Why women love to ride horses...

Women also love when you're on the highway and you ride the line and you go over them bumps. That's how I would get my last girl wet and then she would go down like a VHS tape going into a VCR.

Ha Ha, Fuck everybody. That's the way I'm rolling brother. I use to worry what people thought. Not anymore. Later friend.

Advices? You f#cking killed it! If me and the old lady ( I mean my beautiful bride) ever get up your way, I'm buying dinner for the family.

So fishtank ✔️ mustache deep in twat ✔️ Thanks Mr 1000!!!!!

Goddamnit all I want before I die is the Bithead pot, music, caesar salad, spaghetti and meatballs, soda, and Carvel treatment.

i said fuck it and joined the patron and fuck am i happy i did!!!!

All I know is if I got a $70 cake as a kid, Blippi better be jumping out of that fuckin’ thing!

"NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE MUSTACHE DEEP IN HER TWAT-AH!". The world would be a cruel and unjust place if BitHeads Mom, Dad, Mother-In-Law, Father-In-Law, nieces, Nephews don't all watch this. I am crying laughing at that visual.

A 'Prozzy' is slang for a Woman of the Night/Prostitute/Instagram 'model'

Tricky thing with hookers is, they know YOU are doing something illegal, and if you have anything to take, they will try to extort you. Find a friend who needs money and is single... pay some her bills, get a little on the side... you help me, I help you... If you trust them, it's the perfect relationship.

Another great show mate! 💪😎👏

The sound of thundering hooves approaches from out of the sunset. When the dust settles you see her on the saddle of the angry steed , the legendary Wild West sweat hog….CLIT EASTWOOD !!!!

Best Money I spend all month on this patreon.

My husband tells me to get glad in the same pants I got mad in.

Welp, another great ADVICES as always! Happy Labor Day, all you beautiful bastards out there! Happy Birthday Tonster!

Yesse! I think you are learning one of life's great lessons: The more money you make, the more money your wife spends. You make warehouse money + YouTube money, so your wife goes out and buys a $75 cake, not to mention weird, completely unnecessary stuff like.... new door hinges for all your interior doors. A friend of mine from law school started to make big money in his practice last year, and all of a sudden, his wife made him buy an $820,000 house, put $60,000 of renovations into that house immediately, they have two new cars, a dog, and a goddamn horse. His wife spends every cent she makes plus most of his. If I were you, I'd put all your YouTube money into a separate account that your wife can't see and say that the show really just pays for itself and your gasser. Otherwise, the spending sprees will continue until you're two inches away from the poor house!

got a $75 cake just so she could brag to her pseudo intellectual friends, has nothing to do with what the kid wanted on his cake, theyd ask me as a kid chocolate or vanilla what kinda cake. You think the kid is going to say BANANA CRACKERS AND BAH BAH BAH no thats so someone who shall remain nameless can take a picture, post it to her social media and chatter with her chickens bragging.

Yesse! I'M IN!

Perfect timing. Can't sleep cuz I dabbed too much live resin and drank too many White Claw limes!