Landscapers from Hell!!

Mario Andretti mowing the lawn 🤣🤣🤣 it looked faster than any fucking lawnmower i’ve ever seen!!!! Is the thing running on fucking Ethanol!

Another thing young people don't understand about gaming in the 80's is that we were coming off the North American video game crash of '83. Which meant the news and the stores had convinced everyone that video games were a fad that was over, and they were a huge waste of time and money. 1983-1986 was rough. You were lucky if you still had an Atari VCS/Intellivision/Colecovision that your parents hadn't thrown in the trash bin. So, convincing parents to buy an expensive game console, with expensive games, was a very ruthless, uphill battle. They think you're exaggerating when you say you had to BEG and do a song and dance to MAYBE get one. It was NOTHING like it is today. The success of the late 80s/early 90s Japanese gaming systems paved the way for the way things are now. It could have went a very different direction had Nintendo not tried so hard to capture the American market, and had Sega not lit a fire under their ass.

I don't know why I took so long to join. This man is a savior and speaks the truth. He must be protected at all costs! Go Jesse! FJB!

Need some new episodes!

Jesse, are you okay? So, Jesse, are you okay? Are you okay, Jesse?

Having a system that will play 20,000 games... you get what I call "option fatigue". The way you combat this is to keep track of the games you play and beat every year... even if it's just a text file. That way you have to stare at either your progress or procrastination. I'm old, I don't have much free time so I'm quick to get assistance if I get stuck, particularly if I've already beaten it from my childhood... but force myself to beat 2-3 games a month. I'll have a game thats a long game to beat, like a long form action adventure or RPG, and I'll have a "you COULD beat this in less than 2 hours if you were some kind of speed runner". It keeps things fresh, and it keeps you honest. My son has a Switch, I try to play games with him on it, most of them beat um up games. He plays easy games like Mario Odyssey and that new Kirby games... he's 9, if he can beat it, its an easy game. He really wants Breath of the Wild. I told him I'd buy it for him if he could beat Ocarina of Time. I'm offering to REWARD him from beating a video game. I would have killed to have that kinda parenting as a kid... but I want him to appreciate working through something hard to get something he wants... even if that working through something hard is something fun and rewarding.

If my wife made me wear a mask in the house, I would make her wear my pillow over her face in her sleep.

“When you have everything you have nothing” That’s the feeling you get with the basically unlimited selection on a retropi style device, netflix, and to a lesser extent game pass. Thank you for battling the stock car of lawn care services to bring us these advices!!

can I come to long island and stare at your wifes ass while I talk to her?

I heard Fauci is retiring soon. You can be in charge Jessie and recommend everyone eats ass instead of wearing masks.

This was a fantastic episode, one of his best advices shows to date!

To get a console..“U had to suck ur mother&fathers dick” 😂🤣. 🤘🏻

We need to get him a hidden camera to get some footage of his wife throwing him bitch grenades.

I like how the landscaper doesn't mow your lawn in forever, and then when he finally shows up, he: 1. Does it right in the middle of your show 2. Hits on your wife 3. Insults your deck-building ability I suppose you should be thankful he didn't Javiel all your tools while he was at it!

That was some wonderful ADVICES right there!

Love you always Jesse <3