Sex with Aliens and Dogs Barking!!

Don't get too excited about beating old people up when you are only a handful of winters away from getting the senior discount yourself. =)

Dammit I hit the return button again! Jeez! One of these days I’ll learn. Anyway it breaks my heart to think about how much of an old fart I’ll be by the time they’re all grown up.; provided I make it that far!

Pabst and Fossil, you guys are right on! I got married at 31, had kid 1 at 34, #2 at 37, and #3 at 41.

YESSS!! Please have kids younger. I had my first at 33 and second at 36. Have them while you’re young and have the energy!! Screw all that bullshit partying into your 30s. SAVE YOUR MONEY!! Invest! Start your retirement early if you can as well. Don’t get stuck with school loans. If you can’t afford to pay as you go get into a trade. But having kids early means they will be outta the house earlier. Plus you have a better chance to spend more time with future grandkids.

I second that advices on having kids late... its better to have kids late than not at all, but if you are young and reading this, and you EVENTUALLY want to have kids, fucking get it out of the way. Yeah it will be hard, but your body and mind are equip now to deal with this. I had my first kid when I was 36 and my second when I was 43. When my daughter graduates high school... I'm gonna be 60. I hope to retire before then because I know I'm not gonna make it much past 75 and I'd actually like to enjoy life after retirement before I drop dead. The things that are easier when you are older having kids is... you have your infrastructure down, you have a house, you are probably now married to a keeper (I'm sure if you are doing this, you divorced the first one) and you actually have money. All these things are great, but you do a disservice to your kids when you are too tired to take them out and throw the ball around with them when all you want to do is take a nap. Also, its really fucking annoying going to your kids grade school events and half the moms are old enough to be your kids if you had them when you were supposed to.

Outta here!

Not getting the job done is some great advices. It puts them in a position of where they are the greedy liars ... because if they can’t find the person to help you, then they have to find the person to replace you... which is effectively the same person.

Thought my father was mowing during this video. Kept jumping up to make sure he wasn't trying to lift anything heavy outside. He's 84 had me at 41, or something like that lol. He should have had me first. I was beating down doors with battle axes as a teenager. Didn't drink or touch drugs until 18, just imbued with naturally high test levels.

Lovin’ everything you post, from the shed, to console builds, to art. Keep it up!!!

For peak advices, you wanna be read about halfway down the Coors. Too near the top, and he's still pissed from work. Too near the bottom and he's hammered. Right in the middle, Jesse checks out and BitHead1000 has arrived.

I love seeing the Patreon grow. I upped my rate to $5 per month because this is my favorite show.

Gonna start pricing whole hunks of bologna at my local deli. Thanks!

So gold! Coors Banquet fo Life

A-HA; solder seal connectors... thanks BitHead! Sorry to get you all winded like that!

Great advices!

Granny beat downs, I'm in!