Pages: Random Encounters

Is it just me or are so many random encounter tables basically useless for an at-the-table situation?Maybe it’s because I’m bad at improv but while researching I see stuff like:

• You see a Dwarven woman hanging up her washing. She is sad.

• A swarm of bats is disturbed and flies away.

• You see a deer on a hill.

• d4 kobolds.

Like what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Anyway I hope the little tooltips under these random encounters give the less improv-minded GMs (like myself) a little nudge of the possibilities, at least.

Also, we’ve got an overstimulation choker coming with our red-headed damsel next! Just working on the back-arched squirting wildly pose.