Eating Snatch!
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“I’m an asshole eater from way back” absolutely fucking roaring from that point on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bithead during sex "Honey, have you tuned out yet?"
Patrice Oneal always said to find a technique you're comfortable with and become proficient in that. I may not fear the man who's eaten snatch with 1000 different moves. But I shake from the man who has eaten 1000 different beaks with the same one.
Just reincarnate me as a dog!
as they say..."sniffing a girl's butthole is the poor man's viagra"
I'm 43 and I just stopped talking to my friends one day. Might've been maybe 6 or 7 years ago, I just realized that I could still live life just fine and be happy with just my dogs and my girlfriend. I was happy. I still miss them once in a while, but neither them nor I really tried to reach out again. So, I guess they weren't my friends, and vice versa, as much as I imagined for nearly 20 years... It's probably why I enjoy watching BitHead so much.
Idk what happens after 40 but my "friends" all disappeared too. So i guess you're right, BitHead is like that guy time we don't have anymore.
Anyone remember “The Alphabet” from the 1986 Sam Kinison TAPE, “Louder than Hell”? Well I do, and the premise is pretty much that you should “lick the alphabet.”. So hearing this as a young man, and also hearing the idea that “All good comedy contains a kernel of truth”, I concluded that this was good solid advice, so I decided that the first vagina I ever licked would have the alphabet inscribed upon it. After several tries, with a small handful of vaginas, what a colossal failure! Instead, just visit the man in the hood and fuckin’ WEATHERPROOF it! Letter “O” seems to work nicely. Or just lick the butthole, while shoving the running washing machine into the vagina, tends to get the job done, too.
Of COURSE we're back to sex advice...GUYS, ASK BETTER QUESTIONS
Another one joins a life of servitude. *doom metal riff playing* LOL! You set this man up, just so you could buy his game collection!!!!
if the guy wanting to lose weight sees this, you can workout lightly frequently and itll shift you into gaining muscle/losing weight phase. But as BH said its slow, even with cardio depending on how you eat plus weight lifting can lose 0.5-2lbs a week. With a semi disciplined diet, and frequent but not heavy lifting, you can maintain weight.
Loved the weightlifting video, and honestly listened with intent at the advice. Might just be one earnest view, but let me say thank you !
As a female viewer I'd like to thank you for teaching the correct way to do it 😉 . Great advices today.
You’re all OUTA HERE!!!! Lol
Those two hunks of flesh that shit tumble out of! OH!
So Brent is pretty much fucked.
That kid needs to get a paternity test.
Jesse's mother has left the chat.
God Bless Bithead1000 and Patreon's allowance of freedom of speech.