August 9, 2020
Sexy Pics Made Awkward By Poses
Here are my captions, in order:
1) Hailing a taxi in the middle of the ocean
2) Trying not to flash the beachgoers
3) Does my armpit smell?
4) Seductively pretending the rock isn't painfully jutting into my body
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Matt Longo · August 12, 2020
Awkward is the new sexy anyways
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John Chung · August 10, 2020
The last one looks like Bridezilla tripped and fell into a "meant to do that" pose. Or someone called out Beetlejuice three times 😂
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Walter Paquette · August 10, 2020
You didn't wear pasties?
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Jack Rawles · August 9, 2020
Pose 4# Trying to pretend it isn't 60 degrees and that my skin is always that bumpy. :)
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Reggie Brown · August 9, 2020
Lol. That’s the hailing a taxi and a random person jumps in before you can even move pose 😂
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Jack Rawles · August 9, 2020
That is def. The cab hailing pose. But, I also know, if there was such a cab, they would stop for you. :)
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Biggamehnter · August 9, 2020
looking great