Miraculous Bread Box

Wondrous item, common

This bread box weighs 3 pounds and always smells like fresh bread. If no bread is in the breadbox, a fresh loaf magically appears in it daily at dawn. The type of bread is random: use the table below whenever a new loaf appears to determine the type of bread.

"I have a surprise for you!"

"Is it bigger than a breadbox?"

"No."

"Is it smaller than a breadbox?"

"...Also no."