Pizza and Elvis!!
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Great advices on women!
Best way to get rid of a body (hands down). 1. Find a freshly dug grave at a cemetery (pay off the caretaker if necessary or just get it done quickly while he's not looking). 2. Throw corpse on top of the casket inside the grave 3. Fill it back up with dirt. 4. You're welcome. There are all kinds of places to hide a body at a big, old cemetery. This is just one way. If you think about it, this is the place where dead bodies belong. Stuffing one into a grave or tomb will be way less suspicious than trying to hide one anywhere else in town.
You introduce another person into this mess....your out of here.
Take it from someone who has been to prison (and federal prison): Do NOT shit your pants. You'll just piss off the people who now have to smell your shit and you'll catch a nice beating or 3 for that. Do not start fights for no reason. If you come in to a prison where everyone has a comfortable routine and you start picking fights, you'll likely get stabbed in your first month. A lot of it depends on What your crime is, and what level prison you're going to. If you are there for hurting kids or any other pussy ass sick crime, you will have to "check-in" to survive. Which means tell the guards you want to live with the other baby fuckers or you WILL be killed. Even if you try to hide your crime, they WILL find out. If your crime was violent and you're going to a Maximum security prison you'll be with murderers and rapists and guys who have nothing left to lose. Not. Good. If your crime was non-violent and non-sexual and you go to a minimum or medium, you'll have a much easier go of it. Survival tips: Keep to yourself at first, try to make a friend or two. If you're there for some nefarious shit (like hurting kids), - Check-in. Even if you have to cuss out a guard to get thrown in the hole.
Great advices!
First time Patreon subscriber... love the show.. its nice to see someone who is as aggravated with everything and everyone as I am.
Life is too short to be aggravated with everything. Don't you forget about your friend Death. He keeps you closer than you know...
My man Jesse staying strong with the jack and ginger ale, screw Coca cola!
Googled "picture picture theme song" and got nothing. Somebody needs to record that bitch and post it. You had it right the first time - barbicide. I agree...where the f--- did it go?
Blue Journey by Danya Vodovoz….. YOU’RE WELCOME
when is the CB revolution episodes coming man
Pushing shit down the drain hole with your toe is called waffle stomping. You're welcome.
My Father was an excellent man. Part of the ‘Greatest Generation’. He dropped me off for college and had one piece of advice, “Don’t ever try to figure out women. They’re like cats, a whole different breed…”
https://youtu.be/ABsaf1O9qzg picture picture Vodovoz - Blue Journey
“Taking the shit of your life is basically reverse anal” 😂-Bithead1000
Edmund Hillary was the man who was the first to reach the summit of Mt. Everest.
Best one yet! Thanks; You're outa here!
The only thing I miss from LI is Pizza and greassy Zeppoli. All Massachusetts pizza is pure garbage and they have never heard of a garlic knot.
Best Sicilians I ever had was Rosa's Pizza on Metropolitan Ave. Ex New Yorker who lives in PA now but whenever I'm in NY I always bring back a pizza pie, a whole bag of bagels & random pre made stuff from Iavarone.
Picture Picture theme song is called Blue Journey by Danya Vodovoz.
Alright! Something decent to watch on a Monday Night!