Sanguine, Mi Brudda
As we all know, 90% of an Assassin’s duties involve going to get snacks and avoiding bogarting any current smokeables.
The debate over whether the paradise fruit belongs caked in cheese and salt has lasted centuries and claimed the lives of thousands.
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What would be the equivalent of an italian in this universe?
Good to know that the pineapple pizza debacle might be as old as the great Hootinannie
You know, it feels weird to ask for this, but I’d like a few SFW versions of these panels you post, if only to show Vice and Violence off to people in more “PG13” settings. Like I’d LOVE to show this to the Helldivers Discord, but a Moderator would zero in on the “Slut” on the “Pizza Slut” logo and NOPE it away.
The answer's "aging", right? The living don't want to become old, the sick hope to live long enough to get old, the young think old people are lame, and everybody gets old eventually?
I think it's just "death". These guys are too baked for two-syllable answers :)
This is the best spoof of the elder scrolls I have seen in a long time
Heathen, this is a direct reference to Discworld's Assassins Guild.
Lmao!
Pizza Slut! When you really want to eat a hot pie!
So what type of bug produces pork products in Mundain? I am aware of beefbugs and (I think) chickens are fused with dragons/drakes, but I don't recall what the swine analog is.
Porkslugs, first seen in Spud & Rynn’s first encounter. Allegedly delicious when grilled.
'Family discount' in this context is peak dark humor.
Wait til someone tells Deryk the origin of the word "assassin" actually comes from the word for pot head. No wonder he has the munchies.
thats the assassins guilds whole deal
Deryk needs to work on some better riddles. Does the answer to every riddle have to be some abstract concept like 'time?'
Ass-ass-ins Guild? Do they all have dumptruck booties and a penchant for anal too? (I hope)
potheads
The answer is time, dork. You want ts or not?
It's hard being an assassin on an empty stomach.
Jajaja only worries about pizza. Don't tell me it's Hawaiian, let it get cold and soggy.
you get something good from that pizza slut?