March 11, 2025

High Level Fighter (and the rest)

After saving a city from a dragon, Fighter & Bard opened a sleepy little smoke lounge in the city, and remained fast friends for several decades, until he slipped on a wet pier calling after the local oyster girl. Bard wrote a song about it, which became a tavern favourite after the lyrics were communally changed to have more genitals in it.

Wizard wrote a memoir about her experiences in dungeon-crawling, which nobody read. She opened up a mimic breeders in the countryside with a clone of herself, until she sneezed while lighting a candle with a spell, and exploded.

Thief snuck onto a merchant vessel, where he was the sole survivor of the nautical “Goofy Gums” outbreak. He washed ashore somewhere south, and discovered a tropical tribe of giantesses, where he spent his short life happily drinking rum from coconuts until he suffocated during a particularly vigorous love-making session.