong about Varric. I feel like he got some closure with Bianca and also 1) he’s a viscount, 2) he’s rich, 3) he’s charming and funny 4) he wears a cock ring on a necklace so you know he’s DTF and I want to floss my teeth with his chest hair

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Mathew Reyes · March 28, 2025

You should do the Mass Effect series next, those games have SO MANY ROMANCE OPTIONS (and yes, andromeda too)

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Zachary Bellows · March 28, 2025

This is awesome, the amount of nostalgia this brought back

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Intestinal-Bookworms · March 28, 2025

I enjoyed this. Anthony does need to go back and play Origins again and romance Zev, he is missing out

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Chris Niemeyer · March 28, 2025

Please god do red dead redemption or Boulders gate

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Cassie Muldrow · March 28, 2025

This was so fun! I would like to hear about all the boyfriends, please!

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Reugard · March 27, 2025

I know absolutely nothing but the name of the games and I thoroughly enjoyed listening to this!

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Nicole Sandor · March 27, 2025

I knew virtually nothing about Dragon Age going into this and I really enjoyed listening! I'd listen again if you guys did another episode.

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Sheriff Teddy · March 27, 2025

Me listening just realizing how low my standards are

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Dan Gordon · March 27, 2025

I cannot express how much I loved this episode. I’m a die hard Dragon Age fan who always romances Alistair/Fenris/Cullen/Dorian so I appreciate the good taste!! So fun, I would loooove to hear more

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Vix Grosso · March 27, 2025

Would love to see Beth as a guest at some point! Maybe not for video games but I feel like she would have immaculate opinions and insight to your debate. Excited to see where this series goes!!

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Ellen Jensen Garrett · March 27, 2025

Well now I’m playing Dragon Age

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Cooper Burns · March 27, 2025

Z ,v. N x s. Xx k skbnk. X .,ln. . vbkbbbbbb. . .

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pezhead7 · March 27, 2025

I would listen to this once a week. Mass Effect, Stardew, Star Trek (DS9 Specifically), Buffy, Marvel Heroes, West Wing, The Wire, FF 01-10, etc, etc, etc. Hopefully we get more.

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ted m · March 27, 2025

this is so good. would love more!! love hearing u guys talk about stuff that u love and ur opinions on it.

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Angela Shrader · March 27, 2025

Definitely need this done for Stardew Valley

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WesKane · March 27, 2025

Look im just glad Cassandra got considered lol

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LilithFyr 🍉 · March 27, 2025

i really liked this ep! just love listening to ppl talk about things they like

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Delightfully Joyful · March 27, 2025

I loved this I’ve not played much of Dragon Age but this was fun and reminded me I should (also it’s great whenever uses invite Amanda)

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Buckleyham Palace · March 27, 2025

I got 30mins in, took a break, and it was gone 😳 Glad it’s back!!! I know nothing about Dragon Age but love listening to y’all yap lol

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Carolyn Coney · March 27, 2025

Now I need to play Dragon age again! I did love my iron bull while I played, but I think that I held a torch too long for Cullen. Next time I’m riding the bull!

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Kate+Cats · March 27, 2025

Great, now I need to go buy these games! (But for real can't wait for y'all to do a franchise I'm familiar with!)

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Huw Kearon-Wiles · March 27, 2025

A spectacular surprise and something I'm exceedingly keen to hear more of. Well done, both!

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Nerd_in_chair · March 27, 2025

Ok fine, I’ll play dragon age. I didn’t have enough fictional characters to be obsessed with anyways

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Gabriela · March 27, 2025

U guys put this out and all the dragon age games went on mega sale on steam

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Gabriela · March 27, 2025

Thank you for starting with dragon age and making this episode for me specifically

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StarlightKissu · March 27, 2025

As someone with 0 Dragon Age knowledge, super good episode, looking forward to more!

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Adam Burt · March 27, 2025

I loved this. Starting with Dragon Age really worked for me. Also, learnt that Anthony and I have a lot of similar tastes in men and women (at least for Dragon Age). Though I adore Alistair, even if my elven mage's relationship with him ended badly.

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Emily L · March 27, 2025

I enjoyed this and am interested in your perspectives of other dateable characters in video games! 😂

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Risotto · March 27, 2025

This content speaks to me so bad even if I've never heard of the franchise! Love the duo of Amanda and Anthony and would be really exited for more episodes!!!

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sdlite · March 27, 2025

Love this! Pls do mass effect next

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Gmork · March 27, 2025

Or Fallout.

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Cody Moriah · March 27, 2025

This is such a fun concept! I may be biased as I am an avid tumblrina and love lurking in ship discourse threads, but this was a delight to listen to.

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LiliLemon · March 27, 2025

Commenting again that I need DA Girlfriends or Mass Effect Boyfriends DESPERATELY

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Hoopster · March 27, 2025

Mass effect next please. WOULD be an instant listen.

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Ed · March 27, 2025

I love this so much, I need more

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Garrett Durham · March 27, 2025

“Dragon age is for perverts” you’re right. That’s why I, as a 12 year old fell in love with Morrigan and her revealing top.

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Garrett Durham · March 27, 2025

Also I chose Zev over iron bull because Zev travels with your warden for a while they search for a cure.

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smellis · March 27, 2025

absolute GOLD content AND a Princess Mia cameo?! I’m sat,

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Caz · March 27, 2025

This is delightful, please make more!

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Jackaxe · March 27, 2025

I won't be listening to this (because I know nothing about Dragon Age), but I wanted to leave a message for interest in other episodes like this. A Mass Effect episode would be an instant listen.

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Exacerbation · March 27, 2025

I also have no knowledge of Dragon Age games- I really liked this! Seconding the ME notion as well

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Keith Rodriguez · March 27, 2025

Did this get reuploaded because I swear I heard this the other day

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Marcus · March 27, 2025

Yeah, there was an audio issue so they had to reupload it

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theRubyDragon · March 27, 2025

Really enjoyed it!

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Connor M Patrick · March 27, 2025

I need yall to rank the Mass Effect boyfriends so bad.

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Hannah · March 27, 2025

I've never played Dragon Age, but ily guys I'm so here for it 🤣😭❤️

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Julian Johnson · March 27, 2025

My boy's Ironbull and Emmrich made top 2, I am vastly pleased.

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marmot · March 27, 2025

I've never played Dragon Age, but I'd love to hear more episodes like this on other games!!!

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Risotto · March 27, 2025

Googled fenris and now I have to buy the game

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JakeFrostick · March 27, 2025

Haven’t played Dragon age, so please do more of this!

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Dean Allard · March 27, 2025

NEEEEEEED more of this please

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MoonkFeesh · March 27, 2025

More please

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rosebramblewolf · March 27, 2025

YES MORE OF THIS PLEASE

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kenz b · March 27, 2025

amazing!!! would (hehe) LOVE more from y’all!! need a Star Wars version asap 😌

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Cody Moriah · March 27, 2025

YES PLEASE

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Felix Ekedal · March 27, 2025

This was a lot of fun, please make more. :)

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Scarylurkergirl · March 27, 2025

I’m so glad you re-posted this. Keep it going, it’s a fun listen!

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Tony Loch · March 27, 2025

Honestly this made me realize that I don’t remember the dragon age franchise as much as I thought I did. Well damn it, I guess I’m going back and playing them all. Also, this has been absolutely great. Totally would listen to more.

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Max Reynolds · March 27, 2025

I would KILL to have everyone on a list so I can ask my dragon age friends who aren’t on the Patreon who they would. I’m so excited for a potential more on this!!!!

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Otterly_Sleepy · March 27, 2025

I haven’t seen dragon age but I would love to see other series!

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ScoopyOopyPoopy · March 27, 2025

Give us more. MORE!!!

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Anne Zimmerman · March 27, 2025

Obsessed! Would love to hear your takes on the BG3 characters

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TheNewMilkMan · March 27, 2025

Absolutely loved this

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Mel Mel · March 27, 2025

God I actually forgot about the angel Xander thing 😭 I thought Amanda was going to mention the Riley thing which is also awful but Riley was so bleh so 🤷 And yeah. I'll never not rage at him jilting Anya. Dick

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Kristyn Green · March 27, 2025

I generally never comment on media I consume. But I needed to emphasize that I love this. A lovely merge of my special interests. Thank you.

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DND123 · March 27, 2025

How could you not have more weighed on iron bulls betrayal though?? I wasn't sold on him before and then he did that and I was like 'fuck you and everything you stand for' because we saved a way bigger group of people and he was seemingly ok with it then he calls you 'Bas'. Ugh my blood boiled.

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Riley Moncur · March 27, 2025

Was slay, would like to hear you discuss a fandom I know!

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candlellte · March 27, 2025

i am exactly the core audience for this thank you

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Pernille Keijzer · March 27, 2025

This sounds awesome but I've never played dragon age unfortunately

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Cristina · March 27, 2025

Neither have I and I still found it fun to listen to. You might too.

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daemoninwhite · March 27, 2025

Y'all rightfully giving respect to my man Dorian had me pausing the episode to go to AO3 and look up DAI fanfic like it's 2014

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Arielle · March 27, 2025

Me 🤝 Amanda having many & strong opinions about Dragon Age (This got long lmao) PLEASE do a DA girlfriend ranking for an ep 2 of this! Live Reacts Start Now: In Taash's defense, they ARE only 22 at most. Cole didn't merge with mage!Cole's body, he took on his identity but manifested his own body, not piloting a corpse (ala Kristoff-Justice in Awakening). The Grey Wardens were kicked out of Ferelden during, uh, Cailan's great-grandfather's time for betraying the King and executing an attempted (thankfully failed iirc) coup. The GWs have only been returned to Ferelden by Maric about 20 years before DAO. Combine that with the Orlesian occupation that killed both Loghain's family, friends, uh so many people, that he helped kick out of Fereldan about 30 years prior to DAO, and that the GW who have been sent to Ferelden are mostly from the Orlesian outfit of the order, I'd say as terrible as his *other* decisions during the civil war are, his distrust of the GWs on either level isn't unfounded. I HIGHLY recommend Sebastian's rivalmance, he leaves the Chantry & takes back his throne (which he does ANYWAY before DAI) with you at his side & doesn't insist on a celibate marriage vs his friendmance path. His is the only rivalmance imo that isn't horrifically toxic & mean. I disagree re Spite because it's a foil to the consensual Anders-Justice merge going harsh/bad/ymmv as a nonconsensual human-spirit merge going *well* in that they make a deal with each other that respects each other's boundaries. If you want to "fuck a spirit", let's revisit Cole (and not uwu-babyfy a neurodivergent coded character who's both an adult & if you push him more human ends up dating your bard Maryden by Trespasser). Alistair is smarter than a lot of people both in universe & in fandom give him credit for tbh. Not a genius, but smarter than he's given credit for. Also, he's *19* going on *20* in DAO sooooooo emotional immaturity should be expected lol. ...I cannot picture how Anthony played these games, every tidbit of his experience we learn makes my eyes go wide all over again 😂 "I'm not going to be scared all the time" as the partner of probably the *most* attempted-to-be-assassinated Magister?! Tal-Vashoth Iron Bull is never retiring his axe so he'd be my 3; he's gonna wanna die on his feet, so if you're into that, yay, but if you want what Cullen or Emmrich offer (aka stability), Bull's vision of life is not gonna be for you. Cullen hates being the center of attention, but if he doesn't have to be? I think he'd be willing to do city culture stuff if you want to, cuz he is the kind of guy who, I think, would engage in things that aren't his style because his partner will enjoy them/wants to. This was SUCH a fun episode!

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deputydeputy · March 27, 2025

I restarted and changed my mc gender halfway through so I could romance Dorian

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Cristina · March 27, 2025

It would def be a shorter episode but I think this would he great with the stardew bachelors/bachelorettes! (and Krobus ofc)

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Schuyler · March 27, 2025

Please do more!!

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SuperNerd Che · March 27, 2025

Never played the game but loved this! Anyone who doesn’t like pigeons is on my shit list. And Dorian sounds hot af.

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Claire Frederick · March 27, 2025

Yum thank you give me more

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K · March 27, 2025

Huge dragon age fan. Huge daddies fan. I almost freaked out when I listened to the intro. This is the thing I desperately needed that I never thought of before.

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Bruce Shockley · March 27, 2025

This was a really incredible show, I would like a more in-depth telling of the different characteristics of the potential spouses. But this has been really really good, great chemistry

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Jack Venegas · March 27, 2025

Cracking idea for a show, a great listen and a lot of fun!

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ToSIvarsson · March 27, 2025

I love this SO MUCH!!!

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Lily Kovar · March 27, 2025

please make more of these i beg of you

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Angus Yearbury · March 27, 2025

This was incredible, I have never played or really consumed much content of the dragon age series but this was such a treat to listen to

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Syd Mal · March 27, 2025

LISTEN I understand but I feel like Alistair grows so much 😩

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Local Goblin · March 27, 2025

SO RELIEVED YOU GUYS HAVE THE RIGHT ANDERS OPINIONS OMFGGGGG

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Maya · March 27, 2025

Anthony did Amanda so dirty pitting Zev and Bull against each other like that. I haven't played Veilguard so Emmrich sounds cool but idk him, so Bull and Zev are my top two. Very much hoping you guys do more of these with other games or other media!

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afreerobin · March 27, 2025

Cullen over Fenris is WILD

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Elí · March 27, 2025

can’t wait for more of this!

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UrdnotVick · March 27, 2025

Thank you for the Krem mention.. I want to love that bad motherfucker

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Everest · March 27, 2025

Also yes we give a shit and even the weirdos who don’t play video games w not listening to y’all rank boyfriends

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Dan McIlvaine · March 27, 2025

This was amazing- love the discourse

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Adam Richards · March 27, 2025

I'm 20 minutes in, and while the podcast is good you have totally sold me on looking into Dragon Age games which I have never played. LOL

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Everest · March 27, 2025

I’ve never played Dragon Age, might now, could listen to yall talk about Buffy for years.

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Sydney · March 27, 2025

I LOVE Dragon Age so I was beyond excited to see this on the feed (and devastated when it was taken down by the time I got home from work to listen to it lmao), so happy my boys Cullen and Alistair made top 5! I would 1000% love to hear more of this podcast format

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Space Captain Omoly · March 27, 2025

More of this please

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Algee · March 27, 2025

this was SUCH a treat to listen to omg, I was thrilled to see it on the feed and I'm sure any future episodes will be the same. here are my favorite moments: Cassandra making the initial boyfriend cut sooo true Cassandra butch lesbian boyfriend is canon and you can quote me "mass effect is for dweebs, dragon age is for perverts" absolute gold, I feel like I need that on a t-shirt "rivalmance is what we call it in the *culture*" would also make a great t-shirt also loved hearing you guys talk about Taash in a positive way bc yeah a lot of the press around them initially was like right-wing ragebait and so it's nice to see them get appreciation from people who engaged with their actual writing!

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Kim Barbaria · March 27, 2025

Amanda, you owned Anthony on Zevram. Well said. This is a fun concept pod. I would definitely keep listening. Really glad you kept the gender non/conforming group in with this category. Helps for us pan folks!

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B · March 27, 2025

Amazing more of these please!

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Brion Harpring · March 27, 2025

I don’t have a love of Dragon Age, but this was really fun. I’d love to have yall make Matt join in for a presidential Episode.

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Aster · March 27, 2025

Dragon Age is my most beloved series EVER !!!! Thank you so much for doing this, I went insane when I saw this title

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Storylord · March 27, 2025

I’m down for what is essentially horny debate me coward

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Magnus Magnesia · April 4, 2025

Can we PLEASE get an episode of Matt and Freddie yelling about boyfriends?

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robert Harrington · March 27, 2025

Totally should get a token straight guy to pick what he thinks is a great boyfriend. Just a pure meathead with bad opinions for your contrarian

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here to suffer · March 27, 2025

It's funny caused me and my MIL were joking about making a similar podcast

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Meryl Chills · March 27, 2025

Please do more!!

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Nobi Wolff · March 27, 2025

Its so much more of a mercy to kill Anders, because I didn't and if you Romanced him with Hawke you find out his life further crumbled and collapses

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Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror · March 27, 2025

Alistair was such a sexy unintentional gay baiter nerd bro. He jokes about licking poles in winter before realizing how wrong the conversation can go. Also, Mass Effect is for dweebs and Dragon Age is for perverts? Haha. Love both.

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MK Prock ❤️ · March 27, 2025

I love this!! Please do more🙏 i need to hear yall do stardew valley

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Keely O'Brien · March 27, 2025

As a Fenris and Cullen lover I feel validated 😌 This podcast was made for me

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James Shimic · March 27, 2025

I'm 2 minutes in and 100% on board.

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Kazlyn · March 27, 2025

I love Anthony’s gay porn introduction in the description.

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Santana salvador · March 27, 2025

Do baldur gates 3 next

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Sean · March 27, 2025

Please more of this!!

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drmimms · March 27, 2025

Love this! If it was fun for y'all to record, I'd say this is definitely something I'd love to listen to more eps of, as a little treat. Glad to see the Iron Bull and Alistair appreciation!

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Tony Swagman · March 27, 2025

I thought I was going crazy when o saw this drop like a week ago

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Shane Murphy · March 27, 2025

Love anything you guys do, don't know anything about dragon age but listening all the way through for support. Plus other franchises would be fun... Bg3 companions and NPC's? Fallout? Dare I even say ..... TV shows?

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Shane Murphy · March 27, 2025

It's got series potential is what I'm saying.

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Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland · March 27, 2025

I was so sad this got deleted because I wasn’t able to listen the first time around, SO glad it’s back!!!

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Pedro Machado Figueira · March 27, 2025

*points a pistol to my credit card* if you wanna keep this patron you better make this a series, kid

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Pedro Machado Figueira · March 27, 2025

(jk but I would love it!!!)

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Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror · March 27, 2025

Yay! It’s back! I have such love for the DA boys and NBs. “Many and powerful opinions” ❤️‍🔥 Can’t wait for others in a series like this.

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Leo Hall · March 27, 2025

SMASH (i mean im not gay but like i would)

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Nick Carlson · March 27, 2025

This is like Debate Me, and the Christerion, they are all fun. We need a Will one now, maybe a sexy saxophone themed one.

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Parker Grogan · March 27, 2025

100% would listen to more of these!

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Rhi Bran · March 27, 2025

I haven't played Dragon Age, but this makes me want to.

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Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror · March 27, 2025

Do itttttt! They’re so good.

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The Plum Satyr · March 27, 2025

I'm gonna skip this one cause I know nothing about Dragon Age but I am interested in this as a series

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Rabbit · March 27, 2025

I want more of this, but I think a video format would help so the audience can play along even if it’s just vibes based.

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Cassidy Bassidy · March 27, 2025

Love this!

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PopPunkWitch · March 27, 2025

Thoroughly enjoyed it!

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Elisha Daniel · March 27, 2025

It got taken down to fix a mic echo, and I WOULD love more of these ❤️❤️

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Jon · March 27, 2025

Ah that's where it went. I see Anthony toned down the passive aggressiveness on the description this time LOL

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Natalie Connolly · March 27, 2025

Definitely more of this pls Was a great listen and made me want to replay the series from the top

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Jill Klatt · March 27, 2025

I don’t know Dragon Age but I will listen to this to add to the numbers in the hopes they’ll do BG3 next

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Andrew Bennington · March 27, 2025

It's back!

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John Grandi · March 27, 2025

This was great! Excited for hopefully more episodes.

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Britomart · March 27, 2025

I definitely want more of this!

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Blu · March 27, 2025

pouring one out for the dragon age series

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the slunch · March 27, 2025

glad it’s back because i hadn’t gotten to listen to it yet, but definitely do more!! i wanna hear about characters from other franchises, and from guests!!

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Jack Baggerley · March 27, 2025

“Anthony Burch (gay porn)” lol

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Grey Dawn · March 27, 2025

Woo this episode made me download dragon age just to see what they’re talking about

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Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror · March 27, 2025

Enjoy it!

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August Coronel · March 27, 2025

Never played, will still listen to it all.

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mansocksjr · March 27, 2025

Wee need more WOULD

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Matthew Morrissey · March 27, 2025

Second time’s a charm.

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Lukeoftheirish · March 27, 2025

It got taken down?

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Jordan White · March 27, 2025

Welcome back!

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Ivory lambert · March 27, 2025

I thought I was crazy.

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Ivory lambert · March 27, 2025

Why did you get rid of this.

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Matthew Morrissey · March 27, 2025

It had echo issues so they put it back in the oven for a little bit.

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Christopher Pete · March 27, 2025

Hey, it’s back!