Rygar!!

Listen here chowder head, been waiting since we saw you get Devil Engine on the switch for Christmas - you going to play it? Better practice before going on camera you'll get some extra continues!

Sega Master System 8 bit shooters

Have you played the ARCADE version? Some interesting changes for NES.

ShitHead1000…… Star Wars on the 32X. You know the reason why so just get it done already for crying out krin.

Night Trap

that's a good shit talk i respect that

While you're stitching up your dress up from that ass whooping Rygar put on you, you might as well play Blackthorne on the SNES! All the best Jesse!

Rygar doesn't fuck around, drops you in with no story, bass kicking it, baddies bending you over. When I was a kid I had no clue it had an exp system until I got another health dot. Of course as a kid there was no bass due to shitty full range 3 inch tv speakers. FAT PIG!? That guy is ripped up! Sitting there flexing. You can see his bi's, tri's, pec separation, delt indention! At the very start if you get near a pit the mobs can only hit you from one side, you can grind the shit out of em. It's cheesy as shit, I know.

Alright there, twat-waffle, how about some Mega Man 2?