I have a Small Penis.

Life was so much more shit when my mind was preoccupied with sex constantly. I am the kinda guy that is either frothing at the mouth with an INSATIABLE drive, or I am converting all that energy into other endeavors. I can't even fucking jack it casually. Casually turns into heroin addict like nut busting sessions. I release minimal amounts of prolactin so refractory times are short.

Jess, I feel like you just took me outside and showed me what it's like. I also know the struggle of living life with a small penis. It takes its toll, I gotta be honest. So your advice really hit home.

Spot on with the sex advice.

Actually just read an article about archaeologists digging up ancient shit and it was filled with parasites, sounds like they had a lot of tummy aches lol thank you but no.

I wonder who gives ol yessie advices? funny stuff. OUTTA HERE!!!!

Can anyone help me locate the video where BitHead1000 talks about how to get an overstuffed doublewrap burrito at Chipotle? It's one of the funniest bits... and there isn't a keyword in the search so now I can't find it.

I love that half a tall boy puts Yesse on the moon lol.

I always put salt, pepper and garlic on my steaks.

I'm the guy who regularly buys 6 tallboys of Mike's Harder Lemonade almost everyday... don't feel bad, I don't.

No joke about those toilets. This old couple / workaholics / my landlords installed a new toilet (tall and long!) in my apartment. Good god. Nothing like my 1985 toilet. It's like a fucking TORNADO in my toilet.

Awe. I felt kinda' bad about the 4 1/2" guy. I'm a thick 7, and while i've bumped into chicks I could only fit about 5 into, there was one where she was deeper than I could hit her cervix.

Playfield evens out real quick when your getting tan chicks fresh off the boat. 4 inch penor might not matter but a $5500 good looking fridge matters more to them

“Cut off it’s hooves and wipe it’s ass!”

I was stationed out in California for a short while and let me tell you, I’m glad it was a short while. I made the mistake of visiting Venice beach once and it was dirty with homeless drug addicts walking around. I thought I was gonna see hot chicks rollerblading in bikinis and Arnold pumping iron on the beach...

Classic

"I want to gnar on the bone!" - Bithead1000

This must be the greatest advice show in the history of human civilization. With a 4K ThunderStick

Toilet guy: Sounds like you eat very little fiber. In turn, your turds are super dense. If your turds sink instead of float, you need more fiber. Get a jar of Metamucil. Take it every day. You're welcome.

That 24oz Yellow Coors is the same exact can of beer that Sylvester Stallone drinks in the beginning of the movie Cobra. (in the supermarket)

He’s not wrong about California. I live here. It’s fucked!

Chilly here in New England too Alan, Coors what classy can. Bithead1000 enough with pop collars already guy! 😂

It's quite chilly here in the UK at the moment, so in reply to the title... Yeah, me too...