[Cards] Sir Varion's Mantle

Sir Varion's Mantle
"My darling Princess Wingwumms,

Now that I've found you and handed you this letter, rest easy! I will assuredly slay this dreadful green dragon to make them pay for their unjust absconsion of you. This dreadful lair has seen the last of you, for certain! Be prepared, for you shall be met briefly again by me and my charming steed, Hops, as we return victoragiously from our battle against this ne'er-do-well beast. We'll away together from this dreadful misadventure, with you safely in my protection! We shall spring into action! Leap into the future! Jump into the arms of the unknown! We shall swim against the tide of evil and emerge, glistening, ever stronger because of it!

—Sir Varion

Postscript: In the unlikely event that I do not return from my battle with your captor, please take care of my things, won't you? Hops gets terribly lonely. Give him a kiss for me."