How to pick up the HOT Chicks!!

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You gotta be a bit of a scumbag to get laid in highschool sometimes. I've used my gf car, my grandmother's car she lent me, bushes, gf parents beds, friends attics, basements, bathrooms at rave parties, the highschools stairwell to the roof, on actual train tracks, the woods, baseball bleachers at night, anytime, anywhere

Chicks aren't a whole new level of hot. You're a whole new level of rapey. And the great advice on women that you'll "Never hear anywhere else"... Actually you will. Just go check out any books titled: How To Pick Up Women, How To Control Women's Minds, Body Language and How To Use It to Get Women, Make Women Chase You, The Confidence Game, etc. These type of sleazeball books and the pathetic people who write and read them. Disgusting, misogynistic, horse crap. High School Dude: don't use the crap in these books like Jesse. This is SHIT for guys who have NO GAME. Guys who are desperate, pathetic losers. Don't go down that road.

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Man I love Optimator! I first had it in the early 2000’s visiting some family in Oregon and having lunch at this German restaurant. Had 3 or 4 and everything was just dandy. Until I stood up! Plus, it sounds like a beer that Ahnold Shwarzenegger would drink! Get me to thee choppa!

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Hilarious episode, but geez... some of us are trying to repress memories of those shock videos from the wild-west days of the internet.

" She was a real slob too, aaah the best" - Absolute Legend

His mother watches the show, but does Sylvia? 🤣

That highschool advices is gold. Now if only I could go back about 20 years... hahaha

Dick mutilation porn?

Suddenly developed a phobia of screwdrivers 🍆🪛

Ground beef asshole 🤣

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