Winner's Trophy

Wondrous item, common

While holding this competitive trophy, you can use a bonus action to speak its command word to change the trophy's appearance. When you do, you can change the trophy's shape, design, apparent material, and any labels on it. Regardless, the trophy always has a wooden or metallic base that's a 4-inch cube, always weighs 2 pounds, and can't be anything other than a trophy. The trophy can't be larger than 1 foot across in any dimension.

"Congratulations! We're so proud of you for winning fir—Ah. Oh. Uh.

"...I mean, congratulations on coming in third! Bronze is a, uh, sturdier metal anyways!"